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Posted: Sep 1st 2009 11:03PM einhanderkiller said

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The Sands of Tim.
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Posted: Sep 1st 2009 11:10PM Special Agent Steve said

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The Sands of Fail.
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Posted: Sep 1st 2009 11:10PM Special Agent Steve said

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Or sorry, I didn't mean to predict their box office revenues... yes I did.
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Posted: Sep 1st 2009 11:24PM Special Agent Steve said

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"Better yet, it was a joke using the word "fail"
That's just pure comedic gold. When can I expect to see you on HBO?"

Oh, sorry. I forgot how simply amazing movies based on video games are.
This is what will see on HBO, right after "Real Time with Bill Maher".
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Posted: Sep 1st 2009 11:27PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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A snippet from "Special Agent Steve: The true story of how one man stood up, and changed a nation, whilst sitting down."

"With only a single words' difference, Steve had done the impossible; he had turned the word "Tim" to "Fail". The crowd stood, silent, mystified. Steve turned, looked back. And walked on. Who knows where this man will lead us? A savior? A traitor? A genius? A madman? None know for certain, but one thing is clear: The internet will never be the same."
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Posted: Sep 1st 2009 11:25PM ArchiGamer said

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Sweet, I just found a toy for myse-I mean.... this would make a sweet present for my brother.
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Posted: Sep 1st 2009 11:25PM Peter Moore said

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BEHOLD THE POWER OF HELVETICA!
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Posted: Sep 1st 2009 11:28PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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It's too glorious! I.... I can't!
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Posted: Sep 1st 2009 11:32PM Saihna said

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+2 One for each of you. xD
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 1:10PM fourblades said

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uhmmm... The kerning for the font used on "PERSIA" is annoying me, everything was fine... why is PE and RS so close together yet others are equally balanced...
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 1:30PM Nobledevil Gaming Optimist said

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F*** you Christian for pointing that out - now that's all I see.

That and handsomeness.
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Posted: Sep 1st 2009 11:28PM s ls said

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The font looks so lame
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Posted: Sep 1st 2009 11:33PM Crimsic said

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That movie looks so lame.

I mean...

[insert witty comment about lame looking movie]
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 8:19AM (Unverified) said

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"The font looks lame"

fix'd: The film looks lame.
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Posted: Sep 1st 2009 11:31PM Dr Stabbingworth said

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Dreamy, eh? So it's cool if we objectify Jake Gyllenhaal? Just checking here...
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Posted: Sep 1st 2009 11:36PM Peter Moore said

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Move over Jade Raymond, Jake Gyllenhaal has taken the award for biggest beefcake award.
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Posted: Sep 1st 2009 11:37PM Peter Moore said

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I win the award for repeating the winning of awards to repeating the winning award award.
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 12:33AM Premature ejaculation man said

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Peter Moore just blew my mind.
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 12:38AM Look At This Suit said

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You had Jade Raymond tagged as a beefcake?
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 3:08AM Sora said

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@P.E.M.: Did he make your mind have a premature ejaculation?

Get it? Because he "blew" your mind, like a blowjob, and you're premature ejaculation man? Hmm? No?

I'll show myself out.
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Posted: Sep 1st 2009 11:35PM No Kill Tayler said

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He dated my girlfriend!
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Posted: Sep 1st 2009 11:39PM Radical Dylan said

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Yeah, right after she was done with Edward, right?
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 12:29AM ArchiGamer said

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Wow, that's real fasci- *snores*
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 12:58AM Dirty said

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Your brush with fame is that you got Donnie Darko's sloppy seconds? Ouch.
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Posted: Sep 1st 2009 11:40PM Deadpool said

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*spit take* SPPPPPETTT!! They're making toys?! Really guys! Stop...stop! Just stop it right now! Stop the movie, stop the toys...just stop it right now! And they better not be making a game based off the movie, which is loosely based off the game!
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 1:23AM Freddie Mercury said

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aww, come on Wade.

Don't you want another Street Fighter: the movie: the game?
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Posted: Sep 1st 2009 11:49PM HighFiveJesus said

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Its a recognizable brand. Therefore no matter the subject matter, if it is recognizable it will do better at the box office.
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 12:07AM Sly C said

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a 6in plastic figure of a shirtless jake gyllenhaal? that sounds like a girl's perfect toy for those special moments!
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 12:42AM Angry Frank said

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They're still trying to clear the legal hurdles over whether to make a complimentary Heath Ledger one, too.
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 12:25AM ALittleWeeny said

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Actually I think this will do quite well at the box office. It could even become a huge mega franchise like Pirates of the Caribbean. Well at least that's Disney's intent.
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 1:17AM Mr White said

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The Disney brand on top just kills it for me,it seems like Im seeing some "HSM in time" shit or something.
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 1:27AM Freddie Mercury said

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yeah cause Jerry Bruckheimer made Pirates of the Caribbean into one giant musical
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 3:09AM Fullmetal Salchemist said

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What about the tie-in, Prince of Persia: The Movie: The Game?
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 3:39AM Deadpool said

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DEADPOOL SMASH PUNY JAKE GYLLENAHALL FIGURE WITH HIS MARVEL SELECT HULK FIGURE!!!! NOW HULK SHOW YOU WHY BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN HAS A BROKEBACK!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH!!!
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 3:37AM (Unverified) said

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OMG! I just throw-up a little.
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 5:38AM JeezWhiz87 said

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I can't help but think it's gotta land closer to home than the Super Mario Bros movie.
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 5:42AM JeezWhiz87 said

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They should have filmed this whole movie as a live action platformer. Throw it back to the original I say, it couldn't possibly be worse than whatever it is going to be.
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 6:22AM pika2000 said

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Font color FAIL.
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 10:39AM (Unverified) said

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What? Grey and Red are the best colors ever!
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 10:41AM Snowblind said

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I prefer the Prince of Persia Lego.
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