Dirt 2 is the 'breast' tattoo simulator ever

by Alexander Sliwinski { Sep 3rd 2009 at 11:56AM }

Somehow we totally missed Dirt 2's reinvention of digital "dirt" -- from dusty rally racing to busty Sally tracing. At least, that's what the ploy at Dirtytats.com (NSFW) would have us believe. The game's promotional site presents visitors with a pair of animated assets to put one's ink on. We decided to give our models a lace bra–like tattoo to cover up the ample skin real estate and express -- in a word -- what we thought about this type of marketing being tied into a racing game (after the break, fellow art lovers).

Now, if Saints Row 2 had done something like this ... brilliant! It's all about context.

Gallery: DiRT 2

Tags: breasteses, codemasters, dirt, dirt-2, marketing, tattoo

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)

GiggMan @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:04PM

I just found out how I'm going to kill the rest of my time today at work. :)

CJLopez @ Sep 3rd 2009 4:13PM

that makes 2 of us

Lone Starr @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:05PM

I drew a dick.

And the heavy guitars with the porno beat made it look AWESOME.

Lone Starr @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:08PM

And she says "I can't wait to see it/looks like you have some hidden talent" every 20 seconds.

If only my parents could see me now.

Ghen @ Sep 3rd 2009 1:20PM

I lol'ed

XBL: xGeneral DEATHx PSN: Deeth82 @ Sep 3rd 2009 1:29PM

Hell, I'm proud of ya.

Apollo @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:05PM

The better question would be,

Is it the "breast" game ever?

Bagels: Almost certainly not as stupid as you think. Also, Memes. @ Sep 3rd 2009 1:12PM

Colin McRae is turning in his grave

Mr Clickerson @ Sep 3rd 2009 6:36PM

"Colin McRae is fapping in his grave"

Fix'd.

Solace @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:07PM

that is fucking disgusting

Even Kat Von D said that is one place she would never have tattooed and have you seen her?

AirIntake @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:36PM

Yeah, because she's an expert on taste....ha

Rocks @ Sep 3rd 2009 1:02PM

Kat Von D.. lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

what a dramatic piece of trash.

handlas @ Sep 3rd 2009 2:54PM

ya...I watched her show "LA Ink" for about 4-5 episodes and realized it started to become less and less about the tattoos and more and more about stupid drama crap like "The Hills" or some shit.

Miami Ink was better. I just liked watching them do their tattoos and see their talent.

Mike @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:09PM

If you go too high near her neck she goes "What's wrong, they're not big enough for you?" and "I wanted it on my chest"

Zoot Suit Jedi @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:14PM

This really speaks to me.

Obie @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:18PM

I love tats, but ladies, please, PLEASE...not on the boobs!

johnny @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:19PM

Every girl i ever dated who had a tattoo had mental problems also. it seems to be a sign of low self esteem and a way for someone to "be cool" or whatever. everyone gets tattoos now, the last thing it does is make you stand out. i avoid girls with tattoos now, they are crazy and that only makes them good in bed.

Obie @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:22PM

Dude, newsflash....ALL women are crazy...tattoos have little to do with it. :p
Some are crazier than others....don't even get me started on redheads....

XBL: xGeneral DEATHx PSN: Deeth82 @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:58PM

Amen, Obie. Redheads...just...stay the fuck away from them if you want to avoid the most craziest insanest of the nutso.

Obie @ Sep 3rd 2009 1:30PM

@Death:Nah, I would still say go for it. It's like participating in a rodeo, sure its a fun, wild ride...but once you get thrown off you might get trampled!

AmanteDuck @ Sep 3rd 2009 1:42PM

Ya know, Johnny has a point. Last couple girls I dated were bat shit insane and they had tattoos. I mean sure, ALL girls are crazy, we can agree on that. But in my experience, I'm up with there Johnny boy. Not to mention it seems the number of tattoos increases the level of bat shittiness exponentially. I mean, I like tattoos on a girl, I like tattoos in general, but Johnny is kind of making a point (to me at least)

I need to go think.

XBL: xGeneral DEATHx PSN: Deeth82 @ Sep 3rd 2009 1:58PM

@ Obie: I still ride that crazy rodeo train every now and then myself. My next hookup is a redhead friend-of-a-friend. I compare it to jalapenos. They burn off my fucking tastebuds, but I still eat them in so much of my food. Some things, no matter how bad, are just hard to say no to. My earlier statement was a warning to keep any n00bz out of the shit. I'm already in it. :-p

Audiohacked @ Sep 4th 2009 3:48PM

Redheads have a visible Red Flag attached to them...

Wizzleteets @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:25PM

So Joystiq promotes this site, but lays down the ban hammer when anyone objectifies Jade Raymond (see 2 days ago).

Joe H @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:55PM

I have no idea of the incident you're referring to, but don't you think it's a little different objectifying a real person who is running a gaming studio compared to commenting on a marketing campaign that is based on breasts and shows a picture of some model's chest so that one can apparently simulate tattooing it?

XBL: Burritoclock PSN:Herbie Hat @ Sep 3rd 2009 1:50PM

No, both are acceptable.

The Dark Wayne @ Sep 3rd 2009 2:42PM

i wish i could give you more than 3 hearts

Wizzleteets @ Sep 3rd 2009 2:51PM

I wish I could too, Wayne. What a double standard. I mean, weren't people banned for not acting like adults?

And Joe H., I do see your point--and think you're right to some extent--but do search for the way that the last Jade Raymond comment board was handled.

R (Planeteers | Power of Penile Pulse) @ Sep 3rd 2009 3:13PM

Holy hell, I just went back and read that Jade article. Considering all this shit that gets posted on this site (things like this, articles slamming jack thompson, not to mention the fact that pretty much every editor on here has made sex jokes in their articles at some point in time) I am seriously surprised at this. Reminds me of the time Chris edited my post and threated to ban me when I called a topic "gay" (not a person, a topic). Since then ive seen at least a dozen other posters do just that with no consequences.

The only reason I can think of for Chris doing this would be to try and impress a new girlfriend with strong feminist views.

*Looks up for the inevitable banhammer swing.

whylekat @ Sep 3rd 2009 4:14PM

Wait did people actually get banned during those comment posts? It seemed more of a joke to me..

R (Planeteers | Power of Penile Pulse) @ Sep 3rd 2009 4:48PM

Yes, people were actually banned. When a user gets banned over a post, the mod typically edits their post to say something like [ I just got banned!]

whylekat @ Sep 3rd 2009 5:11PM

Wow, I thought those were entered by commentors as a joke.

Dirty @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:27PM

Chicks Man.

Ricksta @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:36PM

The Soup reference?

Captain Planet [Planeteer | Power of Captain Planet] @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:36PM

I wish I had more hands... so I could give those titties four thumbs down.

Rocks @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:45PM

I bet she wears panties with a dick hole...

XBL: xGeneral DEATHx PSN: Deeth82 @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:59PM

Careful Charlie Murphy, the milk's gone bad!!!!

Daniel @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:42PM

she pointed to her boobies

sqwarlock @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:44PM

I'm sure Colin McRae would be proud to know that his game's heritage has come to this.

Captain Planet [Planeteer | Power of Captain Planet] @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:57PM

C'mon man. Everyone knows cars don't sell themselves. It takes tits. Tits in schoolgirl outfits and tight lycra body suits. If there were no tits, it would just be a a sausage party.

whylekat @ Sep 3rd 2009 3:50PM

I'd add in "Or Vin Disel!"

but Fast & Furious wasn't a box office killer the 2nd time around =/

Ark Angel @ Sep 3rd 2009 12:55PM

AWESOMESAUCE

I was already going to buy the game anyway :D

Tunguska @ Sep 3rd 2009 1:07PM

I would love to be there when some kid runs to his Mom asking for the Titty tattoo game.

iTzDaKroniK @ Sep 3rd 2009 1:12PM

Two tatted dirty pillows coming right up.

Rocko @ Sep 3rd 2009 1:20PM

wtf, must be 19 years old?!? But according to every other site, I'm 18, what will I ever do to get into this site??

profeteer @ Sep 3rd 2009 1:29PM

I chose white and she said "That's my favorite color"

O_o

j.howlett @ Sep 3rd 2009 1:39PM

i'd put hot and cold

dantebk @ Sep 3rd 2009 2:01PM

Not a huge surprise from these folks. At E3 they had these two chicks walking around in tiny clothes covered in "dirt" like they'd been rolling down a hill or something. I mean, they looked pretty good, but it didn't inspire me to play the silly game.