Look at all that juice: Gears of War 'Imulsion' energy drink

by Alexander Sliwinski on Sep 2nd 2009 11:00PM

Ignore the fact that Gears of War's "Imulsion" wasn't meant for consumption and has mutagenic properties: some clever company is bottling the stuff and selling it as an "energy drink." Not only that, but at $4 (a can?) -- with $5 shipping -- we'd better see a Pendulum War break out from the distribution and sale of this stuff.

Oh well, if anybody does start mutating, we can always try to subdue it through the use of the Resident Evil T-Virus Energy Drink, which we're almost positive was actually meant to suppress the zombie outbreak caused by Avon's Derma-full face cream. We're all doomed.

[Via Destructoid]

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Tags: energy-drink, gears-of-war, gears-of-war-2, imulsion, imulsion-energy-drink, Microsoft, Xbox-360

Reader Comments (68)

All my drinks are named after fuel sources and have skulls on their labels...

Wait...

+1 for that. I hear quite a few jokes day to day, but that one really made me chuckle. Great quip there.

Since we're on the topic of game merch, I'm holding out until Walmart will start selling some of those Bad Company grenades... That would make my day.

Just buy some regular grenades and all you need is a little paint, some quatersized slugs and a can-do attitude and you have yourself a great Bad Company grenade. Lemme just take a pin out to show you how I did the smilie face.

Oh shi-

MACGRUBER!!

lmao!!

thats a good name, but if you never played the game you would think its random

If you haven't played the game, you ought to think they printed a spelling error on all their cans

seriously guys....spelling error

In case anyone didn't figure it out yet, drumwiz is very passionate about spelling.

I also have a burning passion for spelling.

But I would never go to such extremes.

I've never played the game: So it sounds like WALL PAINT to me.

Is that what it is in the game? And epic quest to paint the ruined cities in a nice even coat of white paint?

awesome! But I think I'm gonna wait awhile until they sell a 2 liter for less than the cost of the single can. Yes I am still upset over paying for each map packs individually then watching in horror as they are all released in the GOTY edition for less than the original price of the game.

the gears of war

They should call it "locust blood" or "Fenix sweat" instead.

Fenix Booty Sweat.

I'll take the blood instead....

Yeah.

Or Imulsion.

THIS MANS A GENIUS!

I sure am parched...good thing I got this Fenix Booty Sweat that I picked up in Landown...

BERSERKER!

My love for you is like a truck, Berserker!!
Would you like some making f__k, Berserker!!
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker!!
Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker!!
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker!!
Would you like to suck my c__k, Berserker !!

@Rudy

That's beautiful man.

snoochie boochies

Yup, theres some weirdos on teh interwebz. =P

He don't speak good English like we do.

it makes you wana blow shit up

Imulsion is only one letter away from emulsion, you know.

And a common household emulsion is mayonnaise.

Imulsion tastes like mayo: Confirmed.

Chalk one up for deductive reasoning.

OMG He's right, this drink is just mayo in disguise!

...so you're saying it's the best tasting energy drink out there now?

I was about to say "Oh man, nerds chugging mayonnaise, they gonna get so faaaaat" but then I figured it wasn't going to make much of a difference.

Detective skillz...

...Hippo Hero has dem.

I am instantly reminded of that SNL sketch where Will Ferral is promoting the energy drink that is cookie dough in a jug. Good god that was sick.

I miss the Ferral era cast and Bill Murray era cast. Aww... now I made myself sad.

Don't be sad, Siren...have some mayo!

*Slams back the Imulsion™*

So would Imulsion be the technical term for when emulsion goes bad and gets all infected with salmonella?

I hate mayo unless it is served on a chicken sandwich with pickles.

barf.

that avon cream scared me when i saw the comparison... it's so similar!

if you see its in the middle of a gear and the soldiers are the gears of war if ya kno what im sayin

Question: has Dustin tried it?

Reminds me of when I was little, having to absolutely HAVE Gummi berry juice, thinking it would make me jump higher.

Mr. Manly ESC Mcbeefington Ferguson The Second, what the hell.. we could have lied to mess with the guy, but noooo you had to be Mr. helpful. Way to go you brilliant bastard.

havent seen the main menu of Gears of War have you?

the skull actually feels like its going to jump out of you.

I still have nightmares from that.

So if I drink this...I go lambent? as in a exploding lambent?

It's min blowing the commercialism of video game on food and drink products, I mean WoW and Halo soda's. Gears of War energy drinks, When will it end? What will we see next? I mean I would not be surprised if activision-blizzard starts selling aerosol cans marked as Vespene gas.

That WoW Mountain Dew is good - the red kind anyway, havent tried the blue. Commercialism of video games OMFG!?! Get over it already video games pretty much = commercialism these days which isnt necessarily a bad thing. I personally like the different flavored Mountain Dews- if I'm going to be chugging them while I play CoD till 6 or 7 in the AM i'd at least like some variety. In fact I wish all food had video game alternatives not unlike the Xbox Wedding Cake they had an article about a lil while ago. The i could really EAT, sleep, and live video games bwaahahahaha

i would totally buy a cologne named vespene gas

I actually own a FF XII "potion".

@Ch0ppa Video games themselves are a form of commercialism. Their have also been these types of things with video games also in the past. I remember as a kid eating the Legend of Zelda and Super Mario cereal as a kid.

I guess for me it just seems like an over expenditure. Imo useless markings on things I rarely touch as it is. I hardly drink soda or energy drinks, if video games were marketed on fast food it would be something i rarely touch. Its just its something about it that gets to me.

And if they ever made a Vespene gas cologne. I know in the back of every starcraft gamers mind each time you spray it you'd hear a voice saying "We require more vespene gas"

I'd buy it.

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Look at all that juice: Gears of War 'Imulsion' energy drink

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