Kirby's Dreamland 'movie' trailer is the stuff of nightmares
by Randy Nelson 
{ Aug 25th 2009 at 11:59PM } 
In fact, if you have any little ones, we suggest you shoo them away before watching the trailer (more of a short film, really) after the break, lest they grow up to make the kind of video you're about to fuel six months' worth of nightmares with. While we're not sure McClain's Kirby could ever carry an entire film, he could make a good second-rung
[Thanks, BPM!]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
MC Double Def DP @ Aug 26th 2009 12:01AM
I couldn't get past the first minute. sorry :(
Bagels: Almost certainly not as stupid as you think. Also, Memes. @ Aug 26th 2009 12:24AM
What kind of crap dredged from the bottom of Youtube is this. Horrible sound, no point. Honestly guys, WHY?
Anti-Villian @ Aug 26th 2009 5:47AM
MAN THE HARPOONS
Boostjunkie @ Aug 26th 2009 12:10PM
Same here, that could have been funny but was just stupid.
Desert Eagle @ Aug 26th 2009 12:02AM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
CANNOT UN-SEE
Wiizer ($299) Having BC On Your Launch Console? (Priceless) @ Aug 26th 2009 12:05AM
WTF? Randy, no more late night posts for you.
Seriously, this was horrible. I've seen cosplay presentations better than this...
And most 12-year olds would have laughed at this!
rooshma @ Aug 26th 2009 1:30AM
New regular feature: The Worst Thing You'll See Today!
Batzarro @ Aug 26th 2009 11:02AM
Most 12 year olds would laugh at a drawing of a penis in a history textbook, whats your point?
Jrinswand @ Aug 26th 2009 12:10AM
Needs more scary. Also, talent.
nnahas @ Aug 26th 2009 12:11AM
I one starred this so hard.
rTwelve @ Aug 26th 2009 12:12AM
In order to soothe everyone's minds of poor fanvideo, I present the following counterlink:
www.therewillbebrawl.com
Russ W. @ Aug 26th 2009 12:18AM
You sir, are a man of fine taste.
WINterfang @ Aug 26th 2009 12:26AM
I like unskippable but I just want August to end, Metal Gear August is just so unfunny.
MarnBeast @ Aug 26th 2009 1:00AM
Wow, thank you for that. Just saw the first episode, freaking fantastic.
Kelly @ Aug 26th 2009 3:36AM
this is so great.
Drahken @ Aug 26th 2009 4:06AM
I've been watching this since episode two, and I can confirm that, yes, this IS the greatest thing since sliced bread. A Number One!
Also, this catastrophe is just a mess. Truly horrible. Go watch Brawl this very second.
Vaitork @ Aug 26th 2009 9:06AM
rTwelve, you have won your fair share of internets. I went to bed at 3am or something simply because I couldn't stop watching the episodes.
Highlar @ Aug 26th 2009 10:26AM
I've seen every episode so far, and eagerly await each new episode released each month. The story is fantastic; the characters they've dredged up are great parodies of themselves thrown into a "real" world. Its going to be a sad, sad day when they are finally done with it. But then again, once its all finished, I'm going to download them all and burn them in series onto a DVD so I can watch it on the big screen as a movie whenever I feel like it. :)
Wardo @ Aug 26th 2009 12:13AM
............................ ok then, moving on.
meatee @ Aug 26th 2009 12:14AM
good lord, that was a waste of time.
WINterfang @ Aug 26th 2009 12:26AM
Agree.
MarkHawk @ Aug 26th 2009 12:16AM
I can't believe I muted my Mic for this...
Dralzz @ Aug 26th 2009 12:18AM
It'd still be better than Mario Bros.
WINterfang @ Aug 26th 2009 12:25AM
Creep creepy Mccreeperton.
Fakeplasticball @ Aug 26th 2009 12:33AM
PALETTE CLEANSER
Cute Kitties!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyl4oX0gFe8&feature=fvw
Jrinswand @ Aug 26th 2009 12:41AM
You motherfucker. You didn't warn me there would be Smashmouth.
Fakeplasticball @ Aug 26th 2009 12:49AM
It's gold! Old 90's pop music and kittie cats.
OK ok I need something fast. A quick fix.
rTwelve @ Aug 26th 2009 1:42AM
here's your fix maaaaaaaaan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnagRjxp7v4
do you like it?
is it good?
Drahken @ Aug 26th 2009 4:07AM
@PlasticBall: Agh. Fucking Smashmouth.
@rTwelve: AWWWWWW!
Fakeplasticball @ Aug 26th 2009 9:33PM
Have those palette cleansers ready. In case Randy posts one of his videos again.
Solace (Only on PSN) @ Aug 26th 2009 12:36AM
I think a bit of me died on the inside watching this crap
Thanks
rTwelve @ Aug 26th 2009 12:39AM
Also, the gynecologist makes home visits? REALLY?
I think that's what happned
Anthony @ Aug 26th 2009 12:48AM
this is really really really really bad. Why is this here? Whoever posted this should be reprimanded. It's just irresponsible.
NukeAssault @ Aug 26th 2009 12:43AM
This trailer was 3.32 mins too long.
rick @ Aug 26th 2009 12:43AM
Damm that was bad and that girl had huge thighs not that its a bad thing i just wanted a better view of her assets
IannCannon (XBL&Steam: ianncannon. PSN: Iann Cannon) @ Aug 26th 2009 3:02AM
I only watched because of your comment. Video would have been better if it were 3:31 minutes of her.
BleachMan! @ Aug 26th 2009 12:44AM
I'm depressed that I recognize the song playing in the background. Stupid Death Note soundtrack -_-
BruceyMcBruce @ Aug 26th 2009 1:12AM
Meh. I thought it was going to be disturbing or scary, it was just kind of meh.
rooshma @ Aug 26th 2009 1:16AM
I think this video would be better if it were anything else ever.
THE WICKER MAN (BWF) (GT: Dalek Prime) @ Aug 26th 2009 1:18AM
Rubbish.
Hashbrown Hunter (OneGiantCluster.blogspot.com) @ Aug 26th 2009 1:25AM
...I don't think I'll ever look at Kirby the same way again.
That wasn't just bad, it was eye-searing bad.
alamos @ Aug 26th 2009 1:40AM
This makes "Inglorious Plumbers" look like the first Star Wars film...
rTwelve @ Aug 26th 2009 1:41AM
here's your fix maaaaaaaaan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnagRjxp7v4
rTwelve @ Aug 26th 2009 1:42AM
fucking comments.
THE WICKER MAN (BWF) (GT: Dalek Prime) @ Aug 26th 2009 1:51AM
They even manage to shit on Jack Kirby.
BPMOmega [GT,Steam] @ Aug 26th 2009 2:43AM
... Really? You guys thought it was THAT bad?
I thought it was kinda funny, in a disturbing manner.
Bah. Whatever.
rTwelve @ Aug 26th 2009 10:56AM
"[Thanks, BPM!]"
*gasp* how could you, bitmap
BPMOmega [GT,Steam] @ Aug 26th 2009 1:34PM
I had no involvement in the production of the video. I simply sent it to Joystiq.
Getting downvoted for expressing my opinion that doesn't follow the hivemind? What a bunch of jerks. You guys are worse than Pod Six.
Meh @ Aug 27th 2009 9:33AM
"Getting downvoted for expressing my opinion that doesn't follow the hivemind?" That's how voting works, lol.
Prolifikshadow @ Aug 26th 2009 2:55AM
Who knew Kirby was a white supremacist? yeah, I went there.