But you shouldn't. Not you, dear reader. You're better than that.
But you shouldn't. Not you, dear reader. You're better than that.
Reader Comments (55)
Posted: Sep 16th 2009 9:16AM Dark Archon PSN Archonik XBL Dar said
Sorry, Joystiq, you won't trick me into watching it.
Launching a new game for the first time, not knowing what awaits you, is an experience not worth spoiling.
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Launching a new game for the first time, not knowing what awaits you, is an experience not worth spoiling.
Posted: Sep 16th 2009 9:41AM (Unverified) said
Yep got to agree. Only reason I'd watch it is if I was on the fence about it. Which I'm not.
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Posted: Sep 16th 2009 10:49AM (Unverified) said
Yeah Archon, you shouldn't watch it... There may be bouncing boobs in there.
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Posted: Sep 16th 2009 10:58AM Dark Archon PSN Archonik XBL Dar said
@hplcman Don't go there, please.
Go and offend your mother if you are looking for an easy target.
Please stay on topic and refrain from personal attacks.
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Go and offend your mother if you are looking for an easy target.
Please stay on topic and refrain from personal attacks.
Posted: Sep 16th 2009 11:15AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said
I kind of ruined Halo 2 SP for myself by paying so much attention to all the videos/hype/etc. Then the multiplayer ruined itself single-handedly. I'm glad folks are appreciating the mystery about this; I'll be this game will be pretty kick-ass.
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Posted: Sep 16th 2009 11:21AM (Unverified) said
@Archon - I'm just trying to protect your delicate sensibilities, that's all. You're the one who brought my momma into this...
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Posted: Sep 16th 2009 9:29AM Jrinswand said
That entire 5:46 segment was one of the coolest things I've ever seen in a video game.
I wasn't really paying much attention to this game before, but now it's on my radar in a very big way.
Also, that Gamespot jerkoff made the wrong decision every time.
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I wasn't really paying much attention to this game before, but now it's on my radar in a very big way.
Also, that Gamespot jerkoff made the wrong decision every time.
Posted: Sep 16th 2009 10:04AM Premature ejaculation man said
Puts the game on my radar for sure. Looking forward to cranking my speakers to 11.
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Posted: Sep 16th 2009 10:11AM (Unverified) said
Right about now, Kotick is pulling his hair out. He tried to kill the metal, but the metal will not die.
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Posted: Sep 16th 2009 10:30AM shadowhowl1900 said
Dear Joystiq people,
you always bring out the worse in us when it comes to gaming
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you always bring out the worse in us when it comes to gaming
Posted: Sep 16th 2009 10:52AM StormEagle said
Whoever was navigating this game is no longer allowed to touch a gaming controller ever again. How are you gonna make me put in my age and then censor the video?
Still, this game is going to be AWEsome......
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Still, this game is going to be AWEsome......
Posted: Sep 16th 2009 11:02AM (Unverified) said
Oh ... my ... fucking ... god ...
This is distilled awesome, I was afraid my screen would crack from all that condensed awesome I just saw. If they would finally make up their mind if the demo comes out tomorrow or if just the pre-order people get it I could sleep tonight.
Can't wait to get my hands on this. This is Double Fine quality at it's finest.
Tim Schafer ... I bow down before you ... I am not worthy. All I can offer you is my money ... and my soul.
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This is distilled awesome, I was afraid my screen would crack from all that condensed awesome I just saw. If they would finally make up their mind if the demo comes out tomorrow or if just the pre-order people get it I could sleep tonight.
Can't wait to get my hands on this. This is Double Fine quality at it's finest.
Tim Schafer ... I bow down before you ... I am not worthy. All I can offer you is my money ... and my soul.
Posted: Sep 18th 2009 9:07AM (Unverified) said
Wow... Ok... To be honest I haven't even given this game a look (Thought it was a Rock Band Port or something) Not the hugest Fan of Jack Black either so that also didn't persuade me
But after watching this? Yeah... Excuse me I have to go read everything I can about this game and find out how many organs I can give up to have it now.
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But after watching this? Yeah... Excuse me I have to go read everything I can about this game and find out how many organs I can give up to have it now.
Posted: Sep 16th 2009 11:15AM (Unverified) said
I have to pass thru the "age" check to see a ball-less video?! Who the F@&k made this stupid stripped down toothless mess>??!!!!!
I truly am with it with that roady when he saw that lame band A$$ reap Heavy Metal, since this video is really like it! Utter failure for gameturds!
And shame to joyless-stick for showing this wreck!
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I truly am with it with that roady when he saw that lame band A$$ reap Heavy Metal, since this video is really like it! Utter failure for gameturds!
And shame to joyless-stick for showing this wreck!
Posted: Sep 16th 2009 12:09PM (Unverified) said
Awesome, but one question:
Am I the only one who wonders why Metallica isn't on the soundtrack?
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Am I the only one who wonders why Metallica isn't on the soundtrack?
Posted: Sep 16th 2009 1:08PM (Unverified) said
Well, I've heard the question several times now and I got three points that make lots of sense to me but I can't prove that any of those are responsible for them NOT being in the game.
1.) Activision holds all the music rights in the digital/games market because of their Guitar Hero license and given the struggle about Brütal Legend they probably wouldn't give them up or only for unbelievable amounts of money.
2.) The game's soundtrack is mainly comprised of 70s classic metal and stuff that plays into the category in terms of sound and atmosphere. So far Metallica haven't written anything particularly "epic" (in terms of dragons and lightning etc) afaik.
In my personal opinion I like that Metallica isn't in the game. They have taken some ridiculous positions in recent years and other than that I really can't think of one of their songs that would actually fit the mood of the game.
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1.) Activision holds all the music rights in the digital/games market because of their Guitar Hero license and given the struggle about Brütal Legend they probably wouldn't give them up or only for unbelievable amounts of money.
2.) The game's soundtrack is mainly comprised of 70s classic metal and stuff that plays into the category in terms of sound and atmosphere. So far Metallica haven't written anything particularly "epic" (in terms of dragons and lightning etc) afaik.
In my personal opinion I like that Metallica isn't in the game. They have taken some ridiculous positions in recent years and other than that I really can't think of one of their songs that would actually fit the mood of the game.
Posted: Sep 16th 2009 12:15PM (Unverified) said
is posible to turn on subtitles in this game???
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Posted: Sep 16th 2009 1:28PM (Unverified) said
Why the fuc do i have to put my birthday if its gonna be sensored anyways totally ruined it wait for the demo not worth seeing! But this games gonna rock!!!!
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Posted: Sep 16th 2009 2:07PM The Great Cornholio said
SWEET! Richard Horvits (Raz from Psychonauts or Dag from Angry Beavers) is in it!
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Posted: Sep 16th 2009 2:46PM TheDarkWayne said
Does anyone else think it's completely awesome that the band Eddie works for is almost exactly like Brokencyde?
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