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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:04PM Giggman said

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I just found out how I'm going to kill the rest of my time today at work. :)
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 4:13PM CJLopez said

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that makes 2 of us
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:05PM Lone Starr said

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I drew a dick.

And the heavy guitars with the porno beat made it look AWESOME.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:08PM Lone Starr said

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And she says "I can't wait to see it/looks like you have some hidden talent" every 20 seconds.

If only my parents could see me now.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 1:20PM Ghen said

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I lol'ed
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 1:29PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Hell, I'm proud of ya.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:05PM Apollo26 said

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The better question would be,

Is it the "breast" game ever?
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 1:12PM Bagels said

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Colin McRae is turning in his grave
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 6:36PM Mr Clickerson said

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"Colin McRae is fapping in his grave"

Fix'd.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:07PM s ls said

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that is fucking disgusting

Even Kat Von D said that is one place she would never have tattooed and have you seen her?
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:36PM AirIntake said

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Yeah, because she's an expert on taste....ha
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 1:02PM Omnistatic said

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Kat Von D.. lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

what a dramatic piece of trash.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 2:54PM (Unverified) said

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ya...I watched her show "LA Ink" for about 4-5 episodes and realized it started to become less and less about the tattoos and more and more about stupid drama crap like "The Hills" or some shit.

Miami Ink was better. I just liked watching them do their tattoos and see their talent.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:09PM imperfectbeing said

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If you go too high near her neck she goes "What's wrong, they're not big enough for you?" and "I wanted it on my chest"
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:14PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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This really speaks to me.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:18PM Obienator said

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I love tats, but ladies, please, PLEASE...not on the boobs!
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:19PM geo1378 said

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Every girl i ever dated who had a tattoo had mental problems also. it seems to be a sign of low self esteem and a way for someone to "be cool" or whatever. everyone gets tattoos now, the last thing it does is make you stand out. i avoid girls with tattoos now, they are crazy and that only makes them good in bed.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:22PM Obienator said

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Dude, newsflash....ALL women are crazy...tattoos have little to do with it. :p
Some are crazier than others....don't even get me started on redheads....
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:58PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Amen, Obie. Redheads...just...stay the fuck away from them if you want to avoid the most craziest insanest of the nutso.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 1:30PM Obienator said

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@Death:Nah, I would still say go for it. It's like participating in a rodeo, sure its a fun, wild ride...but once you get thrown off you might get trampled!
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 1:42PM AmanteDuck said

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Ya know, Johnny has a point. Last couple girls I dated were bat shit insane and they had tattoos. I mean sure, ALL girls are crazy, we can agree on that. But in my experience, I'm up with there Johnny boy. Not to mention it seems the number of tattoos increases the level of bat shittiness exponentially. I mean, I like tattoos on a girl, I like tattoos in general, but Johnny is kind of making a point (to me at least)

I need to go think.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 1:58PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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@ Obie: I still ride that crazy rodeo train every now and then myself. My next hookup is a redhead friend-of-a-friend. I compare it to jalapenos. They burn off my fucking tastebuds, but I still eat them in so much of my food. Some things, no matter how bad, are just hard to say no to. My earlier statement was a warning to keep any n00bz out of the shit. I'm already in it. :-p
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 3:48PM (Unverified) said

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Redheads have a visible Red Flag attached to them...
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:25PM (Unverified) said

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So Joystiq promotes this site, but lays down the ban hammer when anyone objectifies Jade Raymond (see 2 days ago).
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:55PM jhoff80 said

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I have no idea of the incident you're referring to, but don't you think it's a little different objectifying a real person who is running a gaming studio compared to commenting on a marketing campaign that is based on breasts and shows a picture of some model's chest so that one can apparently simulate tattooing it?
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 1:50PM Burritoclock said

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No, both are acceptable.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 2:42PM TheDarkWayne said

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i wish i could give you more than 3 hearts
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 2:51PM (Unverified) said

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I wish I could too, Wayne. What a double standard. I mean, weren't people banned for not acting like adults?

And Joe H., I do see your point--and think you're right to some extent--but do search for the way that the last Jade Raymond comment board was handled.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 3:13PM R Planteer said

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Holy hell, I just went back and read that Jade article. Considering all this shit that gets posted on this site (things like this, articles slamming jack thompson, not to mention the fact that pretty much every editor on here has made sex jokes in their articles at some point in time) I am seriously surprised at this. Reminds me of the time Chris edited my post and threated to ban me when I called a topic "gay" (not a person, a topic). Since then ive seen at least a dozen other posters do just that with no consequences.

The only reason I can think of for Chris doing this would be to try and impress a new girlfriend with strong feminist views.

*Looks up for the inevitable banhammer swing.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 4:14PM whylekat said

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Wait did people actually get banned during those comment posts? It seemed more of a joke to me..
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 4:48PM R Planteer said

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Yes, people were actually banned. When a user gets banned over a post, the mod typically edits their post to say something like [ I just got banned!]
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 5:11PM whylekat said

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Wow, I thought those were entered by commentors as a joke.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:27PM Dirty said

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Chicks Man.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:36PM Ricksta said

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The Soup reference?
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:36PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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I wish I had more hands... so I could give those titties four thumbs down.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:45PM Omnistatic said

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I bet she wears panties with a dick hole...
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:59PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Careful Charlie Murphy, the milk's gone bad!!!!
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:42PM danielsloan said

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she pointed to her boobies
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:44PM sqwarlock said

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I'm sure Colin McRae would be proud to know that his game's heritage has come to this.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:57PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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C'mon man. Everyone knows cars don't sell themselves. It takes tits. Tits in schoolgirl outfits and tight lycra body suits. If there were no tits, it would just be a a sausage party.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 3:50PM whylekat said

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I'd add in "Or Vin Disel!"

but Fast & Furious wasn't a box office killer the 2nd time around =/
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 12:55PM ArkAngel said

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AWESOMESAUCE

I was already going to buy the game anyway :D
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 1:07PM Tunguska said

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I would love to be there when some kid runs to his Mom asking for the Titty tattoo game.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 1:12PM ChiTownRuler23 said

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Two tatted dirty pillows coming right up.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 1:20PM rocko213 said

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wtf, must be 19 years old?!? But according to every other site, I'm 18, what will I ever do to get into this site??
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 1:29PM profeteer said

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I chose white and she said "That's my favorite color"

O_o
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 1:39PM jhowlett said

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i'd put hot and cold
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 2:01PM dantebk said

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Not a huge surprise from these folks. At E3 they had these two chicks walking around in tiny clothes covered in "dirt" like they'd been rolling down a hill or something. I mean, they looked pretty good, but it didn't inspire me to play the silly game.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 5:12PM TheMan70 said

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yeah i saw them too, but did you know one of them was a pron star lol
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2009 3:10PM ViciousBastard said

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ever since whats his face died they really sold out, whats his face is not pleased!...at least the game play is maintained
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