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Posted: Sep 6th 2009 3:04AM AnteSim said
They get easier.
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 3:04AM Saihna said
Hahaha, I had a holy shit moment. I'm ashamed.
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 3:07AM (Unverified) said
Griffon, every word out of your mouth is pure wit!
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 11:25AM Vcize said
Yeah, because it takes immense amounts of wit to come up with a penis joke for something that says "the first one is the hardest..."
Believe me, everyone that was 25-35 years old and watching this was thinking the exact same thing. Well, either that or "that's what she said", which would have worked just as well.
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Believe me, everyone that was 25-35 years old and watching this was thinking the exact same thing. Well, either that or "that's what she said", which would have worked just as well.
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 1:45PM TheDarkWayne said
i have to admit, i was thinking that's what she said
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Posted: Sep 6th 2009 3:12AM sonicspike41 said
For anyone wondering, the text above the neck reads:
"Congratulations on your first kill."
"Congratulations on your first kill."
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 3:13AM Nobledevil Gaming Optimist said
That was precious - I love seeing the incredibly weird things they do for marketing. That Batman pull-down box and the straitjackets were awesome, too.
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 11:42PM (Unverified) said
@robotoid - This pulldown box:
http://www.joystiq.com/2009/08/14/swagwatch-batman-arkham-asylum-review-packaging/
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http://www.joystiq.com/2009/08/14/swagwatch-batman-arkham-asylum-review-packaging/
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 3:26AM acme64 said
i want to do that ingame
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 3:29AM CerealDorkVest said
It's the simple things in life, like ripping some dude's head off, that really make me smile.
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 3:40AM robotoid said
That was cool.
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 3:42AM MrCassian said
I love how right after this video, where he said "I'm so glad it wasn't a boner," a Trojan ad was played.
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 9:57AM Nobledevil Gaming Optimist said
I've got bad news and I've got good news.
The bad news is that you just killed someone, and the blood on your hands will haunt your nightmares for the rest of your life, denying you sleep until you simply go mad.
The good news is that when cars are invented, I'll be saving a ton of money on car insurance as your everlasting anguish causes your ghost to disturb the city in which I live.
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The bad news is that you just killed someone, and the blood on your hands will haunt your nightmares for the rest of your life, denying you sleep until you simply go mad.
The good news is that when cars are invented, I'll be saving a ton of money on car insurance as your everlasting anguish causes your ghost to disturb the city in which I live.
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 2:35PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said
how can you not get it!?!
Its MONEY SITTING THERE LOOKING AT YOU!!! INSTEAD OF IT BEING IN YOUR POCKET!!!! If you Switch to Geico it wont be watching you anymore because it will be in your wallet...
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Its MONEY SITTING THERE LOOKING AT YOU!!! INSTEAD OF IT BEING IN YOUR POCKET!!!! If you Switch to Geico it wont be watching you anymore because it will be in your wallet...
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 3:45AM (Unverified) said
If I ever become an elementary school English teacher I will now know what to use for novel study.
Posted: Sep 7th 2009 1:02AM (Unverified) said
y they always advertising trojan on game website? they think gamers only know about plays games?
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 4:42AM MarkHawk said
I like how the video was followed up by a Trojan add.
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 4:43AM Saihna said
!!!VERY OFF TOPIC!!!(but i have i really need help with it): I subscribed to Qore yesterday and downloaded the Sept one but I have yet to get my MAG beta voucher, I didn't have any notifications on at the time so I'm not sure if it affected it, but I'm really in need of help, did this happen to anyone else?
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 5:03AM (Unverified) said
You're probably not an annual subscriber, you know how learned that? Google. I didn't even google Qore Mag beta voucher problem, I just googled Qore.
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Posted: Sep 6th 2009 5:09AM FoShizzle said
@saihna
they said they will be mailing the vouchers around sept 17 (the deadline to subscribe and get in beta)
http://blog.us.playstation.com/2009/09/epic-qore-episode-16-featuring-uncharted-2-among-thieves-gran-turismo-with-jay-leno-pspgo-and-brutal-legend/
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they said they will be mailing the vouchers around sept 17 (the deadline to subscribe and get in beta)
http://blog.us.playstation.com/2009/09/epic-qore-episode-16-featuring-uncharted-2-among-thieves-gran-turismo-with-jay-leno-pspgo-and-brutal-legend/
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 5:28AM (Unverified) said
This was brilliant. I was completely surprised.
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 6:01AM Benedict said
Ubisoft has made a problem they probably can't keep by using this as promotional material: I expect to be able to clean tear my enemies' heads off in ACII.
... That would be so awesome.
I like this sort of promotional material though (it's always fun to rip things, not to mention peoples' heads). I say that I'd have more fun tearing that paper than I had with the first AC though...
... That would be so awesome.
I like this sort of promotional material though (it's always fun to rip things, not to mention peoples' heads). I say that I'd have more fun tearing that paper than I had with the first AC though...
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 6:53AM (Unverified) said
That was fantastic
Posted: Oct 12th 2009 5:52PM (Unverified) said
^
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 7:28AM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said
now that was good stuff....lol
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 7:43AM MrHashbrown said
hahaha classic
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 8:06AM (Unverified) said
that was OK, but IDK if i condone this kind of violence in advertising.
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 8:35AM crazypeng1 said
that was hilarious, i would have never thought of that. so simple yet so clever. congrats ubisoft!
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 9:16AM CA said
Eye-popper and Good Man? Intriguing...
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 9:23AM (Unverified) said
I love good marketing. Which is strange because I rarely see it as a Sony owner.
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 9:40AM (Unverified) said
Wow, thats the exact same laptop that I got just a week ago! its the x83vb-x2 right?
http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=4786498&CatId=3444
the gloss gives the illusion that its black, like this:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3539/3546197829_548e5ac5d5.jpg
very good budget laptop for gaming! Sorry that didn't have anything really to do with the topic on hand, but i thought that was pretty cool. The laptop was just being sold and stopping manufacturing and i didn't think i would see it in a video like this. Figures though, since I got mine to continue my development on the XNA while in bed :D
http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=4786498&CatId=3444
the gloss gives the illusion that its black, like this:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3539/3546197829_548e5ac5d5.jpg
very good budget laptop for gaming! Sorry that didn't have anything really to do with the topic on hand, but i thought that was pretty cool. The laptop was just being sold and stopping manufacturing and i didn't think i would see it in a video like this. Figures though, since I got mine to continue my development on the XNA while in bed :D
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 5:16PM stoneNboneCDXX said
How much was that Laptop, because that GPU is crap. lol
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Posted: Sep 6th 2009 10:19AM (Unverified) said
I have to admit, that was pretty awesome.
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 10:30AM Rooshma said
Wow... that is one hardcore spambot if I do say so myself.
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 11:22AM Dr Acula said
What If I got a boner anyway?
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 11:53AM Teabag said
It was so good. I watched it twice.
One of the best marketing props ever made.
One of the best marketing props ever made.
Posted: Sep 6th 2009 2:25PM sapient2k7 said
that's awesome
Posted: Sep 7th 2009 4:35PM (Unverified) said
The laptop only costs 500. Thats not bad for whats all packed into it. Can play almost every game I've thrown at it so far!
