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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:07PM carbonize said

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Also first to get voted down.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:08PM Dr Acula said

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And how.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:10PM gLitterbug said

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Anyone with eyes and a brain saw in the first screens that he didn't become fat but put on muscle.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:20PM TheDarkWayne said

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in pic 5 at least, he very clearly has a gut, definitely not muscle there
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 6:10PM nukee said

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No no no. Those are his ab muscles, they're just that large.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 6:45PM freaparn said

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That ain't a six-pack, that's a keg.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 8:20PM philipjfryrish said

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Finally a hero I can relate to!
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Posted: Oct 4th 2009 2:38AM Autopsy15 said

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Just look at his silhouette in pic 4. It kind of makes you sad for Max.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:11PM Deadpool said

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Hey guys! Is he allowed to say (1st to comment) :) and get away with it? I don't know the rules about saying I'm first so I just don't do it.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:16PM Bubbameister33 said

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That's not the preferred nomenclature.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:20PM swimtedswim said

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i want max payne not uncharted 1 and a half!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 7:36PM Fullmetal Salchemist said

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My thoughts exactly.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 8:56PM (Unverified) said

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Then wait until the game is released, and play it. I'm sure you won't be disappointed.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 9:50PM Burns11 said

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I'm sure you have no idea how we'll feel about the game once it's released.
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Posted: Oct 4th 2009 12:25AM (Unverified) said

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My point is, he'll still most likely be getting a true Max Payne game, regardless in the change of location and the change in the characters appearance. Rockstar isn't required to stick with a rainy city JUST because the series is inspired by film noir. That isn't all that noir revolves around.
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Posted: Oct 4th 2009 2:06AM arkweld said

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Splinter Cell Uncharted: Max Payne 3
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:20PM Arsenic13 said

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Idk if I like the direction this one is going. He looks like Bruce Willis now. And everyone knows how much I lurve the Willis, but this doesnt look right for Max Payne.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:40PM Deadpool said

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With Bruce Willis we could see the baldness coming since the first Diehard. Now Max Payne had a healthy full head of hair, with no signs of male pattern baldness. I remember looking at Max Payne 2 saying to myself "Wow look at that nice head of hair" and now look it.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:21PM iamnotafish said

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As long as they keep the gritty, film noire feel of the first two, they'll be fine. But how they can do that in Sao Paolo is beyond me.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:22PM Deadpool said

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Ohh...nomenclature. That's a new word for me. I'm gonna go look it up....because knowing is half the battle! :)
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:32PM (Unverified) said

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im think that the last pic is from mw2
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:26PM Mvp576 said

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WOW Uncharted 3 looks so amaz...oh...(looks closer)...nvm
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:38PM The1stMJC said

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Still kind of iffy on the direction Max Payne is going, but gotta give the devs credit for going that direction. Let's see this unfold.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:40PM Aerothorn said

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Still don't see how they're going to pull this off without Sam Lake.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 5:12PM (Unverified) said

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The same wondering..
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 7:13PM ch3burashka said

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Oh shit, he's not on the project??? Now I'm more worried... his unique, albeit weird, use of metaphors and similes better still be there, though I don't know if that style can be copied.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 9:15PM linebeginstoblur said

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Exactly. I'm totally with you there. I loved the first two Max Payne games, but I think a lot of that came from Sam Lake and the others at Remedy. Even if Rockstar Vancouver can do a pretty good job and make it a good game overall, I'm worried it just might not seem like it fits with the other Max Payne games...
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:46PM Gate Stormer said

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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:48PM (Unverified) said

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I can't wait for the new Punisher game, it's looking great so far! What happened to Frank Castle's hair?
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:58PM Deadpool said

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Are you really comparing Max Payne to the Punisher?

******************************************WARNING************************************************

Do not watch this video if you have a weak tolerance of blatent gore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dln9MPCeJqA
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 5:27PM Sly C said

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punisher warzone is the funniest action movie i have ever seen.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 5:32PM (Unverified) said

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Lol god Warzone was a terrible movie, but if you think of it as just another Troma grade film then it is an instant comedy classic.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 10:07PM (Unverified) said

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Dolph Lundgren was the best Frank Castle. I loved that movie back in the day.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:50PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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Euphoria?! Fucking finally! Count me in!!!
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 7:43PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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I can't really like the Euphoria engine? Tough crowd.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:56PM (Unverified) said

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WANT
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 5:02PM NathanDTS said

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WANT is an anogram anagram of TANW!!! And that, Joystiq community, is a fact... a smelly fact.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:56PM PoisonWolf said

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What has size got to do with anything? As long as the story is good and he can still perform bullet-time, they can make him look like a donut for all I care!
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 7:11PM ch3burashka said

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Maybe they'll call it Donut Time... he'll shoot dudes while eating donuts.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 4:58PM mrln said

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Is this the underworld? There are so many ghosted comments!
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 5:00PM Gate Stormer said

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Hmm...bullet-time AND Euphoria engine?! SIGN ME UP!

I bought Max Payne 2 for PC from a friend for $7. Quite possibly THE BEST $7 I have EVER spent on a game.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 5:02PM mrln said

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Is there really controversy over the new location for the game? I love the idea of exploring new places!
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 5:10PM juggalotusmx said

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Nope no controversy, plus everybody loves brazil
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 5:05PM cylet said

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fat drunk white guy in south america killing all that isn't white... i don't see how this is max payne... and is it really bullet time, or alcohol time?
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 5:05PM Deadpool said

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Let it be known that I am now offically the Ghost with the Most. Sorry BeatleJuice...you know we still love you. :)

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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 5:07PM gLitterbug said

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I guess you've never seen anyone who works out and is not posing or in a weight class that is far removed from beefy.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 5:09PM gLitterbug said

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argh, should've been a reply to another comment, but well, still valid for all the fat comments anyway
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 5:16PM (Unverified) said

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This game will justify an eventual 1500$ new rig.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 5:35PM (Unverified) said

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Yes I agree, everyone will need to buy a new 1500 dollar dress (rig) when this game comes out.

PC gamers calling their computer a rig makes me RAGE and wanna kill a bag of kittens by beating them to death with dead babies.
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Posted: Oct 3rd 2009 6:20PM Gate Stormer said

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RIG RIG RIG!!!!!

*runs away*
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