French prisoner snakes past guards in cardboard box
by Ben Gilbert 
{ Sep 11th 2009 at 2:15AM }
In 2004, Treiber was accused of murdering French actor Roland Giraud's daughter, Geraldine, as well as her friend Katia Lherbier. Giraud calls the escape an "avowal" of Treiber's guilt, while Treiber's lawyer says it may be an indication of his client's absence of faith in the justice system. Either way, one thing's for sure: We either need fewer cardboard boxes in European prisons or more prison guards with suspiciously narrow vision cones.
[Via Kotaku]
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SpyderTaco (PSN: Ar4chNova89) @ Sep 11th 2009 2:17AM
Sounds like a good porno.
MystileArmor @ Sep 11th 2009 2:33AM
YOU sound like a good porno!!
CheeziePotato @ Sep 11th 2009 2:49AM
SpyderTaco, I want to tell you something.... whoops gotta go
Justin @ Sep 11th 2009 2:20AM
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grimm @ Sep 11th 2009 2:22AM
What was that noise?
Markez @ Sep 11th 2009 2:27AM
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MystileArmor @ Sep 11th 2009 2:32AM
!?
CheeziePotato @ Sep 11th 2009 2:49AM
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Michael @ Sep 11th 2009 2:52AM
Must of been the wind...
BananaBoat @ Sep 11th 2009 3:52AM
"Aww look, Bob is sleeping in that red snow pile. How cute"
XBL: xGeneral DEATHx PSN: Deeth82 @ Sep 11th 2009 6:43AM
Should've used a shrubbery instead.
borland502 (SDF Macross) @ Sep 11th 2009 8:31AM
Hmm, it's just a box.
Papa Midnight @ Sep 11th 2009 8:50AM
Hmm...
M.Garvey @ Sep 11th 2009 9:49AM
"Hey...what's with the box?!"
ripslymemc @ Sep 11th 2009 1:45PM
Huh?!
Must've been my imagination.
Mr. Manly ESC Mcbeefington Ferguson The Second @ Sep 11th 2009 2:41PM
What are you doing with that ketchup?
JizzyB @ Sep 11th 2009 7:42PM
I guess the guards must have feel asleep!!
why not the LS2LS7? @ Sep 11th 2009 2:23AM
That picture reminds me of "Prisoner of War" for Xbox. Good game.
why not the LS2LS7? @ Sep 11th 2009 11:32AM
What the hell is wrong with you people? I'm not allowed to like Prisoner of War?
Llythe @ Sep 11th 2009 3:33PM
I guess because you had no metal gear references in your comment.
[ArchiGamer] @ Sep 11th 2009 2:24AM
Fool me once shame on you, fool me six or seven times shame on me.
draco @ Sep 11th 2009 8:53AM
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
Nytrojen @ Sep 11th 2009 2:29AM
"did that box just fart?!?!"
B3astofthe3ast @ Sep 11th 2009 2:31AM
I wonder if Kojima feels responsible that a murderer is back out on the streets, using methods that his own character used...
The Baron @ Sep 11th 2009 8:05AM
Probably not. Hiding in boxes has probably been around since before.. well, not before boxes.
Purple Haze @ Sep 11th 2009 2:33AM
His name had to be Jean-Pierre, didn't it?
Cloud_ST @ Sep 11th 2009 3:52AM
You mean,there are other names in France besides Jean?????..and...Napoleon????
Brazell @ Sep 11th 2009 9:10AM
@Cloud_ST Shame on you, Napoleon wasn't from France.
Akiba @ Sep 11th 2009 11:15AM
Course he was. Only from Corsica.
DWells55 @ Sep 11th 2009 2:33AM
Hard to believe that this actually works.
Aurailious @ Sep 11th 2009 2:40AM
Better than using a rock pick, that would have taken years and he would have to deal with Morgan Freeman as a prison smuggler.
Nick the Hero of Canton @ Sep 11th 2009 2:55AM
Are you implying that Morgan Freeman is anything short of amazing?
sonicspike41 @ Sep 11th 2009 3:04AM
I think Morgan Freeman wouldn't be too good with prison escape. He'd start narrating the whole thing, and I'd just get lost in his voice and end up getting caught.
Tyger @ Sep 11th 2009 3:16AM
Apparently nobody's seen Shawshank Redemption.
"Why do they call you Red?", "Probably because I'm Irish."
DJMayhem @ Sep 11th 2009 3:44AM
Great, now all I can think of is Andy Dufresne talking to Red over codec.
"Andy, use the Triangle button to dig!"
(nice reference, btw)
makimak22 @ Sep 11th 2009 2:45AM
The next guy has to use an oil drum....
CheeziePotato @ Sep 11th 2009 2:46AM
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&rew @ Sep 11th 2009 3:09AM
brb, off to go commit a crime spree in Europe, then escape with a box.
Phil @ Sep 11th 2009 3:25AM
It's just a box....
BPMOmega [XBL, PSN, Steam] @ Sep 11th 2009 3:39AM
Everything always happens last Tuesday.
Also, France has prisons?!
Jrinswand @ Sep 11th 2009 9:56AM
Why wouldn't France have prisons?
F1: Basu Gasu Bakuhatsu @ Sep 11th 2009 1:45PM
They're usually to cowardly to commit crime. Look at G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra and how all those French people panzied out as soon as the Eiffel Tower started to melt. Shameful.
Cloud_ST @ Sep 11th 2009 4:00AM
Just wait till they start selling the Tank boxes.
mietha CAG @ Sep 11th 2009 4:58AM
I'm just trying to figure out how you "construct" a cardboard box that blends in with, oh, say, anything?
rawrawrawr @ Sep 11th 2009 5:07AM
I do like the idea of a prisoner's workshop in which people get to construct, of all things, cardboard boxes.
Derick @ Sep 11th 2009 12:53PM
I wondered this as well. It sounds like he constructed a cardboard box that was able to hold his weight too. That's a sturdy goddam cardboard box.
Jester Bee @ Sep 11th 2009 5:55PM
If it weren't for the fact that he's a wanted criminal I'd say get this man a job at a cardboard box company! My computer box ripped my first day but this guy made one that supported himself!
danthaman15 @ Sep 15th 2009 8:17AM
Jack Thompson would jump on top of this.
Ucial @ Sep 11th 2009 7:11AM
pretty much sums up the french, épais que la merde de porc
Jrinswand @ Sep 11th 2009 9:57AM
I used Altavista Babelfish to translate what you said and I got "thick that shit of pig." Are you sure you know what you're talking about?