We predict that Europe will receive a new Wii channel tomorrow

Yes, we can accurately predict that a new Wii Channel will be available in Europe tomorrow, but only because Nintendo announced it. Nintendo has dug into its archive of Japanese Channels and dusted off the
Today & Tomorrow Channel, which offers daily horoscopes for every Mii on your console, as well as astrologically-determined compatibility tests and lifestyle tips.
You know who
else didn't predict this? Nintendo of Europe. A spokesperson said last year that there were
no plans to localize this channel. Maybe there
were plans, but the Nintendo rep didn't know how to correctly interpret the
signs.
[Thanks, Kevin!]