Register to beam aboard the Star Trek Online closed beta
by Justin McElroy 
{ Sep 4th 2009 at 3:01PM } 
Considering its checkered past, we're a little bit nervous about STO, but we really hope it's good, if only to keep this cat off suicide watch.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
SpyderTaco (PSN: Ar4chNova89) @ Sep 4th 2009 3:05PM
What the hell is that thing?
Mr. Manly ESC Mcbeefington Ferguson The Second @ Sep 4th 2009 3:07PM
Obligatory.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RByFI8830w0&feature=related
SpyderTaco (PSN: Ar4chNova89) @ Sep 4th 2009 3:12PM
I'm probably going to get flamed for saying this but...
Take a look at the crotch of the guy on the right.
Brother Daz @ Sep 4th 2009 3:13PM
Mmmmm, I want a piece of that short fatty
Anthony M. @ Sep 4th 2009 3:18PM
She mistakenly purchased a Star Trek outfit instead of a Dwarf Priest outfit.
Zing!
whylekat @ Sep 4th 2009 3:38PM
Hysterical.
The Baron @ Sep 4th 2009 3:15PM
Here's a prediction even Pachter can get right: 80% of the comments will be about the photo.
Dummy00001 @ Sep 4th 2009 3:56PM
Is there any decency law we can invoke to prevent Joystiq from making such posts in future??
PR0F3TA (PSN - PROPHETA) @ Sep 4th 2009 4:15PM
The sad part, they are all trying to get with her
Dr. steve brule @ Sep 4th 2009 4:51PM
the group's smurfette for the win.
BananaBoat @ Sep 4th 2009 5:10PM
The sad part is, they all got with her at the same time!
YOU WILL NEVER GET THAT OUT OF YOUR HEAD!
Ignatius @ Sep 4th 2009 5:28PM
I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
My mind is riddled with unpleasant images!
ron @ Sep 16th 2009 5:28PM
her skin looks soft