- Baseball Bat
- Cricket Bat
- Crowbar
- Electric Guitar
- Fire Axe
- Frying Pan
- Katana
- Machete
- Tonfa (police baton)
- Chainsaw
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:20PM Uncle Jesse said
I have a feeling I'm going to look pretty stupid hitting a tank in the face with a frying pan... but it will definitely be worth it.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 3:47PM ShadowMonkey987 said
should be an achievement to kill a tank with a frying pan...
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:41PM Uncle Jesse said
Imagine the tank has just wiped out the rest of your group and you're running for your life and you get trapped in a dead end. He's coming straight at you and "KLANG!" - a frying pan to the face and he goes down.
Epic.
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Epic.
Posted: Sep 9th 2009 1:47PM MowDownJoe said
@MLS: The new special infected are coming in addition to the old ones, through the old ones will have new get ups. (After all, why would a hunter wear a Hoodie in New Orleans?)
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 3:08PM Istari Spartan said
I remember the time I got mad and ran up to the tank and started melee-ing it.
lol, good times.
I would also advise against doing that.
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lol, good times.
I would also advise against doing that.
Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:20PM Singular Trap said
I like the cricket bat. Homage to Shaun of the Dead.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 2:17PM Istari Spartan said
te he
i do that anyways (even though im not posh)
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i do that anyways (even though im not posh)
Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:21PM ShirowShirow said
Maybe it's because my real name is in fact Jason, but i'm partial to the machete.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:22PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said
Right now I'm harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 1:43PM (Unverified) said
Pool cue and Queen go together.
Cricket bat and whatever this is go together: http://www.moviegrooves.com/m3u/shaun-low-10.m3u
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Cricket bat and whatever this is go together: http://www.moviegrooves.com/m3u/shaun-low-10.m3u
Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:54PM TheDarkWayne said
no i think he's serious, i recall seeing as much on destructoid or kotaku or something
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:35PM WiredKnight said
I'm guessing because they'd be awful to use against zombies. Takes too much effort/skill to wield them and they have a very short reach.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:41PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
And the winner of the "Can't see the Awesome™ Award" goes to....
WIREDKNIGHT!
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WIREDKNIGHT!
Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:42PM Mr B said
@ WiredKnight
No doubt - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsEZ2lpM0Yw
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No doubt - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsEZ2lpM0Yw
Posted: Sep 9th 2009 2:10PM WiredKnight said
@Brian
Yes! Exactly!
@Bubba
But anyone can use a frying pan.
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Yes! Exactly!
@Bubba
But anyone can use a frying pan.
Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:44PM Boffo the Sock said
That's dildos. It would be embarrassed for us to even be seens holdings those grandpa's guitars.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:44PM (Unverified) said
Do my eyes deceive me? Did I just see a reference to the Critic?
It stinks!
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It stinks!
Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:55PM (Unverified) said
Good question. Maybe the acoustic is actually an electric? I'll try to clear that up.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 1:39PM (Unverified) said
Heard back from Faliszek. Apparently the acoustic guitar is actually an electric. Guess it's more slender than it looks.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 1:39PM (Unverified) said
Silly me! I forgot that the Critic was referencing Quick Draw McGraw during that bit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RW0cApZOCs
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RW0cApZOCs
Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:33PM WiredKnight said
The cricket bat is awesome, but the crowbar is more of a classic for me.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:45PM corneliusm said
Why the lowly xbox tag? There ARE other platforms out there. Not trying to flame, I don't get why the PC tag is so underused on Joystiq.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:55PM TheDarkWayne said
if you arent trying to flame why call the xbox tag lowly?
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 2:27PM corneliusm said
I meant lonely. I guess that's why I got downvoted. Oh well...
Anyway, considering that MS will probably charge for the "free" L4D2 DLC as well, it's only natural to pick up the PC version this time around.
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Anyway, considering that MS will probably charge for the "free" L4D2 DLC as well, it's only natural to pick up the PC version this time around.
Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:46PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said
I must say all of them are quite appealing. How ever I can't deny that I will enjoy having a baton and shouting out "I AM THE LAW!" while I'm beating the shit out of a zombie.
:)
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:)
Posted: Sep 9th 2009 2:40PM ShadowRunner27 said
Half-Life 2 comes to mind with the baton - nothing like hearing a Combine whip one of those out before hearing...
PREPARE TO RECEIVE CIVIL JUDGEMENT.
D:
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PREPARE TO RECEIVE CIVIL JUDGEMENT.
D:
Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:47PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
Do you guys think it would be awesome if the next L4D game took place in the past? Western setting? Post WW2? 1920s? etc? Zombie Native Americans would be pretty sweet. Tomahawk melee weapons, zombie buffaloes, Pocahantas witches and all that.
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