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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 7:33PM Johnny Locke said

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It would be ironic if he was stealing phoenix wright games.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 7:44PM The Wicker Man said

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I was thinking they were all copies of Pegle DS. "Heroin" sure buddy whatever you say.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:32PM Deadpool said

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DS is a hell of a drug.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:40PM Frostblade10 said

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$120.. That's like almost 4 games worth.. This guy's big time.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 12:18AM darkinchworm said

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For those of you who don't shop there often or ever - and I don't blame you - Walmart keeps most of its console game selection encased, so you aren't going to pocket anything in there without one of two things: a) employee assistance, or b) a willingness to shatter glass. However, they often do keep a wide selection of value games ($20 or less) on shelves and out of glass, so the guy could have in theory pocketed 12 copies of Build-a-Bear Workshop worth $10 a pop.

...what an idiot
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 7:33PM Istari Spartan said

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*face palm*

^^^ for so many different reasons.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 7:38PM Slaziman said

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So that would be like 12 DS games right?
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 7:39PM ArchiGamer said

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I would rather admit that I am addict to heroin than to admit that I like the Imagine series. Seriously.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 7:43PM BigD145 said

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Florida. *eye-roll*
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 7:45PM SpaceFox said

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Er.. this is kinda sad. I live in Florida and decided to check out the Florida tag, and the majority of it is crime related. Also, WTF at the one about the police playing Wii Sports while doing an investigation...

Nice to know our police force is hard at work...
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 7:48PM Johnny Locke said

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To Protect and Serve*

* serve as in tennis.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 7:57PM Tre said

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in the name of justice*

*making sure nobody has non-aching arms from baseball
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:03PM U U D D L R L R B A SELECT START said

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LOL, that was in my home city, in the middle of Polk county. The weird thing is that it was a drug dealers motion activated camera set up in his home entrance way that caught it...how it leaked, I don't know. But I really think the simple act of having a motion activated camera should immediately make you guilty of whatever crime you are being raided for.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 9:54PM Special Agent Steve said

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I live in FL (but not from there) and I am disappointed at our criminals. In NY, we had well planned bank robberies- here, we have this.

Oh, and there was a story a while back of someone killing someone else where I live over a PSP!!!! WTF?
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 5:07AM Ballistic H said

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Putting a shoplifter on top of the "Most Wanted" list instead of rapists...
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 8:40AM Unvrfd said

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Rapists don't steal, quite the opposite.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 1:09PM AntiVillian said

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Well actually, a rapist might steal someone's virginity, not a vital fact but...
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 7:46PM Tre said

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Yep, those Babyz games, they make you do insane things, trust me.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:28PM MystileArmor said

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You know you just basically came out and said you've not only played the Babyz games, but they made you do crazy shit, right?
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:54PM ArchiGamer said

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He is twelve so that can be....wait he's a boy....what the hell Tre?!
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 9:05PM Tre said

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I'm secretly Hannah Montana and laughing the heck out of myself.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 12:42AM Scratchcard said

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Islam is the light
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 7:48PM MarkezJM said

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THEY MISSED THE ACCOMPLICE, HOW!?

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=4347
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 10:03PM HydrophobicFish PSN ID Hydrophob said

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HOLY SHIT! I friggin' love you.

I've never known about this site, but LOVE to go to Walmart to people watch... NOW I CAN DO IT FROM THE COMFORT OF MY OWN HOME!
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 7:49PM BananaBoat said

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"Sir, is that Doki Doki Majo Shinpan in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 7:58PM (Unverified) said

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WOW i can just imagine what jal will be like for him


Wht are you in for?
I stole some stuff
What kind of stuff?
You know the usual money beer DS games...
WAIT WHAAAT???

he is gonna get slapped around even more than the prison bitch
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:05PM ArchiGamer said

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I know we all want to get rid of Florida and all, but I don't think we want turn the US into a female...*wink wink*
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:13PM Tre said

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@Archi: So essentially you just said that Florida is the US's peen, right?

If so, OHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU JUST PWNED FLORIDA'S BUTT! WAIT, IT DOESN'T HAVE A BUTT BECAUSE IT'S A PEEN!

If not, WHAT THE FRAK DID YOU MEAN?
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:32PM Sly C said

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he kicked florida's dick.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:52PM ArchiGamer said

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Wait...how did what now?
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:56PM ArchiGamer said

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*who


I got to proofread things better.......
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:00PM No Kill Tayler said

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The LOL, is on you.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:00PM einhanderkiller said

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wtf, green Wal-Mart.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:05PM Tre said

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In my neck of the woods we have a double-whammy, green AND brown.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:22PM WiredKnight said

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It helps all the hunters feel at home.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:30PM raz4life said

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In my area, the different color Walmarts have different "personalities." Green and tan Walmarts for the win.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:33PM Sly C said

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here, green walmarts mean neighborhood walmarts (just groceries, some have pharmacies too) and blue walmarts are the normal supercenters.
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Posted: Sep 29th 2009 5:51PM Wazzup4567 said

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Trying to pawn Pokemon for Heroin eh?
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 9:09PM Tre said

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Observe my current mood in this post:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDjaA5PJeHk&feature=related
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 9:22PM Funkmaster General said

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There is something really messed up about that.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 9:34PM (Unverified) said

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IT EVEN CATCHES WANTED CRIMINALS!
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 9:43PM shadowhowl1900 said

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Typing heroine in scribblenauts doesn't make it pop up in real life -_-
yeah I think I mispelled heroine but w/e
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 10:17PM ImSteevin said

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$120? So... 3 Final Fantasy remakes?


ZING!
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 10:40PM Sly C said

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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 12:42AM (Unverified) said

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Awww.
Poor guy. :(
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 12:53AM TakeCTRL said

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wow cops let him go the first time cause they got fooled with a FAKE id....... what a fail.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 5:34AM FakeJamaican said

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wow, this was a mature article.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 9:49AM StormEagle said

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I caught some fool trying to steal The World Ends with You for the DS once. He came in with a bunch of other kids, and then they left him there claiming they had no idea who he was after we caught him.

Oh, and one other thing, since when do you find a Wal-Mart that cares about their shrink? The LP at the Wal-Marts here couldn't care less.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 10:14AM (Unverified) said

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Thing is, if he stole that copy, the developers are still getting paid. If he downloaded it on the other hand...
And he has damn good taste. You always expect thieves to be as knowledgeable and classy as Soulja Boy (look up his Braid review).
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