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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 1:33PM CaptainProtonX said

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Those giant vaginas creeped me out. I have enough issues with the real kind.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 1:36PM Ballistic H said

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Yeast infections?
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 2:03PM Shmil said

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...do Jewish girls get yeast infections or some form of unlevened infection.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 2:33PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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+1 to the Shmil.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 2:59PM husher said

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Looks like this game will have a lot of tight situations.
*ba dum tissh*
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 9:42PM peternography said

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i knew i wasnt the only who thought those l;ooked like a pussy and not a very clean one at that
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 1:33PM captplut9465 said

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That picture is super gross.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 1:35PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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I like vaginas as much as the next straight guy, but bloody yellow ones? Pass.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 1:43PM Uncle Jesse said

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Not to mention the crabs... look at the size of 'em!
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 1:50PM RyanS said

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Cut the chatter Red2.

/starwars
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 1:57PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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Aw, don't explain the reference. Also, chatter is the best part! I.E. Right now!
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 2:02PM ArchiGamer said

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But if they aren't bloody, how can we call them a vagina?
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 5:50PM (Unverified) said

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Actually looks more like the bloody distended end of a phallus... like someone did too much sounding or something. Don't google that. Please. But to the point... that's a really funny looking vay-jay. Look at your member. Now look at the pic.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 7:16PM (Unverified) said

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And why isn't my avatar showing up now?
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 1:37PM (Unverified) said

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I see this picture and am reminded of the wisdom of South Park's Mr. Garrison.

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 1:37PM Jerk Face said

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I need to get Prey off my pile of shame. The first ten minutes of it that I watched a buddy play on his PC when it came out was enough to make me want to check it out ever since.

Plus, it's like six bucks at GameStop.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 1:48PM BananaBoat said

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Watch out for the alien vagina's. They are vicious.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 1:49PM AsherR said

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I actually really enjoyed it. It brought a few new things to the table and had some really interesting concepts and scenes. Not GOTY material, but pretty good nonetheless.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 1:52PM Jerk Face said

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Right.. and I don't expect it to be GOTY good - just $7.99 good. I've spent that on far worse things.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 1:59PM Vidikron said

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Do it. I enjoyed the game quite a bit. At $8 it would be a good bargain.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 2:00PM eat it said

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I had a hard time playing it, mostly because the main character seems to be based off of me. Native american, looks exactly like me, is very sarcastic and cynical. It's really eerie, all of my friends have made comments about it as well.

other than that it was a good game
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 2:02PM The Wicker Man said

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Prey was really good and very disturbing. Great soundtrack and environment. Probably the best game on 360 for a year or so.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 2:06PM Haggard said

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Prey is a great game. It's somewhere between BioShock and Halo, with a lot of sweet twists to the gameplay. I sure hope they make that sequel.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 2:28PM DangerMouse001 said

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IMO, Prey is the best looking game based off the Doom 3 engine, but the gameplay was boring. Since dying in the game results the player to be dropped right where they died, there was no purpose of trying to stay alive. Half way through the game, i found myself to get out of the way of danger since it wouldn't make much of a difference. Plus, it's extremely repetitive, which doesn't help.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 2:33PM aughscreennames said

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Prey is good but the demon organic cyborg crap gets really old and monotonous, especially if youve played Doom 3 and Quake 4. Its a lot better than Doom3 in terms of gameplay but looks exactly like Doom3 and all the other id games because that designer cant seem to do anything else, its too bad they didnt get a different person to design the theme.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 2:35PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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You've probably spent $7.99 on worse vagina.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 7:32PM WiredKnight said

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@Eh

Um, what? Prey was made by different people than Doom and Quake.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 7:37PM Levi said

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@ WiredKnight: Doom 3 and Quake 4 had different developers too...

Don't get the game if you like to be challenged in any way shape or form. If the fact that there is even less punishment for "dying" in this game than BioShock doesn't bother you, ya might like it. Personally, I can't play a game if it doesn't challenge me, so I felt like it was a waste of time.

Hell, I'll give you my copy. Seriously. Give me an address. Levisemail1337@gmail.com. I'll seriously mail the game to you for free.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 9:46PM WiredKnight said

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@Levi

Yes, that's technically true, since Quake was made by Raven. But the IP was still originally developed by id, and they used some of Doom 3's assets in Quake 4.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 1:49PM HighFiveJesus said

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Prey was great. Of course if you don't pace yourself, its all over too quickly. But definately felt more like what Doom 3 shoulda been.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 1:52PM AsherR said

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I agree. Decent amount of fun. Short, but fun. Had some really cool scenes and I love the radio voice overs. George Lowe did a great job on those!
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 2:02PM The Wicker Man said

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Art Bell, not george Lowe.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 2:42PM AsherR said

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Oops! What was I thinking? I kept hearing him say "This is George Lowe" in my head and I kept thinking he sounded like Space Ghost.

And I just started playing through the game again, so I fail. Thanks for the correction.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 3:06PM (Unverified) said

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"If course if you don't pace yourself, its all over too quickly."

That's what she said
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 4:13PM HighFiveJesus said

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Not to me she didn't.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 1:58PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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I liked Doom 3 better, but there's certainly enough room in this world for both. Looking forward to the sequel. (Hope you don't get 1-upped by Portal again, guys.)
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 7:38PM Levi said

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I liked Doom 3 better too. It was less creative, but had more challenge, and was just more fun to me.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 2:01PM xxhonkeyxx said

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i loved the first one (you know, except for the vaginas with crabs crawling through them)
i remember playing the card game on the arcade machines for hours on end trying to get the achievements and screaming "FIVE CARD CHARLIE" every time we got it
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 2:07PM (Unverified) said

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bethesda really likes to make things shiny dont they? Every game of theirs has glossy shiny surfaces.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 2:13PM Jerk Face said

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Actually, that screen shot is from the original Prey which Bethesda had nothing to do with.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 7:34PM WiredKnight said

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Also, Fallout 3 was not that shiny. If you want shiny, take a look back at Perfect Dark Zero. Holy crap everything in that game was either too dark, glowing, or shiny.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 2:09PM flameofdoom666 said

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This was one of my first 360 games (I fell in LOVE with the demo). This was one of the best games for the 360 when this came out, and it holds up. It is a very creative, and enjoyable game.

I would buy a sequal in a heartbeat.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 2:14PM MikeCrazy said

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That's a nasty looking pussy on the wall. They didn't even have to create that they just took a pic of some random hooker's VaJayJay!
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 2:43PM (Unverified) said

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Didnt know that. I dont pay much attention to who publishes what. My mistake. looks like a game they would have made though.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 2:45PM AsherR said

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I wonder if Human Head will have anything to do with a sequel. It would be a shame if they weren't brought in to work on it.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 3:00PM gLitterbug said

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Anything as long as they have a protagonist who doesn't make me angry or cringe anytime he opens his damn mouth or a cliché plot twist that was about as surprising/touching as getting dirt on your shoes.

The actual game itself was fun and had some nice stuff going on, but if it was finished faster after being shown in 98, god damn, that would've been revolutionary and not just solid.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 3:17PM (Unverified) said

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...why?
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 3:33PM gLitterbug said

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why what?
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 3:53PM (Unverified) said

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Is that supposed to be some pro-abstinence poster?
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Posted: Sep 8th 2009 4:07PM CaramelZappa said

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Giant vaginas aside, I really liked this game.
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