Dear European Readers, we're pleased to inform you that you'll be getting Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles
on November 27. Heck, you're even getting a special bundle that includes the game and a Wii Zapper. We regret to inform you, however, that you won't
be getting a Resident Evil zombie face T-shirt
that can double as a Halloween (you have that there, right?) costume, in addition to being incredibly awesome.
If you're reading this in the US, don't be jealous of our overseas friends' plastic, gun-like shell. We have The Shirt. We can also buy the Resident Evil Shot Blaster
, which eats Zappers for breakfast. (But is, unluckily for it, one step down the food chain from the Shark Gun