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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:03PM Puertoricarious said

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eh, this kinda thing was inevitable. they would have gotten to final fantasy XXX eventually.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:25PM ArchiGamer said

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Halo 3: OBYGN Confirmed.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:31PM Typicalgamer said

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Left 4 sex?
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:42PM (Unverified) said

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Lol, I was about to comment that Left 4 Head was more clever anyways.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 10:00PM Premature ejaculation man said

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LittleBigPenis
Modern whore-fair
obligatory third point in list...Sex.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 10:05PM Bubbameister33 said

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Ass Assassin's Creed.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 10:14PM Special Agent Steve said

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The only title I can think of (that wasn't already taken) is
Mag: 256 player orgy.





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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 10:27PM (Unverified) said

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I wanna play!

-Team Whortress 2

-Mass Erect

-Call of Booty
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 10:29PM (Unverified) said

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wii wii sports?
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 10:30PM Typicalgamer said

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:p thnx spydertaco.i'm only 13 jeez
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 11:02PM s ls said

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Call of Duty:Lesbian Warfare
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 11:08PM (Unverified) said

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...Cock Band.
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Posted: Sep 6th 2009 12:18AM Bubbameister33 said

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Bioshot. I'm done.
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Posted: Sep 6th 2009 12:26AM (Unverified) said

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HA! Bioshot wins.
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Posted: Sep 6th 2009 12:37AM (Unverified) said

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I'm really hoping they port some of these games to my pornstation portable. It's quite a dry season right now.
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Posted: Sep 6th 2009 1:26AM Vuvuzelas said

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Yeah, these games will make it wet.
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Posted: Sep 6th 2009 1:33AM (Unverified) said

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Dickaruga. Also, does World of Goo count if I leave it the same, but swap a few...assets?
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Posted: Sep 6th 2009 10:44AM mrmobius said

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Biocock

Super Mario Land 2: 6 golden showers

The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening

GoldenPinkEye

Nintendogs: Bitches edition

Advance Whores: Dual Strike
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Posted: Sep 6th 2009 11:33AM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said

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Diablow 3
Brain Age 4: Cunning Linguist
RimCity
Tekken Drag Tournament
Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyba---


oh wait
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Posted: Sep 6th 2009 11:49AM (Unverified) said

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I want ma Guitar Hero:Whore Tour
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Posted: Sep 6th 2009 11:51AM Slaziman said

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Where's Christ Grant to ban all your asses?
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Posted: Sep 6th 2009 2:14PM Ryuk said

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Queers Of War?.....
Viva Pinata: Trouble with pubic lice.
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Posted: Sep 6th 2009 4:17PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said

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Sphincter Cell

It took me all night to come up with that.
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Posted: Sep 6th 2009 6:16PM (Unverified) said

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Counter-Stroke
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:09PM kojo87 said

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do they suggest the kind of people who enjoy videogames also enjoy pornography? preposterous!
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:11PM Bubbameister33 said

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Will someone think of the children!
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:16PM mattprime86 said

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HAHAHA!!!
the link is priceless...
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:14PM BrockObama911 said

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brb preordering
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:15PM Shignami said

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Just think of the market for peripherals...
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:32PM (Unverified) said

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I'm sure a motion controller will be released soon after launch.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:36PM ArchiGamer said

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I'm more curious of the multiplayer games the will release, not mention that Teabagging will be literal.
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Posted: Sep 6th 2009 8:16AM SitriStahl said

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yahtzee was right, there IS going to be a force-feedback codpiece in the future
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:17PM (Unverified) said

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Unfortunately, these units will "red ring" once a month.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:23PM BananaBoat said

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As long as they don't brown ring!





HAIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:40PM (Unverified) said

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...Hmm

...

.......OH... I get it... Ha.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:41PM (Unverified) said

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That was at Douche Bigalow's comment... I like your name by the way.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:19PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said

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It kinda seems to me with the name that system you would see replica porn based games of long standing franchises. Each having a cheesy plot and sexual scenes with jazzy type music in the background
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:20PM ArchiGamer said

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I'm sorry, but my Sex Box is named Sony.




[please let someone know this reference]
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:40PM Sam406 said

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...

*punches*

You do not reference for the sake of referencing!
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 10:19PM Mr Khan said

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I was surprised the post itself did not make the reference.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:23PM Karate Tortoise said

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No one else thought the link at the end of the article was funny?
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Posted: Sep 6th 2009 2:15AM blue ocarina said

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I saw it coming, but thought it was going to be:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Internet

It still made me laugh audibly.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:28PM Ashkental said

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I'm the first SexBox fanboy!!

Fuck my Ps3...

Bring me FUCKZONE 2 and GOD OF SEX!
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:30PM ArchiGamer said

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Yeah, fuck your PS3!!




Wait, we're talking about the same thing right?
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:36PM Ashkental said

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Yeah... Fuck my PS3, nice and slowly on the BD Drive...

Can you feel it?

That's called SexStation 3
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:30PM RKN said

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Why not just make them for the PC? Seriously, why make a whole new console for this?
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:33PM DonaldMick said

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It'd be a point of pride against the other three consoles, who flat out refuse to license AO-rated games.

Still, you have to admit releasing this console would take a lot of... *sunglasses on* ...balls.
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 10:59PM Special Agent Steve said

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:32PM Omnistatic said

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does it let you waggle?
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 9:35PM (Unverified) said

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So, what exactly will this thing look like?... O
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