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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 2:04AM (Unverified) said

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wow those last lyrics are extremely creepy......
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 2:44AM Ridgecity said

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It's a very old spanish group called "los toreros muertos" that sings that crap. During the 90s Spain was having a very "cultural" growth with a world expo and the summer olympics, so most bands were into creating very controversial songs about whatever you could come up with, since religion control was unwinding, so there songs about incest, explicit language, androgenous singers singing about drag queens, and drugs. Movies to this date have very explicit sex scenes just because Spaniard culture got stuff in that period.

Even Macarena was supposed to be about a very horny girl that like to cheat on her boyfriend, the english version I think was about shopping...
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 8:44AM (Unverified) said

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Chenoa's song talks about some girl who is being crushed in a disco. She knows the boys intentions before he say anything.
So she sings about rejecting the boy, thats why she say: 'Dont talk about safe sex'. Shes rejecting him. As she dont want a one night stand.
That's all. Absolutely is not a 'unsafe sex' song,
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 6:58PM (Unverified) said

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Mi Agüita Amarilla is a song about a guy who drinks a lot of beer ("more than 40" he thinks). He goes to the urinal and starts thinking about what will happen to his pee, including being part of the river where the sun will condense the water and form clouds and it will rain his yellow water.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 2:07AM RANDOM G Joystiq Troll Slayer said

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I can't get past that title.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 2:08AM AlvinRod said

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Ay, Caramba!
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 8:04AM Jamp said

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Muy caliente!
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 8:44AM acme64 said

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ay yay yay, no me gusta
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 8:44AM MrHashbrown said

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¿Dónde está la Biblioteca?
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 5:30PM (Unverified) said

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wat
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 2:11AM nighttime said

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Best headline ever!

Thank you for educating me on Latino music.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 2:11AM XeroAF said

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wait... white people don't sing about that stuff too?
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 2:23AM (Unverified) said

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lolsz nearly everyone in the music industry sings/raps about sex. its want many listeners want to hear but then you have artists that actually sing/rap about (what they want us to believe is real) life story or events that happen around them. and many sing about pure emotions. although theses arent all the reason you kinda get the picture lolsz im not sure why i kinda explained this because im sure youve already known this :)
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 2:24AM (Unverified) said

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now if you talking about the pee then no haha ive never heard anything like it.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 2:49AM Ridgecity said

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I've only heard about "Jizz in My Pants" and "he cant satisfy you with his little worm,
but i can bust you out with my super sperm" in the US not urine...
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 2:50AM ArchiGamer said

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Not in Spanish....
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 2:12AM (Unverified) said

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I think Latin should now be /b/'s official language.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 2:59AM Dark Archon PSN Archonik XBL Dar said

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You mean Spanish, or something, right?
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 3:29AM (Unverified) said

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Probably, I'm horribly ignorant of every language that isn't English or French.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 11:06AM Puertoricarious said

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Let me guess: you think that Mexicans speak Mexican, don't you?
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 11:29AM (Unverified) said

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Are you telling me they dont?
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 11:38AM Puertoricarious said

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no, they don't. Mexican isn't a language. Spanish, on the other hand, is.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 11:43AM (Unverified) said

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psst (it was sarcasm)
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 12:08PM Sly C said

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tmac was being sarcastic.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 12:14PM Puertoricarious said

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how is that obvious to everyone but me?
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 12:42PM Vordus said

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NUNQUAM! LATINE EST PERDIGNUS!
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 4:01PM shibathedog said

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HAHAHAHA thank you for a beautiful example of the average 4chan user.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 2:12AM Apollo26 said

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Porque ustedes se estan burlando de nosotros hispanos!

Nosotros somos normales como ustedes!
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 2:21AM Marius said

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WTH,
Clearly you dont listen to English music
these people have nothing on Lady Gaga per say
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 2:51AM AlvinRod said

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"Let's have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick."
Right...
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:21AM (Unverified) said

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"OMG guys i totally have a dick and a vag at the SAME TIME"
- ManLady GaGa
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:52AM Rocketboy said

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"these people have nothing on Lady Gaga per say"

If you are going to type out a pretentious verbal tick, it's Per Se, not Per Say.
Also, it does not even make sense in the way you wrote it.

@Stevetrop...

Who cares, tldr, save it for your junior high school dissertation.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 11:32AM vmenge said

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ew
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 1:24PM Rocketboy said

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Eeeeww...

No thanks...

Although I am a huge fan of Peener and Poon in the morning on my FM dial... those two guys are nuts!
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 2:41PM Clinton O said

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but lady gaga is a hermaphrodite
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 2:37AM murdocdark said

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the first song is about a man trying to convince te girl to have sex but she knows he cheats on her or at least the lyrics is something like that, she says that "And don't talk to me about safe sex" couse he is using that phrase to seduce her, the second i didn't bother to watch the video but anyway what is so bad about this, isn't "i want to fuck you like an animal" something alike?
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 4:28AM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said

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Music is my life. I love it, I listen to it every day, and its apart of me. Now while I didn't bother to listen to these songs I'm sure they each have their own stories or meanings and no one should really get their panties in a knot about what they say.

What I do want to I guess nitpick over is bringing in "Closer" into the fray. The song you brought up is Nine Inch Nails - Closer. Now while he does say "I want to fuck you like an animal" You may only be hearing that part of the song. The song as a whole has a Much Much deeper meaning than those 8 words you listen to.

The album as a whole The Downward Spiral is about a man going through the depths of hell in some respect. He goes down a dark path farther and deeper and it changes him. In the end it ends with him dying.

Now the meaning of him saying "I want to fuck you like an animal" in Closer is him speaking to a prostitute.

I wanna fuck you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed

You get me closer to God

You can have my isolation
you can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith
you can have my everything

(Help me)
Tear down my reason
(Help me)
It's your sex I can smell
(Help me)
You make me perfect
Help me become somebody else

For him sex is a form of escapism not love but lust. The only time he can find himself is when he has sex. After its all said and done and everything is finished who he's with makes him feel as though he is closer to god.

This seemed more of like rant than anything else its just I get agitated when folks don't try to grasp the concept of the album or the song and only hear those 8 words and don't understand the real message of the song. As far as the songs that would be on this game they could be no worse than anything else thats been on the radio in the past.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:48AM (Unverified) said

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Well put Stevetrop. Halo 5 is very dear to my heart.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 1:51PM aughscreennames said

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You listen to music EVERY day?? youre obsessed!
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 10:57PM murdocdark said

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I know the lyrics for that song and i love it too, capital G and starfuckers are my favs!, but what i wanted to not is that the same way i just picked those words, it's the same thing they are doing for the latins songs, i think they got the wrong idea for them, and believe me, i love those songs (NIN) i play them at my rock band everytime we get together at my friends house, any way, i think that nowadays everybody is just looking for something to yell at, but well someday just someday.....
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 2:24AM UnverifiedUser said

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That's... interesting. Might explain a few things about my neighbors.

To each his/her own, though, right?
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 11:13AM Puertoricarious said

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wow you're retarded. that's like me forming an opinion of all white people based on:

"You make me want to lala in the kitchen on the floor."

or

"Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches?"

or

"This song is about shooting blood out of your cock!"


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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 1:02PM UnverifiedUser said

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Who said anything about forming opinions about every person of one race off people... except you, David? I'm only talking of my neighbors who I've seen pee in the gutter/front yard bushes and have multiple children (not 2 or 3, but 6+).
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 3:33AM PS3fan707 said

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Grinding and gyrating hips? ESRB must be payed to make it so appealing!
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 2:39AM ArchiGamer said

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Ugh, what's next, Polka?
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 2:43AM (Unverified) said

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WoW! Looking forward to this one =]
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 2:57AM PedoJokerBear said

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oh please, R. Kelly sings about worse
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 2:58AM PedoJokerBear said

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and he has a song called number 1
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 3:09AM ptcamn said

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The reality is that there are a lot of groups in Latin America and Spain that have bizarre lyrics like the one in the description. But of course not all groups sing bizarre- creepy songs. Unfortunately it is a style of music that SCEE seems to favor to pick for Singstar, maybe because of the rhythm or the fun factor.

Anyway, just to clarify (because I watched the first video just to check), the first song is not talking about having unprotected sex. In the context of the song, she is singing "Y no me hables de sexo seguro" as if saying "Don't come to me with an offer of sex for sure". Of course this is not a literal translation, but when you use literal translations you end up getting confused meanings like "safe sex".

As for the pee song.... That one is bizarre...
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 3:49AM (Unverified) said

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Jumped into the comments to see if anyone mentioned that. Although I haven't heard the song, I assumed that that's what it would mean, as well. Translated literally, everything comes out funky.

"Sexo seguro," in context, equals "sex for sure."

Literally: "safe sex."
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