Kristen Bell returns as Lucy in Assassin's Creed 2
by Griffin McElroy 
{ Oct 3rd 2009 at 12:10AM } 
Okay, fine -- Assassin's Creed's Lucy, the mousey assistant who helped operate the DNA-reading Animus device, was pretty boring. That blame can't really be placed upon the adorable shoulders of Kristen Bell, who voiced the character. She did the best she could with the ... it's not like she had a ... she's Veronica Mars! We can't speak ill of Veronica Mars!
A recent batch of promotional photos have confirmed Bell's involvement in Assassin's Creed 2. She'll perform the role of Lucy again, and she'll perform it flawlessly, like everything else she's ever done in her entire life. Ever.
A recent batch of promotional photos have confirmed Bell's involvement in Assassin's Creed 2. She'll perform the role of Lucy again, and she'll perform it flawlessly, like everything else she's ever done in her entire life. Ever.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
MystileArmor @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:14AM
I'd hit it.
Prof. Von Manifest of the Clan McCloud (illogical logic is still logical) @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:17AM
I guess you'd get sloppy seconds!
MystileArmor @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:20AM
I said I would, I'm not saying it's going to happen.
Mr. Manly ESC Mcbeefington Ferguson The Second @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:38AM
Can I say she is beatiful and charismatic of would that get me banned?
MystileArmor @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:48AM
... so someone is disagreeing with the fact I wouldn't mind doing her? I'm confused. Anyone wants to elaborate the downvoting?
Or was today's internet reserved for feminists or something, and I wasn't made aware?
Mr. Manly ESC Mcbeefington Ferguson The Second @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:48AM
*or.
THE WICKER MAN (BWF) (GT: Dalek Prime) @ Oct 3rd 2009 1:35AM
No talks about Kristen Bell like that!
PR0F3TA (PSN - PROPHETA) @ Oct 3rd 2009 1:36AM
yeah I'm confused too... is he getting downvoted because he said he'd do it with a very attractive woman or am I missing something
freaparn @ Oct 3rd 2009 1:41AM
I for one am inclined to agree that Mystile would likely hit it, given the chance.
t_m @ Oct 3rd 2009 1:54AM
Maybe he got downvoted because it's the sort of juvenile response that you'd only get away with on the internet. Or because it kind of paints an image of sad loner gamers who always say "i'd hit it" when infact never doing anything of the sort.
But then again, this IS the internet... so i'd have expected it to get 3 hearts. Maybe joystiq is growing up?
[ArchiGamer] [Soon to be a major religion] @ Oct 3rd 2009 1:56AM
Wow, this is the weirdest downvote ever...
Saihna @ Oct 3rd 2009 2:02AM
I don't like seeing Mystile get downvoted. It feels wrong....
[ArchiGamer] [Soon to be a major religion] @ Oct 3rd 2009 2:04AM
Is it because he is a fat little German kid who looks at you with puppy eyes that scream "but its my hamburger" or something else?
Saihna @ Oct 3rd 2009 2:31AM
German kid, definitely German kid.
PR0F3TA (PSN - PROPHETA) @ Oct 3rd 2009 9:36AM
i'd still hit that with the force of God's fist, time and time again.
... "won't somebody please think of the children"
Levi @ Oct 3rd 2009 10:36AM
I'd hit it too.
Power in numbers XD
Prof. Von Manifest of the Clan McCloud (illogical logic is still logical) @ Oct 3rd 2009 11:48AM
The gays must have invaded Joystiq.
@Mystile
To elaborate, I ment:
I guess you'd get MY sloppy seconds, 'cause I would totally hit that first.
PR0F3TA (PSN - PROPHETA) @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:54PM
umm not gays... more like sensitive bitches who like to protect some chick from derogatory terms of sexual conduct, who i might add, they do not know/will know/even know they exist.
Gloqwi @ Oct 3rd 2009 8:23PM
I've never seen so many bleached-out comments in a row, it looks like there may be an error with the page!
ragetek @ Oct 4th 2009 1:38PM
she was super hot in heroes!! :P
Lunastra78 (PSN: lunastra78) @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:14AM
yum yum
golobulus @ Oct 3rd 2009 3:32AM
her face ain't right...she looks like a two-face...left looks different than the right.
robert @ Oct 3rd 2009 10:51AM
Harvey Dent would hit that.
Copland @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:20AM
She looks beautiful :)
MystileArmor @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:23AM
Why do you have to go and ruin it?...
Why, huh? Why can't you be like any other normal person and say something like "drool", "I'd hit it", :yummy yummy", "I'd drink her bathwater" or something of that nature.
MowDownJoe @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:36AM
What's with you and bathwater? Who takes baths nowadays? Seriously...
Kenoji (aka Neo Asuma) @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:39AM
I agree with Cop. She's pretty cute.
MystileArmor @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:41AM
Let me just say my post needed a /sarcasm tag
You know what.. nevermind.
sonicspike41 @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:59AM
I'm with MowDownJoe (so hard to not type out Mojo Jojo instead).
What's with you and bath water... and fat people... and Megan Fox? Okay, well that last one isn't too hard since a lot of people fantasize about her.
I hope I don't sound rude, I know you were just being sarcastic and weren't serious. I'm just wondering what is it about bath water that you find so comical.
MystileArmor @ Oct 3rd 2009 1:01AM
I was kind of making fun of myself by saying that. The whole megan fox/bathwater thing still haunts people, so I thought it was funny.
BananaBoat @ Oct 3rd 2009 1:16AM
We're still a little creeped out.
[ArchiGamer] [Soon to be a major religion] @ Oct 3rd 2009 2:02AM
Let's not forget Sam Raimi and his blog!!
Van Faulk @ Oct 3rd 2009 9:47AM
There is no place on that woman I would not put my tongue.
i.c. weiner @ Oct 3rd 2009 11:55AM
@ van faulk- would you put it in her eye?
arkweld @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:23AM
Bring it on, bring it on, yeah.
Deadpool @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:26AM
Awww.....Rick Moranis how I miss Thee. :)
Deadpool @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:31AM
What the?? Oh, uh crap...I meant Kristen Bell, not Rick Moranis. Seriously, you guys know I meant Kristen Bell...heheheh....yeah.
Mr. Manly ESC Mcbeefington Ferguson The Second @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:46AM
I miss Rick Moranis too.
Honey, I [past tence verb] the [Subject] movies are pretty neat,even today.
The Pirate @ Oct 3rd 2009 8:10AM
Honey, I Screwed the Pooch movies are pretty neat,even today.
M. Dizzy @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:24PM
There was another that didn't make it out of production
Honey, I Ate Your Balls
Reinard @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:26AM
Wait. Didn't they say this game would take place entirely in the past and have very little obvious connection to the characters in the first one?
Or did I make that up in my sleep? Entirely possible I did that.
Pantsparty @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:28AM
Um, Your just playing that guys memories... So the present day/future setting will be the same.
Mr. Manly ESC Mcbeefington Ferguson The Second @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:41AM
You don't need to be a genius to figure out Lucy is going to be in this game and the game after this one,after all she is Desmond/Altair/Ezio GF in all ages.
Maxx the Slash @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:38AM
Question: WHAT was boring about Lucy? She was a lab assistant who never got to talk and did what she was told and gave Desmond subtle hints (how to leave his room when the Animus session was over, etc.). What else COULD she have done to make herself not boring? Do cartwheels and backflips while juggling torches? Don't pick on Lucy.
Mr. Manly ESC Mcbeefington Ferguson The Second @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:44AM
"She was a lab assistant who never got to talk"
Objection!
If you press X during some moments she tells you the story of her life.
I just missed one conversation for the achievement but AC is a game you only play once.
(Huh thinking about it all you need to play this game was the analog stick and 2 buttons.)
stormtrooper190 (IcelandTerrorist) @ Oct 3rd 2009 1:36PM
so i could play it with an NES controller?
Baalzak @ Oct 3rd 2009 2:33PM
Your NES controller has an analog stick?
Mr.ESC @ Oct 3rd 2009 3:46PM
*is
*or
I really need the edit button.
IcelandTerrorist (stormtrooper190) @ Oct 3rd 2009 5:35PM
just make the analoge stick digital.
CH3BURASHKA @ Oct 3rd 2009 12:44AM
She was awesome in Heroes, 2nd season. Too bad they killed her off, her character could use some more development.