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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:26PM (Unverified) said

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But...but...I can't put my Saturn titles in there!

Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:35PM Assmar said

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In where? WTF are you talking about moron? DC 10th Anniversary was last month, which makes this joke 7 years late in internet time.

We didn't need one nonsensical post from you, let alone two.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:37PM (Unverified) said

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Says the person who wanted a Steam section when he already knew what was coming out...
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:41PM Assmar said

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Yeah, because I wanted that Steam release list for myself... moron.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:43PM (Unverified) said

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Look, they talked about putting your outdates sports titles in there. I have outdated Saturn Sports titles. But, since they're in the old longboxes, they won't fit.

Get it?
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:45PM Assmar said

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More ellipses than elaboration rarely helps to get your point across, but now it makes sense!
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:59PM darkinchworm said

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Jose, judging by many of your comments, it would seem as though you have an interest in applying for Joystiq's Unnecessarily Douchey Douchebag position. I'm sorry to inform you that we already have many fine candidates vying for and even tied for the position.

Get the fuck out of here.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 3:02PM Jerk Face said

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What in the fuck is happening to Joystiq? Weren't you kids supposed to go back to high school in the fall? It must be all the god damned iPhones.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 3:08PM darkinchworm said

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I don't think you realize that even I crack that joke sometimes. Nice try.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 3:17PM (Unverified) said

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I don't think he's applying, I think he just took the job.

Any bets on how long before he gets banned? I bet he doesn't last longer than Kodick did.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 4:50PM Duke said

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Hey Jose / inchlongdick, you really don't need to put a signature in your posts.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 7:10PM pibs said

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Can't we all just get along. Not one day can pass without people arguing :/

Can't wait to try out Lucidity this week, seems like a pretty cool game.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:26PM Assmar said

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Where's the Steam section. We're getting Lucdity on the 7th as well, stiq.

Plus Cities: XL on the 9th, whatever the hell that is.

Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:28PM Fox318 said

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If its not on the Mac most of Joystiq's editors don't care.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:31PM Assmar said

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Joystiq needs to assimilate BigDownload completely, and give it its own tab at the top of the page. They end up stealing so many stories from BigDownload anyway, and they're already affiliated somehow.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 3:37PM Deaths Hand said

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"Somehow" affiliated?!
Did you not see the bright "powered by joystiq" notation above the news?
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 3:42PM ytilanigiroon said

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Jose, you might get better results if you drank some water... or ate food after midnight...
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 3:46PM Assmar said

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Because "Powered by Joystiq" isn't in the least bit vague at all. What about the rest of the site? Joystiq has an entirely different deal going with the formerly fanboy sites than they do with BigDownload, and I'd just like to be clued in as to what the deal entails, and what it doesn't. It is obvious that they ARE affiliated what isn't clear is how.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 11:32PM mynk said

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i dont think this guy has EVER heard of aol blogs.
i bet his mind would blow when you tell him engadget is a sister site.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:28PM GreenElf said

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Coffin.. Love it!

Seriously. Why keep them when you could trade them in for almost 1.50 in credit!?!

Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:28PM ziggen said

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2K needs to fix the frame rate drops before selling this game. The game play is good providing that you adjust some sliders... Other than that its another incomplete broken game with bugs crawling like it was a New York sewer.

Posted: Oct 5th 2009 10:00PM Levi said

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sometimes people refer to titles when they talk about them...?
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 1:28AM ziggen said

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NBA 2K10
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:30PM (Unverified) said

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Can I used this to return my red-ringed 360 to Microsoft?

Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:31PM Tre G said

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Did Sega either confirm or deny the Alpha Protocol delay? I know everyone and their mother pretty much has taken it as fact, but was there official word on it?

Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:34PM (Unverified) said

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Sega hasn't confirmed it, but Amazon did, which is just as good.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 6:01PM The BZA said

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man i hate this article/pic so much.. it just made and broke my day all in 1 sec. but i love joystiq. I HATE SEGA. almost release, still no word, still no update on their site. WTF!?
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:31PM (Unverified) said

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Why the fuck would anyone want a Saw game? The movies were bad enough.

Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:56PM CheeziePotato said

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It's probably an Activision game
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 3:04PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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I think it's made by Konami. I'm not really into the Saw movies but I could see it translating itself well to a game with all the puzzles to solve.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 10:05PM Levi said

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lol.. I actually come on to see if anyone is interested but me... Definitely not for $60... but I remember hearing they were going to do a Saw game, and wondering how the hell they were going to throw together an actual game based on it without resulting to a series of trap-oriented minigames. The hands-on sounded interesting, sort of Manhunt-ish... One guy's in a big trap ful of other people in traps, and everyone elses' trap involves trying to kill you to save their lives... hence the eplanation for gameplay.

I'm sure it has a much better chance of getting bad reviews, but I have a quarter of an eye on it until I read that it bombs.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:35PM Shagittarius said

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All they had to do was offer a 2k labeled Jock and it woulda been the best pre-order ever.

Posted: Oct 5th 2009 3:19PM Assmar said

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In all fairness (with the exceptions of FNR4 and Skate) EA has the same deal going with its sports franchise fans.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 7:35PM Dirty said

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The biggest problem with offering a free jock with every pre-order is the inevitability of a bunch of nerds sneaking into the store at night to pour liquid heat on to them.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:38PM TheDarkWayne said

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Very excited for Flashpoint, not enough to buy it mind you, but realistic 1 shot 1 kill, bleed out deaths, bandage and painkillers medics is definitely worth a gamefly

Posted: Oct 5th 2009 3:16PM kentuckyfried said

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I'm excited too; picking it up unless the reviews get worse.

The PC version already picked up a 90, the ps3 version a 70, so it's approx. coming in at an 80 I guess.
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 8:35AM iceKXG said

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I am still debating whether or not to buy this game. If I do get Flashpoint though, it'll probably be for the PC as I believe it will have a much longer life span than on the 360. The graphics will look better too. Also, it's $20 cheaper on PC.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:41PM (Unverified) said

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this is a better incentive then what most games give, if i were going to buy a nba game this year this would be something to look at... but basketball isnt really my thing, it all looks the same.

Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:42PM Pure Black World Tendency said

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Demon's Souls!

Uh yeah, that is all I have to say...

Posted: Oct 5th 2009 3:02PM LokeSTL said

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I'll go ahead and add EFFIN' AYE to that. Can't wait to get mine in the mail tomorrow!!
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 3:02PM Blkant said

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About damn time hu? ^_^
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 10:04PM Finito said

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I can't believe the scores this game is getting. It's this year's Valkyria Chronicles as a great niche PS3 title. It sucks that I live in Europe and will probably have to pay 75 euro if I want the Deluxe edition...
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 12:05AM Shane86 said

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@ finito, €55 on axelmusic.com
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 4:29PM Professor Lario said

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Yea - where the heck did this game come from!? First I head about it was when it started crawling to the top of metacritic. Leave it to Atlus I guess.

I've read some of the reviews and the game sounds great. Amazingly gamespot's review is very well done.
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Posted: Oct 10th 2009 5:03PM (Unverified) said

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Seventh'd? Well, if all the replies count as a +1.
I've been waiting for this for months. It was my first ps3 game (already added a couple to the list) and I am far from disappointed. Actually pleasantly surprised. All the words people said, positive or not, I couldn't translate either way until I played it.

Once I did...You know the rest.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:48PM CJLopez said

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demons souls is the only way i'm interested in, but given how my lcoal retailer is delaying the last week releases (spyborgs, dead space extraction, valhala knight: eldar saga, ninja gaiden sigma 2) and this month game will be brutal legend, i think i'll grab it when i have extra cash or see it on the discount bin, xD

Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:52PM thesimplicity said

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Tale of Tales' Fatale releases today (October 5th) for PC and Mac, as well.

Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:54PM rapidix said

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demon's souls!
let me have it!

Posted: Oct 5th 2009 2:54PM DonaldMick said

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So why did it suddenly change to Alpha Protocol?

Posted: Oct 5th 2009 3:07PM bongoes said

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Yeah, what the heck? Though I do think this joke is funnier.
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