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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 11:19PM Special Agent Steve said

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So, what happens if Afterlife fails miserably?
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 11:22PM ArchiGamer said

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We, kill the series with a headshot?
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 11:24PM Kif said

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You know something horrifying's just going to grow out from the stump.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 11:48PM WiredKnight said

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You mean like RE3?
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:11AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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You know, I love RE3, it was a huge part of my childhood, but I also noticed at a very young age that the place was designed by a crazed Rude Goldberg. For instance.

Racoon City had, for some odd reason, an automated statue with a place for a compass which also doubled as a switch for electrified water spouts to protect a book which - when given to the statue - turned and opened to reveal... a car battery. They had gates controlled by clocks that functioned only when gems were inserted, and those gems were for some reason kept in locked boxes in the police station. The bell tower could only be rung by correctly aligning three different clocks in three different portraits using three different colored rocks.

I'd keep going, but I think I've made my point. But yeah, don't make fun of Resident Evil 3.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:25AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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Oh, wait, did you mean the movie or the game? 'Cause that would have been a pretty good movie, too.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:36AM Mmmmz said

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If it fails they can point to the reboot as a good thing and a time to get things right. If it succeeds they can point to it being a good thing because interest is rejuvenated for the new take.

If the Batman series could get away with it, what 3 or 4 times, I'm sure they can get away with it with RE. After all, those fans are more scary to deal with than RE ones. RE movie fans that is...
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:40AM WiredKnight said

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Oh, yes, I was referring to RE3 the movie failing miserably. I'd take any of the games over any of the movies any day.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 1:13AM (Unverified) said

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If you call $147 Million worldwide failing miserably, I hate to see what it takes to be a success in your eyes....
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 4:48AM WiredKnight said

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@Fargus

Money's great, but did you actually watch a movie?

Yes, it was a failure.

Oh, I'm sorry, yes they were successful in making money off of a god-awful train-wreck of a movie, effectively cheating RE fans who still had reasonable expectations for even a halfway decent RE film.

Also, $147 million? You think that's really successful? Even such gems as Ace Ventura 2, Constantine, and even Kindergarten Cop earned more than that.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 4:48AM WiredKnight said

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*watch the movie
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 11:22PM RyogaVee said

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A reboot?
It has not even been 10 years.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 11:23PM RobS the 3rd said

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You think that will stop them?
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 11:28PM Brother Unit No 4 said

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Reboots are the new thing in Hollywood.

Hulk got a reboot.

Star Trek got a reboot.

Superman may get one.

Fantastic Four is getting one.

The question is why would they use the plot of the first film?
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 11:45PM ArchiGamer said

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I think Michael would rather be blown up into little pieces.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 11:47PM Kyogissun said

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IT wouldn't be just any explosion...

It'd be a MICHAEL BA-BA-BA-BLAM!!! EXPLOSION!!!!11!1!

KABOOM, SPLOOM, BANG, POW!

MICHAEL BA BA BA BLAM! KABOOSH!

MICHAEL BAYSPLOSION!!!

...Sorry. Done now.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 11:51PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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"Transformers needs a reboot.
Michael Bay needs to be shot."

Oh this, fucking this. Transformers 2 was such a goddamn travesty. I'd really like someone who actually has respect for the franchise to attempt a Transformers film.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 11:57PM HighFiveJesus said

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at rells009

WHAT?

they just had a superman movie and fantastic 4 movies not less than 4 years ago or so. they just had those reboots.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:00AM WiredKnight said

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And wasn't Batman Begins a reboot? Or does that just qualify as a prequel?
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:12AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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@Phil
"MABASPLOOM!"
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:23AM RyogaVee said

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Transformers 2 made $300+ million. Crap or not, BAYSPLOSION is laughing all the way to the bank.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:26AM hsol said

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Batman Begins is what started the whole reboot trend in Hollywood. Every time I hear about a reboot, I hear Batman Begins mentioned along with it, even from the filmmakers. Instead of calling it a reboot they should just say they're BBing it.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:39AM WiredKnight said

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@Jason

And Transformers 1 wasn't?
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:43AM Sly C said

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"Superman may get one."

another one? didn't they JUST reboot it a couple years ago?
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 11:27PM Shignami said

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I don't think I've ever slept as good as I have attempting to watch the first Resident Evil movie.

Here's to another peaceful night in 2012
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:44AM Sly C said

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no cause i graduate in 2012. i'll never make it to college if the world ends then.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 11:29PM No Kill Tayler said

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Maybe they'll follow the story of the game afterall?
(sans resident evil 5)
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 11:35PM RyogaVee said

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As far as I'm concerned Hulk was NOT a rebook, they just changed actors and continued where they left off. If Hulk is a reboot then so is Batman Forever.

Star Trek, reboot, maybe, but more along the lines of a prequel.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:09AM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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Star Trek was a reboot by virtue of the time travel causing an alternate timeline to appear. It was a really cool way to do it because it's as if there's an alternate dimension instead of erasing any previous Star Trek history.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:13AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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Yeah, it's justified denial of canon.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:37AM KinseySS said

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Star Trek was a cop out imo. The whole time travel was really lame especially when Enterprise was canceled cause of all the time travel crap that was going on and lost interest in viewers.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:45AM Sly C said

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ryoga is right about hulk. considering bruce is already the hulk at the beginning at the movie, and already in hiding from the US military, it can't be considered a reboot.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 11:50PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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I was recently watching I am Legend and during the scene where Will Smith is looking for his dog in the abandoned building, I was thinking that if they ever remade Resident Evil that's the way they should do it. Have like one or two characters trapped in some building filled with zombies and have it be creepy as hell.


Of course they won't do that and odds are the remake will be another, really stupid action film.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:13AM Chibi Chaingun said

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Like the first game. Crew locked in zombie mansion.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:15AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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Zombies + Kung Fu = Do Not Want.
And while I'm on the topic.
Nemesis + Teary Moment of Humanity = Do Not Want.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:46AM Sly C said

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i am legend was a surprisingly good movie. the ending was a bit anticlimactic, but still, very good. i never actually got sad at the death of an animal until i saw that movie. poor little dog...
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 2:20AM GuineaRabbit343 said

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It took three tries, but with I Am Legend, they finally managed to make a decent movie version out of the original story.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2009 11:52PM den69 said

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STOP CALLING THESE FILMS 'RESIDENT EVIL'
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:11AM GuineaRabbit343 said

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Maybe this time they'll use the characters from the ACTUAL GAME in the movie, as opposed to characters and a story that had nothing to do with the game.

Also, hand the job to a real director this time, not to some no-talent horror director like Paul W. S. Anderson.

Maybe you can even get George Romero to do it the way he wanted to do it the first time around. But no, the stupid twit movie studio heads decided to go with Paul W. S. Anderson instead of a horror film legend like Romero.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:15AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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I think legends are expensive, Rabbit.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:37AM WiredKnight said

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Jill Valentine and Claire Redfield don't count?
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 2:15AM GuineaRabbit343 said

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If I remember correctly, Jill wasn't included until the second movie. Claire wasn't included until the third. They were basically cardboard cut-outs intended to pay lip service and didn't resemble their original video game counterparts much at all.

And don't give me that shit about Sony not having the money to afford George Romero, who has done a lot of excellent films on what was basically an indie budget. George Romero had a good script already written that included the game's characters and story, but the Sony movie execs decided to go with a bland moviemaker (Paul W.S. Anderson) who promised them that he would churn out a bland horror movie that would appeal to the idiots that make up most of the general population. In other words, Hollywood as usual.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 5:26PM WiredKnight said

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Yea I thought you were referring to all the movies, not just the first one. I'm kind of okay with them not having actual game characters in the movies, it makes it easier to separate them, quarantine, if you will. Better that they make awful movies with original characters than ruin the stories of preexisting, well known characters.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 12:48AM firerock said

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The only reason I still watch Resident Evil was Milla. Yes, she is aging, but w/out her and reboot, count me out.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 6:17AM (Unverified) said

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She represents one of the main problems of the series.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 2:33AM (Unverified) said

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It'd make far too much sense to go with the storyline of the games. I'd LOVE to see the first game made into a movie. Why is it so hard for producers to give fans EXACTLY what they want?
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 3:37AM (Unverified) said

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For the love of god, just stop why you're ahead.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 10:16AM Chibi Chaingun said

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Ahead? Lol. At this point they have nothing to lose... All the RE gamers know to stay away from the movies already.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 7:18AM mcarage said

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I liked the movies for being stupid action movies and probably because they didn't try to be a video game movie. So I wouldn't be surprised when they actually try the movies will turn out even worse.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2009 8:15AM (Unverified) said

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They should take a look at Degeneration. It was undeniably the best movie to carry the Resident Evil title, as it didn't change any of the already existing characters, and stuck to the established story. These movies just take the concept and recreate it with a few familiar names.
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