Then again, she's also what Rick James might call a very kinky girl -- the kind you don't take home to family gatherings where your mother is in attendance. Check out the very NSFW, Subject Zero-centric Mass Effect 2 trailer after the jump.
Mass Effect 2's Subject Zero looks awfully unfriendly
by Griffin McElroy 
on Sep 27th 2009 3:00PM
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Then again, she's also what Rick James might call a very kinky girl -- the kind you don't take home to family gatherings where your mother is in attendance. Check out the very NSFW, Subject Zero-centric Mass Effect 2 trailer after the jump.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 3:33PM Bubbameister33 said
She reminded of Tank Girl but looked like Natalie Portman.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 3:42PM Jrinswand said
I hate to be "that guy who makes an unrelated post in the first comment thread so that people will be forced to look at his post," but does anybody know why there isn't a PC section on Joystiq? I mean, they seem to make PC-related posts enough to warrant one.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 4:14PM MystileArmor said
Copa, somewhere there is a Kanye joke hidden in there.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 5:37PM CheeziePotato said
Joystiq doesn't have a PC section, because I have a Mac.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 5:57PM Johnny Locke said
At the start it shows some roster, 3 are shown, 7 are not.
10 possible party members? That would bring a lot of replayability.
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10 possible party members? That would bring a lot of replayability.
Posted: Sep 27th 2009 6:08PM Jrinswand said
Alright, so in the first thread, there are a whopping total of eight posts so far (including all of mine) that have been off-topic. It is inevitable and seems to happen in every post. After a certain number of replies (in this case, three), the thread spins wildly off-topic.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 6:15PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said
Freakin' Assaj Ventress, man!
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 7:25PM (Unverified) said
They don't cover PC because all the bloggers here (especially Chris "I love apple" Grant) run Mac and they don't want to be reminded of what they are missing out on.
I keed I keed.
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I keed I keed.
Posted: Sep 27th 2009 11:33PM Hyperion45 said
@Jrinswad -- I doubt most people even read the comment before they downvote. They just look at the hearts, and if you're missing a half, they just downvote you for no reason. Same thing with upvoting, if you have an extra half then they upvote just for the heck of it. I think it's the mentality of "I'm cool if I follow the crowd."
Now watch this very same comment get downvoted faster than you can say "Joystiqers have no free will"
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Now watch this very same comment get downvoted faster than you can say "Joystiqers have no free will"
Posted: Sep 28th 2009 2:06AM Ubiquitous Oxymoron said
Sinead O'Connor from 'nothing compares to you" video
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 3:07PM Prinnywithascarf said
The thought of Shepard being able to have sex with her made me throw up a little.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 3:08PM ibetnoonehasthisname said
dude, awesome profile picture! but i don't know what you're talking about, because that gave me a total hard on!
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 3:36PM usualyksint said
I beat she'd be an animal in the sack...I'd tap it
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 1:17AM Prinnywithascarf said
My avatar changes between 3 pictures, depending on Joystiq's mood.
You guys are seeing different things.
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You guys are seeing different things.
Posted: Sep 27th 2009 3:08PM (Unverified) said
Since this video has come out I've seen the complaint about how "edgy" most of the new characters are, keep in mind that Shepard's on a suicide mission and he's recruiting the meanest and toughest people he can find. So naturally most of his new teammates are like her.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 7:39PM freaparn said
"So naturally most of his new teammates are like her."
Ham-fistedly written and ridiculously exaggerated? I dunno what's with Bioware lately, it's like they hired a marketing team from the mid-90s. Everything they release is trying awfully hard to be EDGY and EXTREME, possibly even TO THE MAX.
I half expect the next Dragon Age character profile video to feature Poochie the Dog.
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Ham-fistedly written and ridiculously exaggerated? I dunno what's with Bioware lately, it's like they hired a marketing team from the mid-90s. Everything they release is trying awfully hard to be EDGY and EXTREME, possibly even TO THE MAX.
I half expect the next Dragon Age character profile video to feature Poochie the Dog.
Posted: Sep 27th 2009 3:10PM (Unverified) said
Don't like the looks, not sexy at all. Should make her look like Megan Fox :-D
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 5:33PM CheeziePotato said
Only horny teens like Megan Fox. She's not even a good actor.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 5:53PM Deadpool said
Megan Fox hosted Saturday Night Live 35th season premire last night. It was horrible...just...just horrible. If Bea Authur was alive, she would show her how it's done!
Hopefully, Ryan Reynolds will save the show next week after that trainwreck. For some reason I feel...connected to that guy. ;)
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Hopefully, Ryan Reynolds will save the show next week after that trainwreck. For some reason I feel...connected to that guy. ;)
Posted: Sep 27th 2009 6:44PM MarkezJM said
It typically always is, Deadpool, but I thought a handful of the sketches were decent. I've found over this premiere and through the last season that the show is most definitely worth recording on my DVR. To expect most of the bits to be good is silly at this point, sure, but there seem to be plenty of gems over the last year. That live links ripoff (or whatever the hell it's called) was great.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:43PM maveric101 said
hating on megan fox has become hip and trendy like hating Halo is/was. bottom line is, she's hot. not the hottest girl in the world, not even the hottest celebrity, but i don't see how you can deny that she's attractive. personally, i thought she was stunning in the the transformers movies (i just didn't pay attention to her plot of the acting).
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 11:09PM aughscreennames said
Im sick of hearing about Megan Fox. How the hell did she get so overrated? Even Jessica Alba didnt get people so obsessed and Jessica Alba destroys Megan Fox.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 11:43PM Killimus2188 said
http://www.myvideo.de/watch/6954843/Megan_Fox_SNL_Weekend_Update_24_09_2009
@deadpool
Noone laughs when Megan Fox is on camera lol.
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@deadpool
Noone laughs when Megan Fox is on camera lol.
Posted: Sep 28th 2009 3:41AM Deadpool said
Not to mention the new girl Jenny Slates f-bomb slip up. I guess you can only say fricken so many times before the real f-bomb slips out. *shrugs*
It's her first night so I would imagine this would have embarrased the hell out of her. Hopefully they won't fire her for a understadable slip up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0anD7UQggyo
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It's her first night so I would imagine this would have embarrased the hell out of her. Hopefully they won't fire her for a understadable slip up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0anD7UQggyo
Posted: Sep 27th 2009 3:12PM The Wicker Man said
@Anemos and BigD145
AGREED. She must fill in the old tough gal w/ heart of gold part and probably abandons the suicidal attitude at the end while facing loss and death. Needs more Wrex.
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AGREED. She must fill in the old tough gal w/ heart of gold part and probably abandons the suicidal attitude at the end while facing loss and death. Needs more Wrex.
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