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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 2:48PM copa said

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Want Batman now.

Posted: Aug 24th 2009 3:08PM cbarrentos said

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http://bit.ly/2I05PS
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 3:12PM VaultBoy said

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I want it YESTERDAY!
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 9:38PM Vegnagun said

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Do want Batman now.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 10:18AM Brysonial the Bison said

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let me just say i hate nintendo ya thats right I HATE NINTENDO they suck at making games they keep talking about all this non gamer crap i hate it
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 2:51PM wardob said

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Batman Day 1! Also Dissidia: Final Fantasy.

Posted: Aug 24th 2009 7:56PM (Unverified) said

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That is the ultimate super combo!
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 2:52PM samfish said

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You put another inevitably shitty Batman game over the sublime Professor Layton 2?

Shame on you, Joystiq. Shaaaame on you.

Posted: Aug 24th 2009 2:54PM jynxycat said

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wait for it...



wait for it...
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 2:55PM wardob said

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"inevitably shitty"

You fail sir. That is all.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 2:55PM baby sea tuna said

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You are the worst.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 2:56PM Blaquebeird said

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Oh samfish, you're so negative. Try being optimistic. You'll live longer. It's hard to get an aneurysm from a positive attitude.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 2:59PM RANDOM G Joystiq Troll Slayer said

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I want to punch your face.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 2:59PM Vidikron said

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Have you been living in a cave for the past half year?
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 2:59PM TheDarkWayne said

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i'll murder your children
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 3:00PM Zertoss said

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But when you're always negative, it's no surprise when you're right, and when you're wrong it's always pleasant.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 3:01PM samfish said

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"Have you been living in a cave for the past half year?"

Nope. But I have played enough Batman games over the years to know how this movie's gonna end already.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 3:01PM wardob said

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...but batman doesn't murder...

*cries in a corner*
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 3:02PM StormEagle said

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I WILL FIND YOU AND EAT YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 3:04PM eat it said

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you'll never get laid. ever.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 3:10PM darkinchworm said

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Why so serious?
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 3:12PM samfish said

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C'mon, is that all you guys got? 11 replies in defense of another inevitably shitty Batman game? My inbox hasn't even broken a SWEAT yet!

I guess this just means most of you *DO* agree with me after all ｡◕‿◕｡

Ha

HA

*HA*!
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 3:16PM VaultBoy said

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Check the metacritic score, Troll.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 3:16PM RANDOM G Joystiq Troll Slayer said

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I WILL DEVOUR YOUR TESTICLES/ OVARIES!!!!
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 3:18PM TheDarkWayne said

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when you play it, and it does birth you anew in it's magnificence, i will murder that newborn
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 3:19PM NaeemTHM said

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Geez guys all you had to do was post this:

http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/xbox360/batmanarkhamasylum

Holding a very respectable 91%. Not only that, many are calling it one of the best games of 2009.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 3:38PM jhowlett said

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who's a better detective?
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 3:47PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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you guys eat ovaries, sperm, eggs, testicles, kids.....fuck is wrong with you people?!?
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 4:01PM (Unverified) said

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So I guess all it takes to get Samfish to melt down is to advertise a great 360/ps3 game over a boring DS game.

Shit if only I knew it was that easy all these years.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 4:03PM MarkezJM said

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I ate a dodger dog yesterday that I'm still tasting today. I bet if you ate any of that other stuff you'd probably taste it the next day, too. I bet Sammy's kids would taste like rotten cupcakes, for um, some reason.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 4:06PM MarkezJM said

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Pssssssst

They can both be awesome and sublime on a baby eating level. No need to dig on Layton, it's a fantastic and fun game.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 4:11PM Shagittarius said

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Come on guys Sam's got a point, why buy Batman when you could be saving up for:

http://www.ebgames.com/Catalog/ProductDetails.aspx?product_id=75145
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 12:02AM Roto13 said

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Come on, samfish, don't get all Tmac on me.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 2:54PM Nigeria said

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It seemed like it was only yesterday that I was complaining about the lack of a Professor Layton release date, and now it's suddenly here!

I'll probably get around to buying Layton in a month or three as I have my eyes on Metroid this month.

Posted: Aug 24th 2009 2:57PM RANDOM G Joystiq Troll Slayer said

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This post should have been titled:

Now Playing: Batman

Posted: Aug 24th 2009 3:00PM baby sea tuna said

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Why? Is it out already?
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 3:04PM RANDOM G Joystiq Troll Slayer said

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In my dreams it is.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 2:57PM (Unverified) said

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SLIM TUES FTW

Posted: Aug 24th 2009 3:13PM StormEagle said

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Best Buy has a deal this week where you buy a 32" Sony Bravia for $1099 and you get a free 120GB PS3.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 4:21PM mikeburnfire said

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That's a terrible deal, as the PS3 costs $300, and you can get a good 32" HD for $400.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 4:42PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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But the deal is for people interested in a Sony bravia TV. It's not for people who simply want a 32 inch HDTV. If you were already considering that TV why not get a free PS3?

Here is the deal:
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?skuId=9999116200050000&type=product&id=pcmprd116300050000

No one is saying you can't get a 32 inch HDTV but it won't be a Bravia that actually does 1080p and runs at 120hz. It will be a 720p 60hz Dynex TV or something like that. Don't get me wrong because that Dynex is a good TV as we have one in our bedroom but it's nothing compared to a Bravia.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 5:29PM rinoblast05 said

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Sony makes a 32" TV for $500(found the deal at BJ's). Things like 1080p dont matter since the human eye can tell the difference on a TV that size FTW. I agree, not a great deal, because only a tool would spend over a grand on a 32" TV, and since he's a tool he probably already has a PS3. ZING
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 2:58PM (Unverified) said

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"It will birth you anew in its magnificence." – Griffin McElroy, Joystiq.com

That has to be on the back of the Arkham box.

Posted: Aug 24th 2009 3:04PM StormEagle said

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It is. Right next to the "Like a kiss from Baby Jesus - IGN" quote.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 3:06PM eat it said

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hah nothing will top, "it's like a kiss from the baby jesus"
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 3:11PM StormEagle said

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I remember when the Nintendo Fusion Tour was going around and letting people demo the Gamecube and the NintendoDS during their release. Me and my friend were (as a lot of other people) skeptical on the design of the GCN controller. I remember him telling me, "You have to try it. It's like shaking hands with God." I don't think I'll ever forget that.
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 3:45PM (Unverified) said

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Unless the quote is, "It's like a kiss from a 9-pound, 8-ounce Baby Jesus"
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Posted: Aug 24th 2009 2:58PM Zertoss said

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Batman, Dissidia AND Layton in one week?! Welp, there goes all of my free time. FML

Posted: Aug 24th 2009 2:59PM Uncle Jesse said

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I want you to tell all your friends about me.

Posted: Aug 24th 2009 2:59PM baby sea tuna said

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Argh! Why does Batman have to come out the week that I'm moving?! I guess I'll have Wii Sports Resort to fuck around with at my girlfriend's in the meantime, but it's hardly the same.

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