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Posted: Sep 15th 2009 10:24PM AdamSpruijt said

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Hole shit, and cars!!! And you can still drive them. I just crapped my pants.
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Posted: Sep 15th 2009 10:37PM AdamSpruijt said

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Darn, didn't work, but it's cool that things bounce off of the mirror.
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Posted: Sep 15th 2009 11:24PM (Unverified) said

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The mirror is a good defence against Medusa though. (Seriously)
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Posted: Sep 16th 2009 1:59PM tensider said

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Does "mirror" reflect "shrink ray"? I keep meaning to try that one.

My favorites so far:
teleporter
singularity
tractor beam
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Posted: Sep 16th 2009 7:48PM mattcoz said

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Ha, I pulled up shrink ray for a level where the starite was in a tunnel I couldn't get into, but I couldn't shoot myself with it. :p
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Posted: Sep 15th 2009 10:55PM (Unverified) said

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If you give someone morphine they'll fall asleep.

Posted: Sep 15th 2009 11:11PM yerand said

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clone makes u with a blue rooster hat... :)

Posted: Sep 16th 2009 12:03AM jasenj1 said

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Also, you can select your language. I believe the US game supports English, Spanish, French, and Portuguese. So multiply 22,000+ by four. I haven't tried other languages while playing in English, yet.

Posted: Sep 16th 2009 12:10AM STiger said

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THAT'S A DEATHNOTE IN HIS HANDS, QUICK, STOP HIM

Posted: Sep 16th 2009 12:20AM WAldenIV said

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Try throwing a silver bullet at a werewolf.

Posted: Sep 16th 2009 12:30AM (Unverified) said

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22,000 words is cool, but unfortunately a large amount of words are obviously just doodads that they threw in there that have the same properties/graphics of like 100 other things. A lot of them are just dissapointing, like spawning an RC car then trying to use a remote control to control it. No dice.

That being said, there are still plenty of words which are hilarious and fun.

Try spawning God and then an Atheist beside him.

As a game, it's so so. You can usually brute force your way through puzzles by just spawning God to kill everything and then just rocket shipping around. The best way to play is to impose self restrictions like "only things starting with T". Hilarity ensues.

Posted: Sep 16th 2009 2:20AM Cam86 said

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I was disappointed to see the game didn't recognize taser when I wanted to give one to the policeman.

Posted: Sep 16th 2009 9:15AM (Unverified) said

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That was actually my first choice too. I think Taser is actually a brand name though...just not sure what the generic name would be.

For that same level I ended up giving the cop a walkie talkie and the fireman an axe...no dice. When I gave the Chef a knife though I got the starite. Still not sure which one failed originally...but I'm guessing cops don't use Walkie Talkies.
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Posted: Sep 16th 2009 9:51AM (Unverified) said

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Taser, like Jell-o, is a brand name. Stun gun works, and it also works for that puzzle. I solved that puzzle by giving both the cop and the chef a donut.
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Posted: Sep 16th 2009 9:53AM original fred said

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try "handheld radio" maybe?
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Posted: Sep 16th 2009 10:02AM (Unverified) said

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The walkie talkie was actually created and looked right. It just didn't seem to do the trick for solving the puzzle.
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Posted: Sep 16th 2009 2:52AM Even Adder said

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The Roc is my vehicle of choice.

Posted: Sep 16th 2009 5:57AM Bones3D said

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I suspected the list was incomplete or outdated. There's actually a few words on the list which now appear to have been deprecated and are no longer in the game.

On the other hand, perhaps 5th Cell isn't just looking out for themselves here...

Check out the back cover of your instruction manual and you'll find an ad for a strategy guide. I kinda feel sorry for anyone who thought they'd make a killing off the strategy guides after the game received so much hype in the last few months, though. (Trust me, I've personally seen where such strategy guides go to die when they don't sell. Let's just say an industrial sized paper shredder is quite a sight to behold while in action...)

Posted: Sep 16th 2009 6:21AM (Unverified) said

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"industrial sized paper shredder" now I have youtube that and see if its in the game as well lol.
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Posted: Sep 16th 2009 8:10AM MarkyB86 said

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I just bought a DSi to play this last night and this game is frigging amazing. There was a level with trolls and I thought they were "Ogre's" so I summomed Ogre to fight them and it makes a huge man, and he kills everything. This game is great!

Posted: Sep 16th 2009 10:04AM (Unverified) said

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My girlfriend got mad at me when I fed Monorail Cat to Cthulu.

It's so awesome to be able to write that sentence......

Posted: Sep 16th 2009 1:56PM tensider said

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The game did not understand the word "hillock". I wanted a hill, but not as large as the one created when you simply type "hill". "Ramp" served my purposes, however.



Posted: Sep 16th 2009 2:53PM (Unverified) said

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I gave my cop a donut! lol. This game is a riot. I was working on 1.11 last night and kept asking my husband how can I kill a bee. Fire he told me thats what I did as a kid...and then ok tell me another way to kill a bee, lol.

The Piranha i putting a big animal in their. I figured it would either take him along time to eat the animal or the animal would eat the piranha - elephant, bear, moose etc. so much fun!!

Posted: Sep 16th 2009 9:20PM (Unverified) said

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I gave my cop a donut too!

Eagle kills two birds with one stone, so to speak. He'll kill your bee and your piranha.
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Posted: Sep 16th 2009 3:45PM mrln said

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In the level with the megalodon, I couldn't figure out how to kill it.
Then I dropped a generator in the water. Pwned!

By the way, "peg" is not in the game. Stake is, but peg is not.

Posted: Sep 16th 2009 3:47PM TheOtherJames said

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I have to say that I'm disappointed in this game. I glued a piece of buttered toast to a cat and dropped it...IT DID NOT FLOAT!

Posted: Sep 16th 2009 6:46PM (Unverified) said

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type building and then tap the building, out pops a Donald Trump type character.

Posted: Sep 17th 2009 10:42PM (Unverified) said

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I have to say I was most impressed when I tried Keyboard Cat and Leeroy Jenkins and they were actually there.

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