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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:31PM Shagittarius said

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I think when I play it with one hand it's going to be a little more complicated than that...
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:38PM Sam406 said

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There is a penis joke in there somewhere
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:40PM StormEagle said

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Here it is! I've found it!










Not the joke. My penis.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:43PM (Unverified) said

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Will be playing it with the motion wand...
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:43PM Jamp said

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I'm right-handed, how should I proceed?
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:56PM azuravian said

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Use your left and pretend it's your girlfriend's hand?
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 5:05PM TheMainProtagonist said

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Haha... "girlfriend"...
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 5:17PM PedoJokerBear said

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i hope im not the only one who think somebody got downvoted in that white space so badly it turned blank.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 5:18PM PedoJokerBear said

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and was looking for the reply button for 10 seconds.....>_
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 6:04PM ic wiener said

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what is this foreign term "girlfriend" you speak of?
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 10:47PM frozenaccess said

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Lazy japanese gamers today wow..Hey man seriously go back to the controller days..
And this game look like it is a Devil May Cry Copycat lol wow....Its also listed in the video section as PS3? wth does that look like a PS3 control Joystiq?.lmao..
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Posted: Aug 26th 2009 12:21AM mynk said

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have you ever sat on your arm so that it falls asleep and then given yourself a handjob pretending it's someone else doing it because of the lack of feeling in your hand?
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Posted: Aug 26th 2009 9:24AM a dark day said

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double triple quadruple quintuple c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-comboBREAKER!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Aug 26th 2009 12:07PM Kamal said

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It does not look like a lot of fun to me but at least it is accessible to people with only a right hand.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:32PM Yatcho said

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It's spreading...
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:35PM Shagittarius said

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Maybe one day games will advance to the point where they require no interaction!
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:44PM NaeemTHM said

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"Maybe one day games will advance to the point where they require no interaction!"

I'll call them...MOVIES!

No one steal that.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:45PM Jamp said

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Movies? Pshaaaaw, it will never work.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:56PM samfish said

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Of course it'll work! They're not stillies, they move around! Movies! It's clever!
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 5:07PM GewurztraminerX said

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One day? Isn't MGS4 out? Speaking of, when does that come out on DVD? I haven't seen it yet.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 5:16PM samfish said

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oh snap.
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Posted: Aug 26th 2009 4:59AM (Unverified) said

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Perhaps if movies would have achievements...
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:33PM The Wicker Man said

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Looks like a good Devil May Cry Clone. (Yes, I know who developed it.) Hideous J-Pop music really sucks the fun out of killing mutant angels. Yuck, I just remembered the god awful SFIV intro music...*shivers*
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:37PM Jamp said

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J-POP songs? What are you talking about?
The songs are retro-styled, with pianos and violins.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 5:14PM darkandlong said

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The music makes me want to rip my ears off and feed them to a dog in hopes of them never being reattached.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 5:28PM The Wicker Man said

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@ Jam...whatever your name is.
Sorry didn't mean to offend your love of J-Pop :P
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 5:48PM Jamp said

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Did I sound offended? Seriously?
Could care less about J-Pop, I just thought it was weird, since Bayonetta's music doesn't sound like that at all.

And why can't anyone get my nickname right? I think I need a new one.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 7:13PM (Unverified) said

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You added an extra word there, "Devil May Clone" is sufficient. The crying comes later.

Damn, I remember when 1-hand controllers were advertised in issues of GamePro. I mean you really did not need more than three fingers to..um..grind through Dragon Warrior II. Even with DS and console games I get irked when a dev doesn't map the shoulder button to do *anything*. All I need is to mash A for the next ten minutes in this unskippable scene... no respect for a gamer's time.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 8:25PM The Wicker Man said

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Jam

I was just kidding. Notice the cheesy internet thing I did> :P
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:34PM tomrslever said

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Even after minutes pondering over it, I still can't comprehend what the fuck I just saw....I guess I just don't get Japanese games.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 7:58PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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Eventually, you learn to accept it. I mean, considering they more or less invented gaming, the visual novel, anime, and at least 40 tropes? You're going to have some duds in there.

Although if anyone can explain to me what the hell happened in "Spirited Away", I'll give them a cookie.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:34PM (Unverified) said

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Where are the guys that bitched about Nintendo's Demo Play?
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:38PM StormEagle said

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I'll start. Because let me tell you how fun that looks. Look, I'm just going to push the same two buttons over and over again. I'm not sure what's going on but I think I'm winning. There's giant stilettos everywhere and this humongous thing with a smiley mask on but it's cool, I've got my thumb here to help me win.

How dreadfully boring. I think I'll use my other hand to flip the game off the entire time, or maybe to apply drops to my eyes BECAUSE THEY'RE BLEEDING.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:41PM whylekat said

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@ Storm

well put, my friend. Well put indeed.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 6:15PM Mal F4cti0n said

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Storm,

You can choose NOT to play it that way, ya know.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 6:17PM Mal F4cti0n said

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And....I think this was the game that the developer said would basically be impossible at the most difficult setting. So it covers nearly all gamer's mindsets; those that want to mindlessly hit buttons to get through the story to those that love the challenge of beating an unbeatable opponent.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 7:51PM StormEagle said

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I'm not bashing the game. It looks fun. I hate this new "Easy Play" fad that's emerging. These companies (Nintendo included) are going to end up turning the industry I love (and worked my entire life to break into) into something it was never meant to be. It may not happen right away, but in their efforts to make "games for everyone", they're taking them out of the hands of the people who supported them the last 30 years.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:35PM vmenge said

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I already see some people taking advantage of this one hand mode for some disturbing purposes...
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:38PM mrln said

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*COUGHDEMOPLAYFORNSMBWIICOUGH*
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:40PM CaptainProtonX said

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I'm playing with one hand right now.

*high five is available for all*
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:44PM mrln said

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Oh yeah and some random girly anime called, it wants its music back.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:45PM whylekat said

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That sounds horrendous! You should really get it checked out... Flu'll kill ya.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:38PM Hyams said

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Otherwise known as 'Wanking Mode', right?
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:42PM (Unverified) said

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Right after the video, it showed an ad for condoms.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:49PM whylekat said

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Please tell me that's a joke...
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:49PM (Unverified) said

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HAHAHAHA i thought he was joking around so i forwarded to the end.. there is a condom ad afterwards.. lol, i laughed so hard my boss came into my office and was wondering wtf was going on
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 5:11PM aristokrat said

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A pretty funny ad for condoms no less. I like the jazz fingers during the unrolling mime.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:46PM Tre said

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One hand.

ONE HAND.

Seriously? The game Kamiya directs with the theme of "sexiness" you can play with ONE FREAKING HAND?!?

It makes you wonder what the players are gonna do with the OTHER hand.
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 8:29PM ArchiGamer said

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You'll know in about four years or less....
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Posted: Aug 25th 2009 4:48PM MonkeyPunch said

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Try the same on the Batman Arkham Asylum demo. You can also play the fighting parts one handed without needing to use the directional pad. In fact Batman AA has one over this game, as you only actually mash one button and I tried this on the default difficulty.
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