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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 11:01AM StormEagle said

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This game scares the crap out of me.

And that's a positive thing. Day 1 for sure.
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 11:06AM evildude said

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agreed
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 11:13AM whylekat said

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Damn fellas, really??

I dunno, looks like a sub-par snore-a-thon to me.

But all right.. I'll give it another shot and watch these preview vids u mentioned on my post.
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 11:46AM Vorbis said

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The setting is only reason i'm interested in this, Visceral games know how to do messed up.
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 3:16PM robotoid said

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Me too. I can't wait to play it and be grossed out and scared and excited.
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 6:27PM SpydaKat said

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I agree. They did a great job with Dead Space so I'll be happy to give them my money again.
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 11:02AM Johnny Locke said

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I say do da skit.
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 11:03AM whylekat said

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This game looks so terrible. I'm sure there's reserved seating in hell for whomever gave this medicore title the greenlight.
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 11:10AM StormEagle said

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Protip:

Because you OBVIOUSLY haven't watched the videos of this game due to age restricition lock-outs....just put in January 1st 1900....it doesn't know you're really not 109! Then behold the awesomeness of this game.
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 11:15AM whylekat said

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Hahaha I'm old enough thanks =P

I'll check 'em tonight.
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 11:03AM (Unverified) said

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hear the piercing cries of all who found out HELL AWAITS
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 11:07AM (Unverified) said

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ballz
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 11:09AM sicsided said

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Does anyone remember the Dante's Inferno game from like 2003 or so that Activision was publishing? It got cancelled I believe after the public had a dispute with the first level being a concentration camp representing Limbo. Anyone remember the name of it or have any links to screen shots?
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 11:17AM Miketor said

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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 11:47AM Clownzilla said

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Has anybody read the book? It puts an interesting complexity to Hell that fit's PERFECTLY into a video game format. If the programmers use the source material at all (and use it right)then this should be a fun game to play.
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 7:43PM Yaanu said

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BWAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

I wish.
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Posted: Aug 28th 2009 1:48AM Fane1024 said

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Did you actually read the poem? This game is a gross perversion of a masterpiece. And a GOW clone.
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 11:23AM Duke said

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Hopefully this game will get the attention, because I dunno about their follow-ups of going through purgatory and heaven and killing everything. Just don't think that will go over as well for folks.
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 11:25AM (Unverified) said

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*rests head in hands, sighs*
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 11:30AM Dirty said

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I would rather go to heaven and have a pillow fight with angels.... Victoria secret angels. Can we make a game about that?
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 11:35AM whylekat said

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They did overseas. It's called RapePlay.
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 11:48AM Dirty said

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no
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 11:43AM whylekat said

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GWAR vacations in hell!
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 12:13PM Misframed said

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"Dante's Water Heater Closet" confirmed? Releasing Q1 2010?
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 3:46PM Ghede said

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I would so play that. Beating the crap out of demonic water heater. Except it heats blood, because it's demonic. The closet would be in the 5.3rd circle of hell, "Late Plumbers"
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 12:16PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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Hell? I'm sorry, but that looks nothing like my cubicle.
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 12:18PM Misframed said

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Yeah, but think how far the water cooler is from Hell...
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 1:17PM bak said

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If they stay close to the source material it could be great. If they go all over-the-top shock-value here/shock-value there, then it will just be a gets-old-quick generic monster fighter. Hell should be terrible - but I'm hoping for deep, unsettling, and thought-provoking too. No monster-closets please :)
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 2:10PM (Unverified) said

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EA can go burn in hell
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 2:13PM harmlessrobot said

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He'll works for me too! Day one purchase.
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 3:27PM robotoid said

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If this game is trying to be 100% accurate, now we know the final boss is Bobby Kotick.
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 4:29PM wamerocity said

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If only there was a way that you could defeat the armies of hell with Kenny and a Golden PSP. THAT would be the greatest game ever...
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Posted: Aug 27th 2009 7:09PM TomCo said

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No, Dante. You are the Kratos.
And then Dante was a God of War clone.
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Posted: Aug 28th 2009 10:44PM (Unverified) said

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I'm glad a company finally has the wherewithal to explore the Cantos in which Dante describes how he suited up and killed demons.

Except there aren't any. I think he and Virgil sneak past some demons in the Eighth Circle, and Medusa tries to pick a fight in the Fifth Circle, but...hey, there's a dollar.
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