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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 4:33PM koehler83 said

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Kinky
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 6:02PM MarkHawk said

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IDK, look at those legs. I'm pretty sure those are horse legs with heels on.
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 4:35PM rigmutton said

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They are promising non-stop climaxes? I'm not sure they are equipped to deliver on that, no matter how much rumble is put into the game
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 5:05PM lobotomies4free said

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even with the schoolteacher glasses?
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 5:36PM Edge of Blade said

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Bayonetta: sure to leave you with a zinc deficiency.
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 4:36PM Gibbeynator said

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Ewwwwwwwww, my controller's all sticky now...
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 4:40PM (Unverified) said

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Next time, use a condom.
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 4:46PM (Unverified) said

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On your controller, I mean...
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 5:16PM MowDownJoe said

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Isn't that standard with Wiimotes now?
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 8:18PM CJLopez said

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dont think either sony nor ms will follow them on that department.

And bayonetta ain a wii game (yet? dun dun dun)
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 4:37PM Confucius89 said

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Can't wait to have my non stopping climaxing action, as I play this DMC clone.
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 4:45PM Faceless Troll said

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I don't think you can really call it a clone when they're both made by the same guy.
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 7:08PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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I think that makes them siblings?
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Posted: Sep 1st 2009 12:07AM Confucius89 said

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yes Blank u r correct siblings indeed.
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 4:37PM (Unverified) said

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Every time I see the word "Bayonetta" mentioned on this site I giggle like a fangirl. I can't freakin wait.
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 5:11PM AsherR said

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I anticipate suplexing a dragon very much. That's what I think of every time I see Bayonetta mentioned. :D
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 5:24PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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I'm "suplexing the dragon" right now.
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 7:07PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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Non-stop climax achieved?
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 8:55PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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*Bloop bleep*

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 4:38PM (Unverified) said

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/facepalm
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 5:53PM Ballistic H said

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/buttpalm
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 7:04PM FNG said

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same thing with you two... ZING!
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 4:41PM Birth Canal said

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My favorite part from the butchered Google translation:

- And the next meeting scheduled for trial?

That is most likely because I want to touch Kamiya, so we published a video on the official site, I would like to improve the expected value over there, and I want to touch it if the opportunity arises, it obvious to them.

Why does Google always make it sound sexual? Haha.
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 4:42PM Zertoss said

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God I'm gonna be sore after playing this game.
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 4:43PM misterjeff said

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I had nonstop climax action once. It was amazing.
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 4:48PM Nomadic0ne said

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Was it with one hand?
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 7:08PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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I think I had one during the last episode of Macross Frontier.
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 4:44PM Faceless Troll said

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So does this mean we'll get to see the demo before the game launches?
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 4:47PM mrln said

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But then everything gets boring too quickly!
I'll stick to my old-fashioned climaxes that end.
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 4:53PM Confucius89 said

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Yes, but they r still pretty similar, made by same guy or not.
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 5:00PM ChunkyB said

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You wanna see something real funny? Check out the user comments on the google translation.
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 5:01PM (Unverified) said

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Dude, my day was almost shitty.
All I had for breakfast was toothpast and Stride gum.
But now that I know that a demo for Bayonetta is coming out, i an fuckin hype.

Excuse my french..
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 5:02PM misterjeff said

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Two, actually. And a monkey. And a whip. And now we're going into private-town.
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 5:02PM ArchiGamer said

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Umm, excuse me, I think I need to change m pants....
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 5:10PM (Unverified) said

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"Disrespectful bespectacled witch spectacle news now"

...What?
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 5:14PM (Unverified) said

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What part of that didn't you get, seems pretty straight forward to me.
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 5:43PM alexmlowgmailcom said

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This is the game where you can play with one hand, right? "Non-stop climax action"? Hmm..... I better not be doing everything myself.
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 5:58PM Mr Khan said

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So Platinum Games' first two ventures are trying to appeal to the most base of instincts, Sex and Violence (with much of the other mixed in on the other side. Obviously Bayonetta is quite violent, and MadWorld had its share of teh sexy)
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 6:07PM (Unverified) said

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Hmm what could their next game be then that'll appeal to us so instinctivley? Something with food?
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 6:56PM ArchiGamer said

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Cooking Mama: Human Edition anyone?
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 7:11PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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"Beyonetta (hero) I want to taste the battle with the enemy," Mr. Kamiya said the space is made in the last minute of the punches thrown by the enemy, visit a chance to strike back "Uitchitaimu" the Introduction.

Pre-ordered.
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Posted: Aug 31st 2009 7:12PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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I say this every now and then, but God I love the internet.
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Posted: Sep 1st 2009 2:16AM BiggRapp313 said

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sign me up for some of that nonstop climaxin'!!
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Posted: Sep 17th 2009 11:25PM (Unverified) said

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Come on, you douches...you already pissed on the Sonic franchise, you really want to screw all your customers?
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