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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:04PM (Unverified) said

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yum
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:39PM Peter Moore said

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Alright Shank, I'd tried being nice, but you fuck with Peter Moore, you get fucked up.

I'm gonna beat the fuck outta you, then I'm gonna make sweet love to your mother.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:41PM Peter Moore said

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Aw fuck, hit the wrong reply button. The above comment is in regards to the conversation below.

And to you, Juno, I apologize. This article is indeed yummy and I'm sure you're mother is a wonderful person.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:03PM (Unverified) said

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That was good.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:08PM PlatinumSkeet said

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They need to make Halo a movie already dammit...
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:28PM (Unverified) said

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That was fucking AWESOME!
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:32PM RagnarokSam said

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wow.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 6:18PM robotoid said

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BIG WOW WITH CAPITAL LETTERS!!!
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 6:56PM drumwiz86 said

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Holy Fucking Shit

whar's my haler movee
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 7:27PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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WHY'S EVERY ONE YELLING?!?!




That was pretty chiefing awesome.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 7:44PM (Unverified) said

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These are the most 3 hearted comments I've seen in a row!

Can I join?
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 8:42PM Ryuk said

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I believe if you look up the article Zoot is possibly referencing, where everyone typed in caps and yelling, you'll find the most hearts on joystiq...EVER!! ;] good times
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 9:20PM PedoJokerBear said

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its like somebody combined mr.pibb and red vines with sex and they made a movie!
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 10:56PM bamb0ostick said

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Makes me miss Neill Blomkamp all the more after watching this...
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 12:14AM (Unverified) said

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HOLY SHIT AM I LATE?
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 4:09PM petepete said

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that. was. incredible.
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Posted: Sep 6th 2009 1:51PM RodrigoCard said

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3 Hearts!!! =)
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 6:26PM Vinnymac said

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Yeah that was decent, not amazing. I've played the game itself, which was indeed much more appealing.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:04PM (Unverified) said

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Thank god they're not making a Halo movie any more, if this was any indication.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:09PM That damn hairy banana said

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Thank God they're not making an asshole troll movie anymore, if you are any indication.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:12PM (Unverified) said

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Oh Boy!! A completely generic action sci-fi war movie template, but it's got a LICENSE attached!! I'm no better than the retards who buy every movie licensed games!!

Remember: somber music + war images = ART
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:20PM Snowblind said

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At least come up with a decent arguement, instead of throwing out buzzwords like "generic". I'm sure you could have squeezed in "fanboys" and "overrated" there too.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:21PM Triscuit said

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Lesson 1: If you're going to make asshole comments, check your grammar so that you at least look like an intelligent asshole.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:23PM sonicspike41 said

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If this is any indication of how much they could do with just a short time and limited budget, I can't wait to see what a full scale movie would be like.

Also, if you consider the story in Halo a "generic action sci-fi war" then why comment on this article? The story of the movie would likely revolve around the story of the game or the books.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:32PM Peter Moore said

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ShankShank, I'm not sure if you're aware of it, but you care clearly in the minority in regards to your feelings on this topic.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:33PM Snowblind said

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They're all regular words used by people in everyday life. However, you're using it without any context or thought behind it, purely to try and annoy people when you clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

It tends to just be thrown out whenever someone wants to insult something, without bothering to come up actual reasoning. As you have just proved.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:34PM (Unverified) said

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Oh, golly, really?? I couldn't tell! The majority must obviously be correct then. Thank you Peter Moore for really setting me straight fixing my worldview. God speed.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:35PM ArchiGamer said

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Honestly, I rather see a Halo movie than play the game, but that's just my opinion.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:36PM eat it said

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@shankshank

I thought it was funny. I'm not a huge halo fan, but I wouldn't mind seeing a movie.

I used to live in wellington, you know... where Peter Jackson has his empire. anyhow I went to the Weta Cave once and they showed this video, and for a few seconds they show all sorts stuff that looks like it's from Halo. People driving around in warthogs carrying all the weapons. It looked pretty neat, very gritty...I wouldn't mind seeing something like that...like band of brothers perhaps. I imagine it was stuff made for that live action commercial a while back and some stuff they made early on before the movie got shelved. A movie could be cool if some one like Jackson made it. it all depends on who writes it too.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:39PM (Unverified) said

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"you rediculous nerd"
"you idiots are going to lap this up"

You obviously think that by belittling the majority of an internet thread who can appreciate a good commercial, you feel vastly feel superior to them just because they enjoy a "dumb trailer."

Whatever helps you sleep at night...
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:41PM Peter Moore said

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Alright Shank, I'd tried being nice, but you fuck with Peter Moore, you get fucked up.

I'm gonna beat the fuck outta you, then I'm gonna make sweet love to your mother.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:43PM (Unverified) said

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pete are you drunk again, how many times you gonna post that message
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:44PM Peter Moore said

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Until your mother stops calling me.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:46PM Rainart said

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Well, even though your trolling...It's not that it's art, which no one has made that case yet besides you, it's how well it's presented. Whoever directed this had a good sense of what they were doing to create something this well presented. The commercial has done it's job, which is to draw interest. Of course, the game has the HALO name attached to it, so it will sell like hot cakes. Side note, I don't have a 360, and the multi-player is all that interests me in HALO.

What is wrong with generic action sci-fi movies? If it's well constructed, it can be enjoyable. If it's not, it's MST3K worthy. HALO has enough of a "history" to it that a real story could be constructed. If Neill Blomkamp did direct a HALO film, I would probably see it. I would be more inclined to do so now after District 9, despite all of District 9's narrative faults. I would like to know what your definition of art is actually. If you weren't a) a troll and b) on some kind of high horse, then you would know that this does actually fall into the category of art. I'll just assume you go by whatever Google threw up at you first. Well, I've officially wasted a few minutes of my life that I can never get back. Good job, sir. Good job.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 6:48PM Vuvuzelas said

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Stop talking, it's obvious no one cares for what you have to say.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 12:47AM Mal F4cti0n said

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I hate you. We hate you.

If you don't like Halo, you can still appreciate the "mood" and "feeling" that the commercial portrayed.

If you can't, then that means you are sociopath and will probably bring a gun into work one day and shoot everyone because you have no empathy and human emotion. Have fun burning in hell, fuckface.



Profile of the Sociopath


Glibness and Superficial Charm

Manipulative and Conning
They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims.

Grandiose Sense of Self
Feels entitled to certain things as "their right."

Pathological Lying
Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests.

Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always justifies the means and they let nothing stand in their way.

Shallow Emotions
When they show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since they are not genuine, neither are their promises.

Incapacity for Love

Need for Stimulation
Living on the edge. Verbal outbursts and physical punishments are normal. Promiscuity and gambling are common.

Callousness/Lack of Empathy
Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them.

Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim. Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others.

Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency
Usually has a history of behavioral and academic difficulties, yet "gets by" by conning others. Problems in making and keeping friends; aberrant behaviors such as cruelty to people or animals, stealing, etc.

Irresponsibility/Unreliability
Not concerned about wrecking others' lives and dreams. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed.

Promiscuous Sexual Behavior/Infidelity
Promiscuity, child sexual abuse, rape and sexual acting out of all sorts.

Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle
Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future, poor work ethic but exploits others effectively.

Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility
Changes their image as needed to avoid prosecution. Changes life story readily.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:04PM (Unverified) said

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Landfall is still better though.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:11PM (Unverified) said

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I concur.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 12:25AM Ballistic H said

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We could say that this one was inspired by Neil Blomkamp's Landfall as nobody thought of doing it live action before that.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:05PM ummhello said

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fucking awesome....can't wait for this game to come out already.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:06PM The Bodyguard said

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That was pretty awesome
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 6:44PM Special Agent Steve said

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You mean... pretty fucking awesome.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:05PM (Unverified) said

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I just came
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 6:38PM Special Agent Steve said

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So did I. Towel anyone?
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 6:48PM mynk said

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missed oppertunity for replying to person above you with username ODST.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 10:25PM Slavik said

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Towel? Use a sock, more practical.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 12:48AM Mal F4cti0n said

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i watched it twice and a tear rolled down my eye.

I need a towel for that. Does that count as coming, emotional coming?
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:08PM BananaBoat said

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Come back to us Neil! Come back to ussssssss.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 6:52PM TheDarkWayne said

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seriously ,his biggest complaint creatively with it was that Master Chief would be the most important supporting character, but they've shown with landfall and this thing as well as the old Believe commercials that it doesnt really matter, cause that would work perfectly. They dont even have to make the film a direct continuation of the games featuring master chief, it could just be the story of an ODST or marine and be just as great.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2009 5:08PM Snowblind said

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As a Halo fan, I could nitpick about a few of the inaccuracies there. But it was still very awesome :) Wish Peter Jackson and Bloomkamp got the chance to do the movie, it would have been epic.
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