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Posted: Sep 25th 2009 2:51PM PantsParty said

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I guess the assassination of the President becomes funny after 144 years.

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 2:56PM Shagittarius said

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Lighten up Francis.
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Posted: Sep 25th 2009 3:03PM Duke said

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Shag, it's in poor taste. Sorry - they missed the funny mark on this one.
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Posted: Sep 25th 2009 3:05PM Shagittarius said

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What if Grant Lincoln had a Wiimote in his hand?
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Posted: Sep 25th 2009 3:08PM Duke said

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OK, you made me laugh.
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Posted: Sep 25th 2009 3:43PM (Unverified) said

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Haven't you watched South Park? ALL tragedies are funny after 23 years...
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Posted: Sep 25th 2009 4:05PM U U D D L R L R B A SELECT START said

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I'm just upset about the historical inaccuracy. As we all know, Abraham Lincoln got hammered in the ass so much, that he died of being hammered in the ass.
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Posted: Sep 25th 2009 5:43PM Shagittarius said

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Posted: Sep 25th 2009 5:55PM U U D D L R L R B A SELECT START said

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lul....re: my previous comment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Uf9rsBbhc
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Posted: Sep 25th 2009 7:09PM BumblePrime said

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U U D D L R L R B A SELECT START speaks the truth! Lincoln's last recorded words were:

"Don't break my butt! Don't break my butt! He's breaking my butt!"

Proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Uf9rsBbhc

LOL WKUK reference FTW!!
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Posted: Sep 25th 2009 11:36PM DerickDBrown said

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in bad taste? Nobody that was alive then is alive now. Not a single goddam person. Anyone directly descended from these people are so god damn happy that they get to say so.

Ol Johnny Booth just wanted a piece of the president's mind.
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Posted: Sep 25th 2009 2:53PM (Unverified) said

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[I got banned, because I don't add anything to conversations and am a jerk. Don't be like me!]

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 2:55PM (Unverified) said

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Can this whiner get banned yet?? All he does is whine about how Joystiq and it's commenters are soooo biased towards the 360. It's rediculous.
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Posted: Sep 25th 2009 2:56PM (Unverified) said

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Also, why don't you just go to another website? There are plenty of options, I'm sure you could even find one full of PS3 fanboys.
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Posted: Sep 25th 2009 3:15PM TheDarkWayne said

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ffs asshole it's a free giveaway, that means they probably got extra review copies or whatever for the 360 and are giving them away. Either way who gives a shit? Giveaways for 1 console do not make a site biased
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Posted: Sep 25th 2009 3:15PM Wiizer said

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Halo Pony, it's all about the balance of the Force.

All the bloggers have a thing for the 360 while most of the commenters are PS3 fanboys!

You must continue to fight the Dark Side.
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Posted: Sep 25th 2009 6:44PM Rhamsey said

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I'm kinda glad this guy is gone. His comments normally piss me off.
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Posted: Sep 25th 2009 2:53PM TheC0A7S said

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F'& A

This makes my workday go buy alot quicker. Do you guys think you could manage to do this like daily or like a bonus round on wednesdays?

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 3:00PM MrBimble said

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Whoo!

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 3:10PM (Unverified) said

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Podcast cuts out after 20 minutes...

No, I'm joking with you. It's awe-some!

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 3:11PM (Unverified) said

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Yay. got this downloaded just minutes before an 2 hour drive. Should line up perfectly. Thank you kind gentlemen (or kinda gentlemen, in some cases.)

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 3:15PM The Wicker Man said

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Still not up on the wretched itunes.

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 3:27PM chrisgrant said

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Try again – I just downloaded it through iTunes.
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Posted: Sep 25th 2009 3:32PM TheDarkWayne said

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still not up for me
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Posted: Sep 25th 2009 3:36PM The Wicker Man said

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No such luck Chris. You keep trying and I will keep checking lol. I still have 2 hours before I go on my run anyway.
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Posted: Sep 25th 2009 3:59PM Crusty Magic said

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Works for me.
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Posted: Sep 25th 2009 3:18PM Mogwai 279 said

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I have a 5 hour drive ahead of me. This will help the time go quickly. Thanks Joystiq keep up the great work.

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 3:42PM TheDarkWayne said

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what the fuck is a bubblegum milkshake?

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 4:07PM (Unverified) said

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What isn't a bubblegum milkshake, if you know what I mean.
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Posted: Sep 25th 2009 3:45PM 343 Guilty Fart said

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Too bad you didn't talk about Firefight in ODST. It's a fantastic experience, except lack of matchmaking just completely ruins it.

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 3:45PM (Unverified) said

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Sic Semper Tyrannis!!

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 3:49PM Jude said

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Halo Reach Beta.. FU..

haha!

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 3:53PM (Unverified) said

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Sorry I dont have a witty Horatio thing!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 4:03PM Dr V said

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Why use twitter again to give away games...it didn't seem to go over too well last time.

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 4:16PM TheDarkWayne said

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I agree with Justin about ODST on Heroic, i found it much more difficult than regular Halo 3, not even just being a weaker ODST, but guns seemed to do less damage. Even on normal it takes two headshots to an elite armored brute (the pointy helmets that arent chieftains) where it would only used to take one even on heroic. There are plenty of other examples too, like brute choppers taking two splaser shots on heroic. Pretty disappointed with that, being an ODST shouldnt make your guns weaker. Still very much enjoying it though, especially firefight.

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 4:17PM DonaldMick said

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Sweet, Puffins! Unlike the other podcast I know who instead of giving it away with a cyborg mouse, decided to trade it in.

But I have to take a Need for Speed game with it... decisions, decisions.

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 4:30PM E Honda the Man said

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It was so funny how Justin sighed when the dood asked him should he buy it.

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 4:50PM Shmil said

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Semper fi tyrannasaurus!

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 5:00PM Assmar said

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I think Ludwig's name is just too fancy for the rest of youz regular guys. So from now on, it's "Dr. Chris Grant, Sir Justin McKillroy (Or McMurderoy), and Ludwig Kietzman." Yeah, that's got 'zazz!

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 5:19PM Tonezorz said

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Ladyhawk lawl.

Only good part about that movie was the soundtrack by the Alan Parsons Project.

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 5:55PM Duke said

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Ladyhawk is a classic.
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Posted: Sep 26th 2009 3:37PM Jrinswand said

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As a big fan of sword-and-sorcery type stuff, I've been meaning to see Ladyhawke for quite a while.

It's funny that you should mention the incredible soundtrack, though, because according to Wiki, the soundtrack has been called one of the worst of all time.

You know what movie really does have an amazing soundtrack though? Dawn of the Dead. Holy crap, Goblin is amazing.
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Posted: Sep 25th 2009 5:35PM steesefactor said

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How do they tell if you've retweeted when they aren't following you?

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 6:00PM F1 Basu Gasu Bakuhatsu said

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Is it just me that thinks Justin kinda looks like Mary Todd?

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 6:35PM Shagittarius said

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Wiimotes, Natal, and Sonys wand all suck.

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 6:35PM Rhamsey said

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I'm glad TGS didnt put a hold on this weeks show.

Posted: Sep 26th 2009 10:21AM Rhamsey said

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Oh joystiq podcast, why do you keep trying to shove this social networking crap down my throat with all of your sweet swag. I love you, but this is putting a strain on our relationship.
-Rhamsey
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Posted: Oct 1st 2009 1:20PM rTwelve said

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you know, there are children in africa who don't have internet

now eat your twitter before you can have dessert
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Posted: Sep 25th 2009 6:47PM original fred said

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Lincoln jokes, joystiq?Too soon!

Posted: Sep 25th 2009 7:18PM sjschmidt93 said

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Oh my God, Justin!

Finally some one who agrees with me on Dead Space.

I didn't like it either. Almost hated it.

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