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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 6:34PM Dragod said

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Mixing real life with a life-like shooter? That'll end well.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 6:42PM TheDarkWayne said

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classic literary reference tied to a post about video game hide and seek. SCRATCH ONE GRUB!
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 6:45PM ArchiGamer said

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And the award for Classic Literature Reference in a Video Game Blog goes to.....


Manly!
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 7:08PM Mushrooshi said

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The most dangerous game?
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 7:15PM SpaceFox said

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Weird, I just read that story for the first time 2 weeks ago. When I read this post I immediately thought of that. Really good short story...
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 6:35PM Slavik said

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HOLY CRAP DO WANT
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 6:45PM Slavik said

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Actually... Sounds a little too much like Surviving The Game... I'm making the same rash decision as the hero... hmm
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 9:09PM TheDarkWayne said

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well, if you did it, Gary Busey wouldnt be involved, so you'd be a lot better off than Ice T
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 6:41PM Crimsic said

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Nov. 1st, Joystiq: All of the participants of Crysis's even have mysteriously vanished. Crytek has refused to answer any questions at this moment.

Nov. 2nd, Jostiq: Check out these new screens of the next Crysis game...look how real the characters look, and the blood! Look at the terrorized look on theif faces...they've really taken the Crytek engine to the next level.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 7:15PM Ryuk said

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you sir, win the internets.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 9:33PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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So ends the house of Usher.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 6:42PM ArchiGamer said

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Will it be in HD, cause that's a deal breaker for me.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 6:43PM ALBGunner04 said

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Rob Yescombe moved to Crytek? That's great news. I felt sorry when HAZE flopped, especially after all the amazing promotion he did for the game. The guy is hilarious!
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 7:03PM TheDarkWayne said

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Free Radical got bought by Crytek, so unless i didnt pay close enough attention, most if not all Free Radical employees are at Crytek
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 7:05PM ALBGunner04 said

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Haha I forgot. For some reason, I still thought Free Radical declared bankruptcy and everyone lost their jobs. Good news :)
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 6:49PM Discotheque said

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Was it the MOST dangerous?
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 6:52PM jynxycat said

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wt...f?
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 6:55PM Shagittarius said

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I don't understand why all guys 'go gay' for Jason Statham.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 7:04PM Slavik said

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You're implying that you are a woman.. But, as we all no, there are no women on the internet.

So that makes you a cyborg.....
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 7:05PM Shagittarius said

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And who was the star of Cyborg?
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 9:27PM TheDarkWayne said

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Jean Claude Van Damme?
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 6:55PM JeezWhiz87 said

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And I thought the original Crysis had high requirements. How the hell am I supposed to get to the UK every time I want to play? This is getting out of hand.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 6:56PM Crimsic said

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Yay Crytek UK...

The closest thing I have to Free Radical...

='(
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 6:56PM ClarkyAC said

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Nottingham???? FUCK THAT....

Just kidding
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 7:00PM ClarkyAC said

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Although it will just be like the games :D, guns everywhere.
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Posted: Sep 29th 2009 7:28AM Haggard said

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I could use a nanosuit if i ever find myself walking back through Moss Side..
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 6:56PM Typicalgamer said

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didn't the sega cd do that??? except with shitty quality. if you don't know what i'm talking about watch the avgn's review of sega cd.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 7:02PM Fox318 said

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Why isn't Big Download better integrated with Joystiq? There's not even a PC tab up top.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 7:04PM Shagittarius said

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OMG OUTRAGE!!! WHERE IS THE PC TAG!!!

(This is the outrage I've been waiting for)

JOYSTIQ IS TEH BIAS!


...Really though joystiq no love for the PC?
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 7:12PM RKN said

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First thing first is to get developers to show more love to the PC, especially developers who started out with the PC, the system that made them what they are today, and now are completely abandoning it....Epic, I'm looking at you!
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 7:18PM Sly C said

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RKN, what does that have to do with anything that they said besides "PC"?
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 7:42PM RKN said

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Nothing, nothing at all. I just have to vent occasionally like the fanboy that I am. : )
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 7:04PM Bubbameister33 said

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Jumanji?
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 7:16PM Sly C said

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Zathura?
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 7:36PM Austinmus Prime said

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Thank you, Joystiq, for showing me that I'm not the only one who thought Psycho was Jason Statham.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 9:29PM TheDarkWayne said

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Psycho was clearly a bald Vinnie Jones
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 7:41PM (Unverified) said

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wanna join solid snake eat ur heart out i cant wait for them to bring a crysis game out for the console cant be bothered putting money out to make a new pc for myself to put crysis on high res
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 7:51PM (Unverified) said

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i dont get it? so is anyone who shows up can play? or do they select special people to be able to go 'invisible' and run around in their jungle?
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 8:10PM (Unverified) said

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yaay i live hear ive never played the game before but ill get to wear the nanosuit :) epic
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 8:16PM Ballistic H said

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Bondage?
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 8:36PM Marco le Polo said

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See you suckers on the field.
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 9:32PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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Russian Roulette?
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Posted: Sep 28th 2009 10:32PM A Small Kiwi said

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All they need now is the Unreal Tournament Announcer.



"Headshot!"
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Posted: Sep 29th 2009 4:26AM Babel said

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Hungry Hungry Hippos.
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Posted: Sep 29th 2009 6:15AM FallenArms3 said

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It's not that hard to put on gray sweats and play lasertag in your backyard.
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Posted: Sep 29th 2009 9:46AM MemphisLeak said

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Twister... with lions
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Posted: Sep 29th 2009 1:01PM nmezib said

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... Might not be much fun for the Korean fans of the game
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Posted: Sep 29th 2009 1:46PM Glassneedles said

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Score! I live in nottingham:D
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