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Joyswag: Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story prize pack [update]

by David Hinkle on Sep 25th 2009 2:00PM

Update: Contest is closed! Keep an eye on your email to see if you won! Thanks for playing!

Don't let the horrible snapshot above (sorry!) fool you: This edition of Joyswag features quite the prize pack. One lucky reader will receive not only a copy of Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, but also a pair of cute little plushie dolls and a backpack to hide them from whomever would be embarrassed to know you had such things.

Leave a comment telling us what you think is inside of Bowser (our guess: cotton candy)
You must be 18 years or older and a resident of the US or Canada (excluding Quebec)
Limit 1 entry per person per day
This entry period ends at 3:00PM ET on Thursday, October 1
At that time, we'll randomly select one winner to receive Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story ($35 ARV), a plushie Mario ($20 ARV) and Bowser ($20 ARV), and one Bowser's Inside Story backpack ($20 ARV)
For a list of complete rules, click here

Tags: alpha-dream, alphadream, joyswag, mario-and-luigi, mario-and-luigi-bowsers-inside-story

Reader Comments (877)

FIRE! There is a LOT of fire inside Bowser!

I would guess kittens.

tums

Bowser is filled with pure awesome.

His secret love for Mario.

poop.

Heart-Burn.

The nightmare hearts of children the world over.

lamp oil

Luigi.

Luigi is never with Mario when he defeats Bowser and if by some miracle its Luigi that gets to beat on him it could all be a fabrication, no one but Luigi and "Bowser" are there to witness.

We all know Luigi has a secret hatred for Mario and it could explain why he keeps kidnapping the Princess as well.

I would imagine that inside of Bowser you would find lots of Pizza. What kind of Pizza - Pizza with extra mushrooms of course

Inside Bowser you will find a lot of mushy feelings for Princess Peach, rampant jealousy of Mario, and a vague recollection of "That Green Guy."

Mario & Luigi? Odd things?

Poo? I'mma go with poo.

Bowser guts. DUH.

Inside Bowser?

A small crying turtle.

Inside the small crying turtle?

...

FIRE!

That strange emotion we humans call "wuv"

Asbestos, duh!

He is filled with turtle meat....like Gamera.

Gas.

A heart of gold.

I think there's gold inside browser. haha.

Probably koopas in there. Yes, Bowser's a cannibal.

im thinking some pepperoni goomba pizzas.

Lots and Lots of Stars.

My guess, mushrooms.

The season of Heroes that is actually good.

I'm guessing his diary. That's the safest place to put it, what with all the obvious love notes he writes in there.

Kirby. What else do you think that mushroom was made of?

Jimmy Hoffa.

The inside of Bowser is a small goomba. Upon x-ray of Bowser's insides, Dr. Mario once found the goomba holding a sign stating "sorry, the vital organs are in a different body."

Asbestos?

The Koopalings

Love.

pure evil!

infinite bowsers inside of bowsers

Inside of bowser there is clearly some sort of "Demintonal rift", witch causes any emotinalfeelings of happiness or fuilfilment to be lost. That is also the cause of why bowser is who he is, its sad really.