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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:02PM so wrong said

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that's hilarious!

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:23PM TypeF said

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horny japanese people make great games!
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 2:10PM bakedbeans6 said

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that's "HIRRARIOUS"

^^^ fixed it for ya
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:03AM (Unverified) said

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lol.... mgs4 did this first but this is still pretty funny.
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Posted: Oct 26th 2009 11:29AM Morisato13 said

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That's racist!
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:06PM minerwilly said

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I am a 33 year old man I think this is absolutely dis.... BRILLIANT !

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:12PM Dark Archon PSN Archonik XBL Dar said

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I'm 12 years old and what is this?
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:22PM Uncle Jesse said

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I'm 6 months old and thirsty.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:27PM Kodros said

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How is that sexist?
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:08PM s ls said

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That's so sexiest and wrong

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:14PM (Unverified) said

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I hear to you can jiggle man parts too. I'm sure they were thinking of you.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:18PM (Unverified) said

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You're correct. It is the sexiest thing I've ever seen.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:35PM linebeginstoblur said

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It's VERY sexist and wrong.

Isn't it great? :D
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 1:50PM den69 said

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people complaining of sexism in computer games is exactly what is wrong with the world in this day and age
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:08PM carterk88 said

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Makes me wanna motorboat my controller!

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:09PM eat it said

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Let's all pray that they don't make a Wii version with waggle controls

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:28PM (Unverified) said

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I know it's so sexist! I mean the game design and team ninja have always portrayed their heroins in such a sophisticated and true to life manner.

Seriously!?!? If some people are worried about this game being sexist then maybe they shouldn't buy it. Make your stand, thats awsome; really it is, but I don't find this wrong more than I find it hi-larious.

I'm sure game companies could make games that are far more appropriate, but how many people would buy them? Not enough because it's not appealing. But I comment because I kid.

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:32PM MrSmiley1 said

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Are the making a special edition of this? If so, I bet the pack-in will be a bottle of lotion.

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:39PM eat it said

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maybe and attachment so you can put the controller on the back of your hand
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:28PM (Unverified) said

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Lol, that is hilarious. The guy even warned not to do it infront of your wife or gf. Good warning...unless, of course...they're into it too...

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 2:34PM Inspace2020 said

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And they wonder why women aren't flocking to be gamers...lol Don't get me wrong I love breast...no really I LOVE BREAST...but c'mon...this is so juvenile & perverted.

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 3:14PM eat it said

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maybe you should watch that video again
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:35PM MrSmiley1 said

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That should be "they" not "the." I guess I got a little excited.

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:37PM HeavyToka said

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That make getting this game even more worth it lol

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 5:25PM (Unverified) said

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Dude whats the name of the guy in your icon? I've been trying to remember the name of that game forever.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 9:46PM (Unverified) said

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Abe
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:23AM (Unverified) said

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@flamekid

its odd world i think
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 12:58PM (Unverified) said

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That's just low. It's the same retardation that made Naomi walk around without her shirt done up. I find it very sad and geeky. If you're gonna put sex in a game, do it God of War / The Witcher style i.e. do it properly. Not in some perverted way like this.

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 1:18PM (Unverified) said

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TECHNOLOGY WIN!

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 1:19PM JuanLovesHorror said

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I am sure the few female gamers that were getting this won't anymore.

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 1:20PM (Unverified) said

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Even that I got Gaiden 2 for the 360...

I'M SO TOTALLY GETTING THIS!

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 1:30PM makimak22 said

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Now I really wished xbox360 had sixaxis for D.O.A. Extreme Volleyball....

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 1:33PM deathxrebirth said

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Glad to see Itagaki's spirit still lives on in Team Ninja.

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 1:42PM Kattleox said

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Innovation my foot! You could make Rose jiggle in MGS4 during codec conversations by shaking the sixaxis. Further proof that Kojima is the source of all creativity and innovation: the only true muse of our time.

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 3:16PM eat it said

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I suppose you could shack sackboy's breasts too...if you gave him breasts
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 1:43PM (Unverified) said

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lol well that set gamers back a few years . worth it though lol

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 2:15PM (Unverified) said

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Eh.

On the one hand, it's fucking hilarious.

On the other hand, I can only show this to my best friend or else I'll look like a perv to everyone else.

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 2:22PM golobulus said

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it's like...it's like they're just waving hello...nice to meet you.

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 2:39PM Korwyn said

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wow they can be this creative with only the SIXAXIS, I can't wait to see how much more creative they can be with the PS3 motion control.

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 3:20PM JoshMilewski said

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That's pretty funny.

Good stuff.

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 5:10PM Kinjiro said

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There are only two things that drive technological innovation and that's war and sex.

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 5:42PM den69 said

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boob bouncing, only on ps3.

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 8:53PM chromekreeper said

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it can only do everything!

EVERYTHING
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 5:59PM Jakeybaby said

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Pretty sure MGS4 did this already (get rose on codec - shake shake shake) never the less, more games need this!

Posted: Sep 9th 2009 6:15PM JeiShi said

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Lol, I remember that one!!! I found that out and at the same time my friends were watch me play MGS4. Strange but fucking hilarious!!!!
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 7:36PM ptcamn said

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I think this is one of the stupidest uses of a control mechanic ever. My problem is not with what it does (the developer can add whatever they want to their game and you'll buy it or not) but in a way demeans the Sixaxis technology. Instead of developers using it to come up with interesting control mechanics they are applying it through geeky gimmicks that don't add nothing to the gameplay.

Since the launch of the PS3 the Sixaxis has been demonized- either as a gimmicky addition or a "copy" of Nintendo's controller. Interestingly, the Wii-mote was never characterized as gimmicky by those same people. Lair was used as the punching bag of how "bad Sixaxis controls are". Most reviews gave low scores specifically because it was a Sixaxis- only game. And to this day whenever a developer mentions they want to use the motion control functionality you will find a line in the article nodding to Lair as what to expect.

The reality is that Sixaxis controls are great and can be used creatively as shown in Killzone 2 with the bomb planting mechanic or the snipping controls (I honestly haven't been this good snipping as I have been with KZ2), the simple mechanics of High Velocity Bowling, the grenade throwing tilts of Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, or the inspiring controls of Flower. And to be fair Lair's mechanics work very well. It is true that there was a design failure- no standard controls were offered right off the bat to appease those weary of motion controls.

But the campaign against the Sixaxis won. The DualShock 3 replaced the name and suddenly even Sony stopped mentioning the capable hardware in the device. Less and less developers are using it including first party ones with the likes of Naughty Dog dropping the uses they so effectively introduced in the first Uncharted.

And it is a shame.

Posted: Sep 10th 2009 2:37AM Deadpool said

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Why so serious?

Oh, wait that's...that's not my line. Sorry! My line is.."Whoopiedeedoo!"...oh wait that's Adam Sandlers line. Crap...
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 8:17PM fakeplasticball said

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Awesome!

I mean objectifying women is bad. very bad

But SIXAXIS is Great!

Posted: Sep 10th 2009 3:13PM Betogalado said

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thats ridiculous!!!
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