Excel: What's wrong with it?
Us: We've never doubted your number-crunching capabilities before, but ...
Excel: Well, when a number increases from 1,040 to 151,783, that's an upshot of 14,494 percent.
Us: Listen! Listen to yourself. Do you even know what "per cent" means? It means "out of 100," or something. That number is impossible.
Excel: Where did you learn math? Or Latin, for that matter?
Us: Um, college?
Excel: Human college?
Us: Yes.
Excel: That's cute. I was born in a math factory.
Us: Is that where you learned how to love? Oh, that's right. You can't. Man, this is awkward.
Excel: We're done here.
- PS3: 151,783
150,743 (14,494.52%) - DSi: 60,419
538 (0.90%)- PSP: 22,184
3,897 (14.94%)- Wii: 21,557
3,481 (13.90%)- DS Lite: 8,309
1,005 (13.76%)- Xbox 360: 6,827
427 (5.89%)- PS2: 3,001
178 (5.60%)[Source: Media Create]
See: The unloving archives
