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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:34PM xSFx said

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Really? This is the best Activision can do in the face of a superior game?

"Welp, it's got the world record in... stuff. Guess I'd better buy it because it's obviously better." I was really hoping for some actual competition between the two rhythm games.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:40PM (Unverified) said

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What the hell?

b-cuz organizes the giness book of wrld records, rite?
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:34PM (Unverified) said

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Guitar Hero 6 and 7 come out next month anyway...
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:38PM Hafk said

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If you are going to make a milking joke, you should atleast be proper. Major numbered releases are yearly, not bi-yearly or monthly.

Now, GH: Smash Hits Turbo HD Hyper Fighter Remix Rock the 80s Edition would have been a much better joke.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:40PM Shmil said

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oh snap
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:02PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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What did the five fingers, say to the face?

SLAP!
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:42PM leemahi said

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like our american tv shows catch on in other countries and become super popular and gets localized, guitar hero is the rest of the worlds super sensation. it'll take the europeans another 2 or 3 years to get bored of it, much like how japans ddr has faded.
i expect activision is gonna be raking it in the next coming years
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:35PM Dark Archon PSN Archonik XBL Dar said

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How do we contact someone at Guinness?
Let's try to set a new record for the amount of apathy condensed in a single point of the internet towards a newly set world record.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:40PM Dark Archon PSN Archonik XBL Dar said

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A record
for the Haiku
I wrote now.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:59PM Geist said

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This is a haiku.
5-7-5 you dummy.
You have failed at life.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 5:40PM Lukeyo said

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Epic haiku thread
Incoming huge upvote chain?
or I'll just look dumb.
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Posted: Sep 15th 2009 11:27AM Tephlon said

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Is it just me Geist, or do I count 6 syllables in your last line?

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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:35PM Hafk said

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I love GH5...but why is there a world record for this?

When am I going to get a world record for being the only person to be Hafkie?

Send the check in the mail. "kthxbye"
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:37PM Dark Archon PSN Archonik XBL Dar said

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Unfortunately, they don't pay you for setting a world record.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:36PM Iroquois said

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Celebrate?
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:38PM Giroro said

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"largest number of participants to play in a single Guitar Hero session over a 24-hour period."
That's a little too specific to be considered a world record; its more of a publicity stunt

I think I hold the world record for "Most times refreshing Joystiq on a Monday morning while wearing a fedora and running off battery power on an HP notebook.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:39PM TRTX said

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Remember back in the day when World Records used to mean something? Nowadays it's all about being the first person to arbitraily glue four things together to make a new category.

"Most bananas eaten in a 24 hour period while wearing a blindfold and tied to a unicycle peddled by an albino rhino....(Male)"
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:42PM darkinchworm said

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I barely remember it. Barely.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:43PM The Pork said

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Agreed.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:54PM HighFiveJesus said

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Big Black holds the only notable banana eating record anyhow.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:03PM The Pie Pieper said

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Agree, they are going through these things like they were water,
Especially for video games.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:04PM MatisyahuSerious said

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"Remember back in the day when World Records used to mean something? "

like being the fattest twins to ride minibikes? hell yeah, represent, T!
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:17PM (Unverified) said

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no.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:22PM profeteer said

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I remember in elementary reading about records that were at least interesting, if not actual feats. Guinness must be under new management...

Seems like they advocate terrorism, too:
http://failblog.org/2009/07/13/omg-u-fail-so-hard/
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 4:02PM MPTownes said

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Uh, excuse me, but I actually own the record for "Most bananas eaten in a 24 hour period while wearing a blindfold and tied to a unicycle peddled by an albino rhino....(Female)".
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 4:08PM TRTX said

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@ Matisyahu: That record was just "fattest twins". The minibikes were just part of the image.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:39PM Hafk said

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That doesn't mean YOU can't send me money. Now come on now, get to it!
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:40PM (Unverified) said

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Guitar Hero is nice and all, but Beyonce had the best video of all time.

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l195/silent_killer_vincent/funny%20stuff/gh5_091409copy.jpg


(I'm sorry, I couldn't resist)
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:53PM (Unverified) said

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XD
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:55PM (Unverified) said

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can i see ur folder was ur pass cuz u edit that pic real fast
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:58PM MystileArmor said

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i cant speell nor can i tayp a coheraant line
but atleast me doez it
all in rhyme
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:59PM (Unverified) said

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already old... Spyder_Taco beat you in the gabe newell news thread.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:01PM (Unverified) said

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I don't have the original pic in my folder, I just used A PSD of Kanye that I cut out. I can give it to you in JPEG if you want...

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l195/silent_killer_vincent/funny%20stuff/Kanyecopy.jpg


Will that work?
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 4:04PM MPTownes said

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Don't discriminate against him just because he's a Bizarro, Mystile.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:42PM (Unverified) said

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thanks for referencing one of the most confusing books to read, I read it two years ago, and I will never forget it...
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:03PM MatisyahuSerious said

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book, eh?
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:48PM shadowhowl1900 said

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wow, they are coming up with all kinds of records to beat.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:51PM MystileArmor said

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No Montagues or Capulets Just bangin' tunes in DJ sets. And dirty dancefloors
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:52PM MystileArmor said

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and dreams of naughtiness.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:02PM oOWallaceOo said

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I said I bet that you look good on the dance floor
I don't know if you're looking for romance or...
Don't know what you're looking for
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:52PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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I hold the Guinness world record for not giving a shit about the Guitar Hero franchise.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:58PM Dark Archon PSN Archonik XBL Dar said

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Whoa, that's a very nice record. Can I hold it for you?
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:04PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Only if you can prove that you give less shit about GH than I do.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 1:52PM (Unverified) said

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ciao belli
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:04PM Bowser Rogozhin said

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I guess this is the only respite Italians have from their societal woes. But of all genres, Simon Says?
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:18PM Mazrael said

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I watched the Jess/IGN video for GH5 on Inside Xbox.. the bulk of the improvements were just copy/paste from Rock Band 2..
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:18PM MarkezJM said

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Va' dove ti porta il cuore, Italia! A ti piace GH5!!!
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:32PM Stix Remix said

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Oh Guinness....

Someone needs to give them the world record for fastest fall from actual accomplishments to disappointing stunts.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:40PM MystileArmor said

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I don't know, but as long as they keep making that delicious beer they can do whatever the fuck.
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Posted: Sep 14th 2009 2:39PM (Unverified) said

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They were initially going for the record of "most Italian virgins gathered in one place for 24 hours," and they just happened to set this record by accident.
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