We're starting to think the industry should be milking you for as much of your money as it can simply because you cannot, apparently, be trusted with it.
Dude actually collects $3,000 to fly Gabe Newell to Australia
by Justin McElroy 
on Sep 14th 2009 1:00PM
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We're starting to think the industry should be milking you for as much of your money as it can simply because you cannot, apparently, be trusted with it.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:10PM (Unverified) said
SpyderTaco ..best video of all time, really?
Guess sex really does sell.
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Guess sex really does sell.
Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:11PM SecretAgentHam said
kanye reference.
obviously someone didnt get it. i LOL'd
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obviously someone didnt get it. i LOL'd
Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:11PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
No one on the corner have the swagger like Gabe
swagger like Gabe
swagger swagger like Gabe
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swagger like Gabe
swagger swagger like Gabe
Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:13PM (Unverified) said
..goddammit.
This is what happens when I don't have my coffee :(
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This is what happens when I don't have my coffee :(
Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:14PM StormEagle said
Well done Spyder, well done. Way to keep up wit' da times.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:24PM The Nth Doctor said
Kanye West is going to be left for dead if the Taylor Swift Defense Force has anything to say about it.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:29PM (Unverified) said
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l195/silent_killer_vincent/funny%20stuff/Interuptinggabenewell.jpg
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:44PM darkinchworm said
I think I prefer the "doesn't care about black people" meme myself, but oh, Kanye's amusing.
For being a bitch, that is. Or maybe because of that.
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For being a bitch, that is. Or maybe because of that.
Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:56PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the sin----who am I kidding, this is Joystiq.com.
Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh
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All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the sin----who am I kidding, this is Joystiq.com.
Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh
Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:25PM TheDarkWayne said
that was so awesome Spyder, perfect execution. 10/10
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 3:31PM I am a machineee said
Was I downvoted for a subtle breakage of rules 1 and 2, or you ACTUALLY thought I meant eBaum's?
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:11PM (Unverified) said
It only works if you're an important person.
In this case..
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In this case..
Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:36PM Courtney said
A donor list would actually be interesting, as I'm curious if Valve did front any of the money just for the press. A couple of grand is chump change for some good, funny karma in the gaming press.
Hell, just took another look at his blog, it looks like he did post every single donation made. Only a few were north of $100.
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Hell, just took another look at his blog, it looks like he did post every single donation made. Only a few were north of $100.
Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:30PM NinjaJesus said
But no promises had been broken yet. They never once said they would stop making shit for the original L4D...a bunch of jackasses just assumed...and we all know what you get when you assume...
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:07PM ColorblindMonk said
A man deserves that much respect for handing out free DLC for everyone to enjoy.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:07PM Toop said
"We're starting to think the industry should be milking you for as much of your money as it can simply because you cannot, apparently, be trusted with it."
Lmao, I guess this is true. This is just too funny/ridiculous/awesome I'm just glad its happening. Now I just hope the video footage is just as off the wall as the original idea.
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Lmao, I guess this is true. This is just too funny/ridiculous/awesome I'm just glad its happening. Now I just hope the video footage is just as off the wall as the original idea.
Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:08PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said
Curses and Drats their plan to help delay episode 3 is working. Can you not see gabe has to work in his chambers that look like black mesa.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:12PM (Unverified) said
This is all just an elaborate scheme by the actual Left 4 Dead 2 boycotters. When Jabba Newell leaves his hut and flies off to Australia, they're going to sabotage Valve headquarters. In the face of such danger and with their leader far away, the Valve employees will just run around with their arms up in the air like so many spineless Grunts when their Elite leader dies. IT'S BRILLIANT!!!
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:07PM JXCGunrunna said
star wars was good and all but LoTR was one of the best movie ever.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:11PM (Unverified) said
No, you're not.
C'mon, you gotta carry your weight.
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C'mon, you gotta carry your weight.
Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:27PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
This thread has a TON of laughs.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:44PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
@ chrisredfield31
You're doing it wrong.
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You're doing it wrong.
Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:12PM StormEagle said
Quick! Everyone rally around me to raise $5000 for....umm....my.....yeah!
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