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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:14AM Misanthropic Gamer said

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It seems Kietzmann was trying his best to avoid calling the game tacky, but alas, a spade's a spade. I still think this game is gonna suck; it just appeals to all the wrong sensibilities. I can just picture it getting panned by critics.

Posted: Sep 27th 2009 3:41PM Discotheque said

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Except...the gameplay just looks so damn solid in this game. Sometimes I'm willing to overlook lame design choices if the gameplay is this tight.

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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 4:35PM ViciousBastard said

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thats exactly how i feel disco, and is it normal for a little girl to be wearing lip stick?
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 4:46PM (Unverified) said

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I've seen this sort of comment (@Misanthropic Gamer) quite a lot now, and I simply can't see how you can think this. Do you really think that the sexual content is the reason why people are going to buy this? Haven't you played/enjoyed any of the Devil May Cry games or God Hand?
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:18AM Helghast102 said

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C'mon Sega, i had faith in you to make an equal standing port, after Valkyria Chronicles and Yakuza 3..Must have been the work of the Sonic guys >:(

Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:20AM Helghast102 said

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And while we're on that subject, WE ACTUALLY DO WANT YAKUZA 3!
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:21AM Baron Milton Von Crompton said

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Hrm... while some of the effects are super cool and all that, I can't help but question how contrived the dialog is. This has always been an issue that irks me, which doesn't sit well too well with the flow of the game, and it puts me off to a great deal.

Having said all that, I do hope they tidy it up a bit... Here's hoping, eh?

Posted: Sep 27th 2009 12:45PM spin cycle said

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Over the top dialogue didn't see to hurt Metal Gear or Final Fantasy. Ludicrous dialogue has been part and parcel of Japanese content in the US ever since the KANEDA!!! TETSUO!!! junk in Akira.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 1:41PM ShadowOp said

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I think some things just don't translate that well... not sure what the process is like, if they have to fit the words to the mouth movements or not, cuz that would be a pretty big limitation
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 3:31PM Vidikron said

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I think the whole game is a bit too over the top. It just look ridiculous.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:49PM ructus said

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I on the other hand, love it because its so over the top. There're too many games that try to be sensible and real, thats great and all, this is just lovely as well. I likes me some varieties mofoka!
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:23AM howmuchIcarrot said

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"hyper excess occasionally veers into the distasteful"

exactly what I DON'T like in video games.
oh well.

Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:38AM Surfaced said

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wouldn't have tagged this one as Xbox, myself.

Here they come....

Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:43AM (Unverified) said

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Please to be removing all dubbing from games and keeping the original JP voices. Well, except from MGS that is.

Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:47AM Helghast102 said

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I would prefer male characters that actually sounded male thank you very much.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 9:31AM phizzyphizzy said

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So you've never actually heard Japanese dialogue in a game before?
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 10:13AM (Unverified) said

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"keeping the original JP voices"

I too, enjoy listening to a language I don't know a word of.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 10:21AM (Unverified) said

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Dubbing games is nowhere near as serious a crime as it is to dub a film. If the option to hear the original voices is in the game, I tend to use it. If not, no big loss. In-game VO is still new enough that I don't expect it in every title, and the ability perfectly lip-sync a game in any language is almost unheard of... So it definitely isn't a deciding feature in games, at least not for me.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 10:24AM ducttapeBigSexy said

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Actually, I'd have no problem if games included both versions - some people prefer the original Japanese cast. Especially in the case of the PS3 version, I'd bet they didn't use up all the space on the disc...

Just default it to using the English voices, and then everyone would be happy!
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 10:38AM (Unverified) said

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the games original dub is English -_-
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:44AM (Unverified) said

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Watching this feels like eating a bowl of sugar cubes, covered in
honey. Wearing a good suit. In a swimming pool, and being taunted by
bikini babes.

Posted: Sep 27th 2009 8:53AM 4ham said

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Oh gods can't wait for this. I played it three times at PAX. Oh it's everything right in pace and style. And was that a remix'd "Fly me to the Moon" playing in that trailer?

Posted: Sep 27th 2009 9:32AM Bowser Rogozhin said

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This game has had a lack of interest ever since its initial announcement. I wouldn't go as far and say the game looks tacky as our Boer blogger buddy remarks, but it certainly does look stupid, stupid in a bad way. Freakazoid was stupid but at least there was intelligence behind every line uttered, that hint-hint wink-wink of something bright and clever. This simply looks moronic, and the lack of gamer interest is testament to that. For a moment, at its first revelation, I did try to feign interest in the project, but I felt dirty for doing so. For this is a dirty stupid game.

Platinum Games should be working on a Madworld sequel or something redeeming, rather than a retread of old DMC formulas, formulas which, I might add, played themselves out by the second game.

Nice to see Sega keeping up the gold standard.

Posted: Sep 27th 2009 10:53AM acefondu said

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DMC3 is one of the best action games of all time, too bad you quit after the second one.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 12:00PM peterpotamus said

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I take it you referring to Ludwig? In Afrikaans or South African English, a boer is typically a farmer. Calling someone a boer could also be a derogatory comment made towards someone due to their mannerisms or Afrikaans accent; such a comment is typically made by English speaking South Africans who like to differentiate themselves from the White Afrikaans population. But essentially in everyday language over here we don't use it to refer to the average South African citizen. That's what the term boet or bru is used for :P
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 12:36PM Bowser Rogozhin said

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Well, you've given me an education. Till today, the only knowledge of the Boers came from reading some Blanche literature, that Theroux documentary, and a couple South Africans who frequent the club I semi-work at. The latter redeemed my impression left by the former two.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 12:48PM peterpotamus said

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Haha. Glad to hear I've contributed to the growth of knowledge :P Well, I stay on the east coast of South Africa, Durban to be specific.

Durban has a very strong British history, used to be called the last outpost of the British Empire for a while. Its also serves as a tourist destination for South African citizens. As a result alot of the South African population comes down on holiday to the eastern coast. Results in an evident ethnic division between the largely ancestral English Whites and the Afrikaans Whites from the interior.

Moral of the story is, over here you often hear "boer" or "dutchman" being thrown around as an insult towards the Afrikaans population. I apologise for the history lesson :P

Regardless, South Africa is a beautiful country. I strongly recommend anyone who is on planning to travel to come over. It's especially cheap for overseas tourists due to the exchange rates. The exchange rates are also a bit of a bitch for prices of games and consoles for locals though hehe
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 9:53AM Misfit Toy said

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This has a stronger appeal to the Japanese audience's sensibilities. I have a feeling it will sell well overseas, but here in the States it will probably be hit and miss with finding an audience. At least an audience that will buy it and not just rent.

Posted: Sep 27th 2009 10:01AM (Unverified) said

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That looked really bad, and people wonder why Japan's stuck in a creative rut. DMC with sarah palin isn't the answer

Posted: Sep 27th 2009 10:04AM (Unverified) said

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If it had a different name and lead character, I could see it doing well here. Ninja Gaiden, Devil May Cry, and God of War can be every bit as obscure and tacky as this, and they've all done great. I definitely see Dante's Inferno doing well enough here too, and that follows the same sort of sensibilities. Bayonetta may just be one of those rare cases that, when all the confirmed buyers have gotten their copies, the box-art will go a long way to selling this game to the discerning game shoppers.

Posted: Sep 27th 2009 10:05AM (Unverified) said

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Intended as a reply to Misfit Toy.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 10:36AM (Unverified) said

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Let's not forget the king of ridiculous on the verge of retarded story and character delivery: Metal Gear, which I take it get's a pass because of it's "military is serious business" guise.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 10:30AM kspraydad said

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Dude...learn how to spell Turkey when giving a spam link.

Posted: Sep 27th 2009 10:46AM (Unverified) said

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Inferior PS3 version once again.

Not buying.

Posted: Sep 27th 2009 10:53AM Levi said

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personally, I think it looks 1000x better than any Devil May Cry game. The action looks far more intense, the gameplay more varied... And seriously guys, OF COURSE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING TACKY. If tacky isn't your thing, then fine - but nobody should ever have taken this game seriously since it was first announced. The basis of the main character is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, thing is, it doesn't make the game look any less fun!

Posted: Sep 27th 2009 11:14AM (Unverified) said

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If anything, it makes the game look more fun.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 12:16PM spin cycle said

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I'm with you here. I would have thought more would notice the point of the game is to over-the-top quirky and yeah, tacky too. It's like the video game equivalent of an exploitation film.

I'm giving this game a chance.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 12:32PM JeezWhiz87 said

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It's exactly because of this that I've been more excited about this game than pretty much any other coming out. I love over the top, ridiculous, and outrageous ideas, and this is exactly that. It's a game, it's supposed to be fun. It seems like everyone forgot that. Why so serious?
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 2:00PM (Unverified) said

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God Hand was a masterpiece of tackiness. Didn't help it's sales any but it will go down as a cult classic.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 2:40PM DevilSei said

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Yeah, this game has always been seen by me as over the top, and never taking itself seriously.
Remember, suplexing a dragon?

And audio, Godhand is f***ing amazing, I've been playing it again, and one thing I'll never forget is the ending theme song. And Bayonetta, though not made by clover, seems to give off the same vibe as it did, which is
"Don't gotta like me, but start bi*** at me and I'll do something that is practically impossible and has something to do with dragons"
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 3:10PM Kamizar said

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"though not made by clover"
You should check out who works at Platinum games.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 3:26PM DevilSei said

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That is true kam, I tend to forget that sometimes. They just don't have the Clover label I'm so used to seeing, and I haven't played any of the games out that they've released.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 11:48AM Special Agent Steve said

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For a second I thought it said "Hands on: Beyonce".

Ludwig IS a ladies man.

Posted: Sep 27th 2009 2:06PM robotoid said

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Did you know she has one of the BEST videos of all time?
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 3:29PM Special Agent Steve said

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Yeah, some guy named CONYA called me up and told me she did. Now I know better to accept calls from people I don't know.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 12:11PM (Unverified) said

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Can you play one of the cool characters instead of Bayonetta herself?

Posted: Sep 27th 2009 12:37PM (Unverified) said

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by now we all should now that 99% of the time, port fails...

Posted: Sep 28th 2009 2:24PM ptcamn said

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Not really. By now we know that you are the only one who thinks that. The rest of us are enjoying excellent ports. Oh! And we also now know that you can't spell correctly.
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Posted: Sep 27th 2009 12:34PM Shadowbender said

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That looks fantastic. Seriously, this is what I've been looking for in a video game. The visuals and action are just stunning, let's just hope the story is nice.

Posted: Sep 27th 2009 12:46PM (Unverified) said

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I watched the trailer and just about had to push my jaw back into place due to the amount of sheer jaw dropping ridiculousness going on. I mean seriously, like Levi said, it's supposed to be this way. If you don't like the idea of a woman shooting her gun boots at angels while cutting one in half with a summoned guillotine, then go back to playing Tiger Woods.

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