Okay, fine -- Assassin's Creed's Lucy, the mousey assistant who helped operate the DNA-reading Animus device, was pretty boring. That blame can't really be placed upon the adorable shoulders of Kristen Bell, who voiced the character. She did the best she could with the ... it's not like she had a ... she's Veronica Mars! We can't speak ill of Veronica Mars!
A recent batch of promotional photos have confirmed Bell's involvement in Assassin's Creed 2. She'll perform the role of Lucy again, and she'll perform it flawlessly, like everything else she's ever done in her entire life. Ever.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 12:20AM MystileArmor said
I said I would, I'm not saying it's going to happen.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 12:48AM MystileArmor said
... so someone is disagreeing with the fact I wouldn't mind doing her? I'm confused. Anyone wants to elaborate the downvoting?
Or was today's internet reserved for feminists or something, and I wasn't made aware?
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Or was today's internet reserved for feminists or something, and I wasn't made aware?
Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 1:54AM (Unverified) said
Maybe he got downvoted because it's the sort of juvenile response that you'd only get away with on the internet. Or because it kind of paints an image of sad loner gamers who always say "i'd hit it" when infact never doing anything of the sort.
But then again, this IS the internet... so i'd have expected it to get 3 hearts. Maybe joystiq is growing up?
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But then again, this IS the internet... so i'd have expected it to get 3 hearts. Maybe joystiq is growing up?
Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 2:04AM ArchiGamer said
Is it because he is a fat little German kid who looks at you with puppy eyes that scream "but its my hamburger" or something else?
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 8:23PM (Unverified) said
I've never seen so many bleached-out comments in a row, it looks like there may be an error with the page!
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 12:23AM MystileArmor said
Why do you have to go and ruin it?...
Why, huh? Why can't you be like any other normal person and say something like "drool", "I'd hit it", :yummy yummy", "I'd drink her bathwater" or something of that nature.
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Why, huh? Why can't you be like any other normal person and say something like "drool", "I'd hit it", :yummy yummy", "I'd drink her bathwater" or something of that nature.
Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 12:36AM MowDownJoe said
What's with you and bathwater? Who takes baths nowadays? Seriously...
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 12:41AM MystileArmor said
Let me just say my post needed a /sarcasm tag
You know what.. nevermind.
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You know what.. nevermind.
Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 12:59AM sonicspike41 said
I'm with MowDownJoe (so hard to not type out Mojo Jojo instead).
What's with you and bath water... and fat people... and Megan Fox? Okay, well that last one isn't too hard since a lot of people fantasize about her.
I hope I don't sound rude, I know you were just being sarcastic and weren't serious. I'm just wondering what is it about bath water that you find so comical.
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What's with you and bath water... and fat people... and Megan Fox? Okay, well that last one isn't too hard since a lot of people fantasize about her.
I hope I don't sound rude, I know you were just being sarcastic and weren't serious. I'm just wondering what is it about bath water that you find so comical.
Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 1:01AM MystileArmor said
I was kind of making fun of myself by saying that. The whole megan fox/bathwater thing still haunts people, so I thought it was funny.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 8:10AM The Pirate said
Honey, I Screwed the Pooch movies are pretty neat,even today.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 12:28AM PantsParty said
Um, Your just playing that guys memories... So the present day/future setting will be the same.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 12:38AM Maxx the Slasher said
Question: WHAT was boring about Lucy? She was a lab assistant who never got to talk and did what she was told and gave Desmond subtle hints (how to leave his room when the Animus session was over, etc.). What else COULD she have done to make herself not boring? Do cartwheels and backflips while juggling torches? Don't pick on Lucy.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 12:44AM ch3burashka said
She was awesome in Heroes, 2nd season. Too bad they killed her off, her character could use some more development.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 2:50PM ChomskyKnows said
holy shit. that was lightning bolt chick? she was the hottest chick on the show...no offense to whiny cheerleader chick, but i'd rather save lightning chick.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 1:45PM (Unverified) said
Yes she was. I stopped watching that pos show after they killed her off. Cheerleader chick is worthless for eye candy.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 12:49AM AtomicPlayboy said
Sometimes I start to think that I'm going soft, and losing some of my considerable disgust with the human race. Then I just look at any comment thread for an article which has a picture of a woman, and remember why I have so little regard for my fellow man.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:28AM AtomicPlayboy said
@MystileArmor: the username is a play on a historical quote, and has nothing to do with the magazine or the lifestyle. Google it.
@the rest who replied: the prosecution rests.
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@the rest who replied: the prosecution rests.
Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 10:15AM (Unverified) said
Think highly of yourself much? jees what a freggin narcissist, why dont u go hump a mirror or something atomic....
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