If you're one of those people who judges the value of games based on numerological qualifiers, you'll be pleased to know that a few print publications have had their Uncharted 2 review scores posted online. Surprising nobody, PlayStation: The Official Magazine (which features Nate Drake on its upcoming October issue) awarded the game a perfect 5 out of 5 score and wreathed it with the magazine's monthly "Editor's Choice" award.
However, French publication PSM3 really went above and beyond with the accolades, giving the game a score of 21 ... out of 20. The mag summed up the game with a single word: "M-O-N-S-T-R-E-U-X!!!" According to the understanding we gleaned during our one semester of French tutoring, this can be translated to mean, "my strudel!" Impossible math and random pastry shout-outs? Man, French game reviews are weird.
Reader Comments (64)
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 11:35AM Rob Liv said
Do you have a copy of uncharted 2?
Oh yes. Issa very nice-a.
May I see it?
No, you are English types.
Oh yes. Issa very nice-a.
May I see it?
No, you are English types.
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 11:35AM Dirty said
There is no question if this game is going to be good, if not amazing. But will it be better than Batman for GOTY. Who would have thought I would say something like that?
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 12:13PM (Unverified) said
My hopes are high right now but between Batman, Drakes and MW2... Just going by the fan base, MW2 will probably take it. Which makes me mad because other great games like Valkyria Chronicles get completely overlooked lol
I try to keep my expectations low due to past burns *CoughCoughKaneAndLynchCough* but it's tough with all the positive press the game get's as of late. (I actually passed on Uncharted until I played it at a friends place lol)
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I try to keep my expectations low due to past burns *CoughCoughKaneAndLynchCough* but it's tough with all the positive press the game get's as of late. (I actually passed on Uncharted until I played it at a friends place lol)
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 12:16PM (Unverified) said
Not many games that are exclusive get goty. I am trying to figure out if I can think of a goty that was exclusive during the wii, 360, and ps3 era. I dont care about goty and dont follow it, only reason why I know who won is because of this website. Maybe gears 1 or mgs 4 got it when they came out. If they didnt dont you think they should of. I remember call of duty 4, fallout 3, and i think gta 4. If i am wrong please correct me so i know :).
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Posted: Sep 15th 2009 11:38AM Bobthebuilder said
Uncharted 2 is cool and all but beyonce... Oh never mind.
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 11:54AM Bobthebuilder said
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 3:06PM kentuckyfried said
What are you guys talking about? The video's already been pulled...
All I know is, the guy sitting across from me has the radio blaring, and the talk show host is discussing who's chunkier...Rihanna or Beyonce.
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All I know is, the guy sitting across from me has the radio blaring, and the talk show host is discussing who's chunkier...Rihanna or Beyonce.
Posted: Sep 16th 2009 11:13PM (Unverified) said
More like that Beyonce video became one of the greatest of all time before we even knew it amirite?
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Posted: Sep 15th 2009 11:39AM (Unverified) said
My strudel XD im goin to use that phrase for a bit now lol
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 11:46AM Platoesq said
Going to go try my GS pre-order code right now...
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 11:49AM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said
still can't get over that 21/20 score....lol..
Cant wait for the game tho
Cant wait for the game tho
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 12:08PM Brother Unit No 4 said
^^^
It allows for more precise scoring and gives your more wiggle room to drop points due to graphics or story and have the game still have a solid rating.
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It allows for more precise scoring and gives your more wiggle room to drop points due to graphics or story and have the game still have a solid rating.
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 12:52PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said
hell they might as well just score it on a scale of 100...lol
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Posted: Sep 15th 2009 3:07PM kentuckyfried said
MONSTREUX!
That's going to be my replacement for ftw!
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That's going to be my replacement for ftw!
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 11:52AM (Unverified) said
My Strudel ?! lol the word was MONSTRUEUX and it means AWESOME :D
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 11:52AM (Unverified) said
You forgot 1 letter. They meant "monstrueux"
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 2:19PM (Unverified) said
so excited... i should probably play though this first one real quick on crushing to knock out that platinum already
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 11:54AM pd771 said
As much I am an PS3 and Uncharted fanboy, let's wait until the non-Sony mags review this. It might be that good, but a 21/20 doesn't seem unbiased.
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 12:11PM Brother Unit No 4 said
Just because it's a Sony only mag doesn't mean they're afraid to be honest.
That said the 21 out of 20 IS a wee bit much.
I'm sure the game will average somewhere between 8.5 and 9.0.
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That said the 21 out of 20 IS a wee bit much.
I'm sure the game will average somewhere between 8.5 and 9.0.
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 11:54AM adolson said
Maybe it's backwards - 20/21.
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 11:55AM (Unverified) said
I think it will be great and all, but how can anyone take that place seriously? I'm not even counting the fact that it's a console-exclusive mag (or that they're french :P), but anyone who makes a mockery of their own scale can't be taken seriously.
I'll wait for the real reviews.
I'll wait for the real reviews.
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 11:57AM (Unverified) said
I am sure they wrote "MONSTRUEUX" and not "MONSTREUX"
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 12:02PM (Unverified) said
This reminds me of "Everyday French with Pierre Escargot"..
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Posted: Sep 15th 2009 12:14PM Brother Unit No 4 said
In other news, Ars has a pretty solid review of GT Portable.
http://arstechnica.com/gaming/reviews/2009/09/gran-turismo-psp-review-portable-racing-grows-up.ars
C'mon Joystiq! Get in the game.
http://arstechnica.com/gaming/reviews/2009/09/gran-turismo-psp-review-portable-racing-grows-up.ars
C'mon Joystiq! Get in the game.
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 12:24PM (Unverified) said
Forget game of the year, this is going to be one the best games of all time.
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 1:07PM (Unverified) said
Yup!! And I just finished playing Uncharted on crushing mode for the 5th time last night =)
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Posted: Sep 15th 2009 12:53PM (Unverified) said
It's M-O-N-S-T-R-U-E-U-X and not MONSTEUX (which mean anything in french ...). In the conclusion : "Long, visually stunning, deep and explosive, Uncharted 2 combines all the qualities you can find in a videogame, and more! A new milestone has been reached in the videogame history."
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 2:08PM (Unverified) said
That's what I told them, thank you for repeating it. They didn't correct it, the McElroys can't type today.
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Posted: Sep 15th 2009 12:55PM (Unverified) said
I hope there is a big twist towards the end like Drake's Fortune. Perhaps this time it'll go from action/ adventure to vertical shooter
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 1:05PM JuanLovesHorror said
This game is going amazing, that being said I think they went over board with that score.They should have giving it it's 20/20 and moved on.
Posted: Sep 15th 2009 8:16PM ComicShaman said
Maybe it's just me, but in that screenshot it looks like Nathan is taking fire from a helicopter gunship right in the family jewels. Things don't look good for the Drake bloodline, unless he has an adamantium jockstrap or something.
Posted: Sep 16th 2009 9:54AM Omnistatic said
you don't need no armored jock when you got a 3/4 tuck.
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