It's been a while since we'd last heard the term "SexBox." Too long, in fact. Thankfully, Silicon Xtal Corporation is bringing it back, recently registering a trademark for the word first brought up surrounding the great Mass Effect sex debacle of 2008. According to the filing, SXC intends on making a video game system "which plays interactive Adult Only rated (AO) video game software titles."
Considering only around 20 AO-rated titles even exist and no major game publisher currently publishes them, we were left wondering what exactly the business model here will be -- that is, until we read the rest of the description. In addition to specializing in AO games, the SexBox will also give users access to "AO content and entertainment in all other digital forms," which in this case means a ton of delivery methods. "Audio, video, HDTV, DVD, online, gaming, social networking, webcams, video on-demand, downloading, movie rentals, purchases ..." and the list goes on. Finally, somewhere to go for all the mature content we can get! Unfortunately, it appears that someone beat them to it.
[Via Siliconera]
Reader Comments (68)
Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:03PM Puertoricarious said
eh, this kinda thing was inevitable. they would have gotten to final fantasy XXX eventually.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Lol, I was about to comment that Left 4 Head was more clever anyways.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 10:00PM Premature ejaculation man said
LittleBigPenis
Modern whore-fair
obligatory third point in list...Sex.
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Modern whore-fair
obligatory third point in list...Sex.
Posted: Sep 5th 2009 10:14PM Special Agent Steve said
The only title I can think of (that wasn't already taken) is
Mag: 256 player orgy.
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Mag: 256 player orgy.
Posted: Sep 5th 2009 10:27PM (Unverified) said
I wanna play!
-Team Whortress 2
-Mass Erect
-Call of Booty
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-Team Whortress 2
-Mass Erect
-Call of Booty
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 12:37AM (Unverified) said
I'm really hoping they port some of these games to my pornstation portable. It's quite a dry season right now.
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Posted: Sep 6th 2009 1:33AM (Unverified) said
Dickaruga. Also, does World of Goo count if I leave it the same, but swap a few...assets?
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Posted: Sep 6th 2009 11:33AM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said
Diablow 3
Brain Age 4: Cunning Linguist
RimCity
Tekken Drag Tournament
Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyba---
oh wait
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Brain Age 4: Cunning Linguist
RimCity
Tekken Drag Tournament
Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyba---
oh wait
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 4:17PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said
Sphincter Cell
It took me all night to come up with that.
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It took me all night to come up with that.
Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:32PM (Unverified) said
I'm sure a motion controller will be released soon after launch.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:36PM ArchiGamer said
I'm more curious of the multiplayer games the will release, not mention that Teabagging will be literal.
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Posted: Sep 6th 2009 8:16AM SitriStahl said
yahtzee was right, there IS going to be a force-feedback codpiece in the future
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:17PM (Unverified) said
Unfortunately, these units will "red ring" once a month.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:23PM BananaBoat said
As long as they don't brown ring!
HAIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HAIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:41PM (Unverified) said
That was at Douche Bigalow's comment... I like your name by the way.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:19PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said
It kinda seems to me with the name that system you would see replica porn based games of long standing franchises. Each having a cheesy plot and sexual scenes with jazzy type music in the background
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:20PM ArchiGamer said
I'm sorry, but my Sex Box is named Sony.
[please let someone know this reference]
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[please let someone know this reference]
Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:23PM Karate Tortoise said
No one else thought the link at the end of the article was funny?
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Posted: Sep 6th 2009 2:15AM blue ocarina said
I saw it coming, but thought it was going to be:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Internet
It still made me laugh audibly.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Internet
It still made me laugh audibly.
Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:30PM ArchiGamer said
Yeah, fuck your PS3!!
Wait, we're talking about the same thing right?
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Wait, we're talking about the same thing right?
Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:33PM DonaldMick said
It'd be a point of pride against the other three consoles, who flat out refuse to license AO-rated games.
Still, you have to admit releasing this console would take a lot of... *sunglasses on* ...balls.
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Still, you have to admit releasing this console would take a lot of... *sunglasses on* ...balls.
Posted: Sep 5th 2009 10:59PM Special Agent Steve said
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:35PM (Unverified) said
So, what exactly will this thing look like?... O
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