Oh my gawd, oh my gawd, the twinkly blood-suckers of Twilight are coming to Wii in a Scene It? game this fall! Yes, the vampire franchise -- with only one released movie under its coffin -- will be the subject of an entire multimedia-based trivia game for Wii, featuring some 500 multiple-choice questions based on clips, music and audio from the film.
There are no details about the DS version of the game, which will release sometime next year. (There's also no mention of an Xbox 360 or PS3 version.) We'd call this the "shovelware cash-in of trivia games," but we'd be afraid that in doing so, pale, starving actors covered in glitter would come and suck our blood -- accompanied by throngs of enraged tweens and housewives that would rip our lifeless bodies to shreds. So ... we'll just call it not the game for us.
Reader Comments (57)
Posted: Sep 24th 2009 4:03PM WiredKnight said
At anything Twilight related.
Seriously that series is just fucking retarded.
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Seriously that series is just fucking retarded.
Posted: Sep 24th 2009 4:25PM (Unverified) said
Yea man! I feel ya! Anyone who likes that whole Twilight scene is a freak!
*flashes Live long and prosper sign*
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*flashes Live long and prosper sign*
Posted: Sep 24th 2009 6:34PM ArtificeDrake formerly known as said
I think he was comparing people who are obsessed with things to people who are obsessed with different things
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Posted: Sep 24th 2009 4:02PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said
If my wife sees this every Joystiq writer and commenter dies! Do you hear me?! DIES!!!!
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Posted: Sep 24th 2009 5:35PM The Blank Mage Returns said
My, look at my wrist. I've gotta go now.
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Posted: Sep 24th 2009 4:04PM The Nth Doctor said
You forgot about the pack of gigantic man-bear-wolf-things.
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Posted: Sep 24th 2009 5:30PM MystileArmor said
You're both wrong, it's half retard, other half even more of a retard.
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Posted: Sep 24th 2009 4:07PM The Blank Mage Returns said
After netting hardcore Nintendo fanboys, the middle aged and elderly, and the casual gamers, Nintendo will complete its ever-tightening grip on humanity by securing the ENTIRETY OF THE FEMALE SEX.
The Wii will reveal it's true, hideous form, fix its nightmare gaze upon us, and we will all be UNDONE.
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The Wii will reveal it's true, hideous form, fix its nightmare gaze upon us, and we will all be UNDONE.
Posted: Sep 24th 2009 4:08PM Axcalibur said
Smart move actually, the game will sell well regardless if it's regarded as shovelware.
Be interesting to know if the game will feature questions from just the first movie or the series of 4 books. Also, is this going to be Wii Ware or an actual retail release?
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Be interesting to know if the game will feature questions from just the first movie or the series of 4 books. Also, is this going to be Wii Ware or an actual retail release?
Posted: Sep 24th 2009 5:27PM MPTownes said
So... will I get downvoted for being a married, hetero, 30-year-old father of two who not only knows there are four books, but has read them all?
They're crap the same way Dan Brown is crap. At least in book 4, you get a hilariously over-the-top vampire C-section.
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They're crap the same way Dan Brown is crap. At least in book 4, you get a hilariously over-the-top vampire C-section.
Posted: Sep 24th 2009 10:38PM Axcalibur said
nsdcx, you're an idiot. Just because my knowledge in pop culture exceeds yours shouldn't threaten you, but rather encourage you to do something more with your life then bounce around blogs spouting off retarded comments.
Besides, the best you can achieve is one downvote against me anyways.
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Besides, the best you can achieve is one downvote against me anyways.
Posted: Sep 27th 2009 11:08PM (Unverified) said
nsdcx is an idiot, I agree.
But I'm still downvoting you.
;)
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But I'm still downvoting you.
;)
Posted: Sep 24th 2009 4:11PM (Unverified) said
Vampires aren't just sucking blood out of people anymore. They suck money out of 12 y o girls wallets.
=/
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Posted: Sep 24th 2009 4:36PM ComicShaman said
Oh, it depends on how they phrase the questions. For instance, if they asked:
"What's the worst vampire series ever created?"
...you'd answer "Twilight." See? Got one right already. Then they'd ask:
"Who's the most shallow protagonist ever written in a vampire story?"
... and you'd answer "Whats-her-face from Twilight." That's two right already! I think you're good at this game, man.
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"What's the worst vampire series ever created?"
...you'd answer "Twilight." See? Got one right already. Then they'd ask:
"Who's the most shallow protagonist ever written in a vampire story?"
... and you'd answer "Whats-her-face from Twilight." That's two right already! I think you're good at this game, man.
Posted: Sep 24th 2009 5:14PM Vegeta has a ps3 said
"You're gonna miss the illest game of vampire baseball ever then"
The only reason to ever watch Twilight the movie. A scene so bad, so over the top, that everyone needs to see it once.
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The only reason to ever watch Twilight the movie. A scene so bad, so over the top, that everyone needs to see it once.
Posted: Sep 24th 2009 7:57PM WiredKnight said
No. The only reason to watch Twilight is if you're watching it along with the Rifftrax.
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Posted: Sep 24th 2009 6:39PM emperorzeroxx said
considering most sales go to casual gamers and many casual gamers are females then I assume this will probably make record braking sales xD
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Posted: Sep 24th 2009 4:56PM (Unverified) said
You've all got it wrong! This is what will happen in the game!
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/blade-blade-twilight-demotivational-poster-1248499527.jpg
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http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/blade-blade-twilight-demotivational-poster-1248499527.jpg
Posted: Sep 24th 2009 7:01PM adv2k169 said
http://www.facebook.com/adv2k1
See my girlfriend. She is standing right next to me.
She doesn't want to play any video game where she can die or lose. That limits the stuff she enjoys to very few if any games. (brain age is something she likes)
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See my girlfriend. She is standing right next to me.
She doesn't want to play any video game where she can die or lose. That limits the stuff she enjoys to very few if any games. (brain age is something she likes)
Posted: Sep 24th 2009 5:08PM Faceless Troll said
Kill it with fire. It's the only way to be sure.
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Posted: Sep 24th 2009 5:36PM The Blank Mage Returns said
Orbital cannons with napalm-filled nuclear warheads, then.
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