Ignore the fact that Gears of War's "Imulsion" wasn't meant for consumption and has mutagenic properties: some clever company is bottling the stuff and selling it as an "energy drink." Not only that, but at $4 (a can?) -- with $5 shipping -- we'd better see a Pendulum War break out from the distribution and sale of this stuff.
Oh well, if anybody does start mutating, we can always try to subdue it through the use of the Resident Evil T-Virus Energy Drink, which we're almost positive was actually meant to suppress the zombie outbreak caused by Avon's Derma-full face cream. We're all doomed.
[Via Destructoid]
Reader Comments (68)
Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:51AM TheDarkWayne said
LOOK AT ALL DAT JUICE!
Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 1:37AM TheDarkWayne said
that was awesome, but not as much as this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTAVTkQx72w
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 1:51AM Jerome36 said
I'm pretty sure Boston America Corp has been making this Imulsion energy drink for a while. I remember seeing it when I ordered a few cans of their Duff Beer enery drink, and Slurm energy drink. This very early in the year.
Anyway, for those interested they have quite a few video game related drinks (and candies) including Resident Evil T-Virus Antidote, and Star Trek Romulan Ale energy drinks.
http://www.bostonamerica.com/index.html
Anyway, for those interested they have quite a few video game related drinks (and candies) including Resident Evil T-Virus Antidote, and Star Trek Romulan Ale energy drinks.
http://www.bostonamerica.com/index.html
Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 3:08AM The 7th Number said
I thought of this idea back when i was playing Gears of War for the first time. It really was only a matter of time before they did it.
Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 4:40AM andsoitgoes said
And you should get credit.
Really.
It was your idea, DAMN them for stealing it on you!
I bet it's in your online blog/diary somewhere, isn't it?
oh, your IP rights!
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Really.
It was your idea, DAMN them for stealing it on you!
I bet it's in your online blog/diary somewhere, isn't it?
oh, your IP rights!
Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 4:36AM Gamblor said
that stuff gonna give us rust lung
Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 4:43AM andsoitgoes said
I have one at my desk thanks to a good friend.
I will not, not ever, drink it. Just like I won't drink the Michael Jackson Pepsi can circa 198?.
This might turn me into a locust, and the MJ Pepsi might turn me into Gary Glitter.
I will not, not ever, drink it. Just like I won't drink the Michael Jackson Pepsi can circa 198?.
This might turn me into a locust, and the MJ Pepsi might turn me into Gary Glitter.
Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 6:58AM (Unverified) said
I wonder if after consumption that you will end up coughing up Red & Brown phlegm, have trouble breathing, or pass out? Damn Lightmass Bombing......screwing up all my delicious energy drinks.
Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 7:00AM (Unverified) said
I cant wait to cough up red and brown phlegm from this drink.
Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 8:10AM (Unverified) said
If I drink this, will the torque bow appear a few feet away behind a rock?
Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 11:16AM KylHu said
Damn it! Why'd you guys have to mention the price? I was hoping for at least one comment asking the age-old question: "How much you think all that imulsion's worth?"
Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:34PM Van Faulk said
Doesn't imulsion exposure turn you lambent? Or at least give you a serious case of rust lung? Isn't it the gears universe equivalent of oil and uranium rolled into one? Why would you ever drink it?
This drink is problematic and non canonical.Thus I will not drink it.
This drink is problematic and non canonical.Thus I will not drink it.
Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 1:02PM (Unverified) said
I'D TAP THAT!
... I mean, Imulsion... from the ground...
D'oh!
... I mean, Imulsion... from the ground...
D'oh!
Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 2:16PM CyberTyrant said
WHO WANTS TOAST!






