Look at all that juice: Gears of War 'Imulsion' energy drink
by Alexander Sliwinski 
{ Sep 2nd 2009 at 11:00PM } 
Oh well, if anybody does start mutating, we can always try to subdue it through the use of the Resident Evil T-Virus Energy Drink, which we're almost positive was actually meant to suppress the zombie outbreak caused by Avon's Derma-full face cream. We're all doomed.
[Via Destructoid]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
RobinEivets @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:03PM
All my drinks are named after fuel sources and have skulls on their labels...
Wait...
Maccadude33 @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:22AM
+1 for that. I hear quite a few jokes day to day, but that one really made me chuckle. Great quip there.
Since we're on the topic of game merch, I'm holding out until Walmart will start selling some of those Bad Company grenades... That would make my day.
Silicon Siren @ Sep 3rd 2009 8:31AM
Just buy some regular grenades and all you need is a little paint, some quatersized slugs and a can-do attitude and you have yourself a great Bad Company grenade. Lemme just take a pin out to show you how I did the smilie face.
Oh shi-
Storm Eagle [Resident Capcom Megafan] @ Sep 3rd 2009 9:05AM
MACGRUBER!!
nriveraexpress @ Sep 3rd 2009 3:14PM
lmao!!
Clinton @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:05PM
thats a good name, but if you never played the game you would think its random
drumwiz86 @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:46PM
If you haven't played the game, you ought to think they printed a spelling error on all their cans
drumwiz86 @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:50PM
If you haven't played the game, you ought to think they printed a spelling error on all their cans
drumwiz86 @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:51PM
seriously guys....spelling error
DWells55 @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:52PM
In case anyone didn't figure it out yet, drumwiz is very passionate about spelling.
HippoHero @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:18AM
I also have a burning passion for spelling.
But I would never go to such extremes.
t_m @ Sep 3rd 2009 4:21AM
I've never played the game: So it sounds like WALL PAINT to me.
Is that what it is in the game? And epic quest to paint the ruined cities in a nice even coat of white paint?
grimm @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:07PM
awesome! But I think I'm gonna wait awhile until they sell a 2 liter for less than the cost of the single can. Yes I am still upset over paying for each map packs individually then watching in horror as they are all released in the GOTY edition for less than the original price of the game.
WINterfang @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:08PM
I haven't play Gears, what does the Red Skull represent?
Clinton @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:09PM
the gears of war
iluvmyzune @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:13PM
it makes you wana blow shit up
Mr. Manly ESC Mcbeefington Ferguson The Second @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:18PM
You haven't played Gears of war? Huh.
Well obviously the red skull and the red gear form the flag or the Robo Pirates of the Blood Sea.You see them on level 13 right after the Futuristic Lumberjacks,those are the enemies that drop the Chainsaw Rifle.
Clinton @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:22PM
if you see its in the middle of a gear and the soldiers are the gears of war if ya kno what im sayin
grimm @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:43PM
Mr. Manly ESC Mcbeefington Ferguson The Second, what the hell.. we could have lied to mess with the guy, but noooo you had to be Mr. helpful. Way to go you brilliant bastard.
yolarrydabomb @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:53PM
havent seen the main menu of Gears of War have you?
the skull actually feels like its going to jump out of you.
I still have nightmares from that.
RANDOM G [King of the Scribblenauts][Sweatshop Retiree] @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:10PM
They should call it "locust blood" or "Fenix sweat" instead.
Crusty Magic @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:12PM
Fenix Booty Sweat.
[ArchiGamer] @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:13PM
I'll take the blood instead....
Mr. Manly ESC Mcbeefington Ferguson The Second @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:14PM
Honestly that sounds disgusting,why not call it Brumak's Bile while we are at it?
john @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:28PM
Yeah.
Or Imulsion.
captain underpants and the bringdown gang @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:42PM
THIS MANS A GENIUS!
XBL: xGeneral DEATHx PSN: Deeth82 @ Sep 3rd 2009 8:14AM
I sure am parched...good thing I got this Fenix Booty Sweat that I picked up in Landown...
No Kill Tayler @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:10PM
BERSERKER!
Rudy van DiSarzio, Jazz fusion guitarist. @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:26PM
My love for you is like a truck, Berserker!!
Would you like some making f__k, Berserker!!
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker!!
Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker!!
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker!!
Would you like to suck my c__k, Berserker !!
Electro Poof [Super Nintendo IT ONLY DOES EVERYTHING - Now Only $29.99] @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:30PM
@Rudy
That's beautiful man.
MystileArmor @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:31PM
snoochie boochies
xFenixKnightx @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:58PM
Yup, theres some weirdos on teh interwebz. =P
Akronon @ Sep 3rd 2009 10:22AM
He don't speak good English like we do.
Mr. Manly ESC Mcbeefington Ferguson The Second @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:11PM
Nah I think I have some Soulstorm Brew somewhere,awfully bitter but it has a lot of calcium seriously Soulstorm is whack.
HippoHero @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:15PM
Imulsion is only one letter away from emulsion, you know.
And a common household emulsion is mayonnaise.
Imulsion tastes like mayo: Confirmed.
Chalk one up for deductive reasoning.
Jawmuncher @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:42PM
OMG He's right, this drink is just mayo in disguise!
WiredKnight @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:14AM
...so you're saying it's the best tasting energy drink out there now?
Geist @ Sep 3rd 2009 8:03AM
I was about to say "Oh man, nerds chugging mayonnaise, they gonna get so faaaaat" but then I figured it wasn't going to make much of a difference.
XBL: xGeneral DEATHx PSN: Deeth82 @ Sep 3rd 2009 8:16AM
Detective skillz...
...Hippo Hero has dem.
Silicon Siren @ Sep 3rd 2009 8:41AM
I am instantly reminded of that SNL sketch where Will Ferral is promoting the energy drink that is cookie dough in a jug. Good god that was sick.
I miss the Ferral era cast and Bill Murray era cast. Aww... now I made myself sad.
XBL: xGeneral DEATHx PSN: Deeth82 @ Sep 3rd 2009 8:43AM
Don't be sad, Siren...have some mayo!
*Slams back the Imulsion™*
Silicon Siren @ Sep 3rd 2009 9:24AM
So would Imulsion be the technical term for when emulsion goes bad and gets all infected with salmonella?
I hate mayo unless it is served on a chicken sandwich with pickles.
JUNG GUNS @ Sep 3rd 2009 11:50AM
barf.
Slyphon Filter @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:15PM
that avon cream scared me when i saw the comparison... it's so similar!
Magic Whiskey @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:28PM
Question: has Dustin tried it?
MystileArmor @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:33PM
Reminds me of when I was little, having to absolutely HAVE Gummi berry juice, thinking it would make me jump higher.
yolarrydabomb @ Sep 2nd 2009 11:57PM
So if I drink this...I go lambent? as in a exploding lambent?
Ralph @ Sep 3rd 2009 1:23PM
+1
Stevetrop @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:20AM
It's min blowing the commercialism of video game on food and drink products, I mean WoW and Halo soda's. Gears of War energy drinks, When will it end? What will we see next? I mean I would not be surprised if activision-blizzard starts selling aerosol cans marked as Vespene gas.
Ch0ppa @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:33AM
That WoW Mountain Dew is good - the red kind anyway, havent tried the blue. Commercialism of video games OMFG!?! Get over it already video games pretty much = commercialism these days which isnt necessarily a bad thing. I personally like the different flavored Mountain Dews- if I'm going to be chugging them while I play CoD till 6 or 7 in the AM i'd at least like some variety. In fact I wish all food had video game alternatives not unlike the Xbox Wedding Cake they had an article about a lil while ago. The i could really EAT, sleep, and live video games bwaahahahaha