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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:03PM Crimsic said

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All my drinks are named after fuel sources and have skulls on their labels...

Wait...
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:22AM Maccadude33 said

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+1 for that. I hear quite a few jokes day to day, but that one really made me chuckle. Great quip there.

Since we're on the topic of game merch, I'm holding out until Walmart will start selling some of those Bad Company grenades... That would make my day.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 8:31AM (Unverified) said

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Just buy some regular grenades and all you need is a little paint, some quatersized slugs and a can-do attitude and you have yourself a great Bad Company grenade. Lemme just take a pin out to show you how I did the smilie face.

Oh shi-
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 9:05AM StormEagle said

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MACGRUBER!!
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 3:14PM ViciousBastard said

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lmao!!
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:05PM Clinton O said

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thats a good name, but if you never played the game you would think its random
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:46PM drumwiz86 said

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If you haven't played the game, you ought to think they printed a spelling error on all their cans
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:50PM drumwiz86 said

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If you haven't played the game, you ought to think they printed a spelling error on all their cans
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:51PM drumwiz86 said

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seriously guys....spelling error
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:52PM DWells55 said

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In case anyone didn't figure it out yet, drumwiz is very passionate about spelling.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:18AM Kif said

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I also have a burning passion for spelling.

But I would never go to such extremes.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 4:21AM (Unverified) said

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I've never played the game: So it sounds like WALL PAINT to me.

Is that what it is in the game? And epic quest to paint the ruined cities in a nice even coat of white paint?
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:07PM grimm18 said

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awesome! But I think I'm gonna wait awhile until they sell a 2 liter for less than the cost of the single can. Yes I am still upset over paying for each map packs individually then watching in horror as they are all released in the GOTY edition for less than the original price of the game.
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:09PM Clinton O said

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the gears of war
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:10PM RANDOM G Joystiq Troll Slayer said

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They should call it "locust blood" or "Fenix sweat" instead.
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:12PM Crusty Magic said

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Fenix Booty Sweat.
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:13PM ArchiGamer said

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I'll take the blood instead....
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:28PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah.

Or Imulsion.
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:42PM Captain Underpants and the Bring said

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THIS MANS A GENIUS!
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 8:14AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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I sure am parched...good thing I got this Fenix Booty Sweat that I picked up in Landown...
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:10PM No Kill Tayler said

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BERSERKER!
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:26PM (Unverified) said

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My love for you is like a truck, Berserker!!
Would you like some making f__k, Berserker!!
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker!!
Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker!!
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker!!
Would you like to suck my c__k, Berserker !!
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:30PM (Unverified) said

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@Rudy


That's beautiful man.
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:31PM MystileArmor said

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snoochie boochies
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:58PM xFenixKnightx said

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Yup, theres some weirdos on teh interwebz. =P
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 10:22AM Akronon said

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He don't speak good English like we do.
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:13PM (Unverified) said

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it makes you wana blow shit up
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:15PM Kif said

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Imulsion is only one letter away from emulsion, you know.

And a common household emulsion is mayonnaise.

Imulsion tastes like mayo: Confirmed.

Chalk one up for deductive reasoning.
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:42PM Jawmuncher said

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OMG He's right, this drink is just mayo in disguise!
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:14AM WiredKnight said

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...so you're saying it's the best tasting energy drink out there now?
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 8:03AM Geist said

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I was about to say "Oh man, nerds chugging mayonnaise, they gonna get so faaaaat" but then I figured it wasn't going to make much of a difference.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 8:16AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Detective skillz...


...Hippo Hero has dem.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 8:41AM (Unverified) said

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I am instantly reminded of that SNL sketch where Will Ferral is promoting the energy drink that is cookie dough in a jug. Good god that was sick.

I miss the Ferral era cast and Bill Murray era cast. Aww... now I made myself sad.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 8:43AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Don't be sad, Siren...have some mayo!

*Slams back the Imulsion™*
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 9:24AM (Unverified) said

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So would Imulsion be the technical term for when emulsion goes bad and gets all infected with salmonella?

I hate mayo unless it is served on a chicken sandwich with pickles.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 11:50AM (Unverified) said

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barf.
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:15PM Sly C said

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that avon cream scared me when i saw the comparison... it's so similar!
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:22PM Clinton O said

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if you see its in the middle of a gear and the soldiers are the gears of war if ya kno what im sayin
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:28PM Magic Whiskey said

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Question: has Dustin tried it?
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:33PM MystileArmor said

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Reminds me of when I was little, having to absolutely HAVE Gummi berry juice, thinking it would make me jump higher.
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:43PM grimm18 said

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Mr. Manly ESC Mcbeefington Ferguson The Second, what the hell.. we could have lied to mess with the guy, but noooo you had to be Mr. helpful. Way to go you brilliant bastard.
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:53PM (Unverified) said

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havent seen the main menu of Gears of War have you?


the skull actually feels like its going to jump out of you.



I still have nightmares from that.
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Posted: Sep 2nd 2009 11:57PM (Unverified) said

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So if I drink this...I go lambent? as in a exploding lambent?
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 1:23PM Ralph23 said

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+1

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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:20AM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said

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It's min blowing the commercialism of video game on food and drink products, I mean WoW and Halo soda's. Gears of War energy drinks, When will it end? What will we see next? I mean I would not be surprised if activision-blizzard starts selling aerosol cans marked as Vespene gas.

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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:33AM Ch0ppa said

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That WoW Mountain Dew is good - the red kind anyway, havent tried the blue. Commercialism of video games OMFG!?! Get over it already video games pretty much = commercialism these days which isnt necessarily a bad thing. I personally like the different flavored Mountain Dews- if I'm going to be chugging them while I play CoD till 6 or 7 in the AM i'd at least like some variety. In fact I wish all food had video game alternatives not unlike the Xbox Wedding Cake they had an article about a lil while ago. The i could really EAT, sleep, and live video games bwaahahahaha
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:52AM TheDarkWayne said

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i would totally buy a cologne named vespene gas
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 1:13AM (Unverified) said

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I actually own a FF XII "potion".
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 1:29AM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said

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@Ch0ppa Video games themselves are a form of commercialism. Their have also been these types of things with video games also in the past. I remember as a kid eating the Legend of Zelda and Super Mario cereal as a kid.

I guess for me it just seems like an over expenditure. Imo useless markings on things I rarely touch as it is. I hardly drink soda or energy drinks, if video games were marketed on fast food it would be something i rarely touch. Its just its something about it that gets to me.

And if they ever made a Vespene gas cologne. I know in the back of every starcraft gamers mind each time you spray it you'd hear a voice saying "We require more vespene gas"
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 1:50AM (Unverified) said

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I'd buy it.
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