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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 2:05AM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 2:38AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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As a Final Fantasy vet, ellipses is practically a second language.

And really, "first?". For shame.
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 2:54AM MystileArmor said

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Blank-Mage, I need you with me when I chat with women on the interwebz, cause they usually respond somewhere along the conversation with a:
"......"
at first I thought they just ignored me cause I I ask them to rub chokolate pooding all over, but now I understand they speak a different tongue.
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 2:54AM ArchiGamer said

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I thought he was expressing his distaste of such mods with controllers and people who do weird and useless modifications to them?


Of course, I really suck at reading ellipses....
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 6:14AM Jamp said

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So, you've been playing some Golgo 13, eh?

Dot dot dot dot
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 2:06AM (Unverified) said

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Umm...okay?
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 2:10AM SpeeGold said

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I don't get it. That's not even a good/clever/practical mod. I feel like there are much more interesting things to be done with a Dreamcast controller, like (as the article mentioned) playing Power Stone.
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 8:14AM Herbaceous Border Patrol said

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I saw this on Engadget yesterday and thought it was crap.
Now it's today and Joystiq, and I'll let you guess what I think.

Winner gets a cookie.
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 8:47AM Dark Archon PSN Archonik XBL Dar said

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@herbaceous border patrol:
You think that someone will get the answer right sooner rather than later.

Can I get my cookie now?
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 9:30AM SonicH04 said

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Ummm.... why not just use the VMU hole that already exists?
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 2:10AM TDiddy said

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That is the most boring controller mod ever...
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 10:41AM PlatinumSkeet said

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What a waste of a Dreamcast controller. It would've been better if they modded it to take the Iphone in the VMU slot and made an app for the Iphone to act as VMU.

Add another Joystiq on the right hand side, change it to USB and make it compatible with Xbox360/PS3/Wii then this guy could have sold me on a modded controller...
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 2:16AM (Unverified) said

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Just more proof iphone owners have no real value of technology, just image.
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 2:22AM ClarkyAC said

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This matt controller needs more shine!!!!
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 2:18AM CaramelZappa said

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What a waste.
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 5:35AM Giroro said

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of what? the dreamcast has the worst controller ever made.
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 7:13AM (Unverified) said

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Boo this man!


Boooooooooooooo!
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 8:19AM whylekat said

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Boo indeed! I still marvel at the technology that is dreamcast.

Best. Console. Everrrrrrr.
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 9:12AM bm111 said

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The Dreamcast controller -is- a horrible hand destroying piece of crap. That said, the Dreamcast overall is a great console and the iphone doesn't deserve to stand in its shadow, let alone sit in some kind of terribly made dock fashioned out of its controller.
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 3:08PM CheeziePotato said

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The Dreamcast was great, but SNES was the best console of all time.
Super Mario World, Zelda A Link To The Past, Street Fighter II, Super Mario RPG, Donkey Kong Country 1, 2, and 3, Final Fantasy VI, Super Mario All-Stars, Super Mario Kart, Super Metriod, and much more
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 8:42PM CaramelZappa said

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Well, the SNES certainly had some of the best games of all time. However, the console itself was made special only because of it's games. Otherwise it's improvements over the NES were not that special. More buttons and better graphics.

The dreamcast, as a console, was really special because it pioneered online gaming, browsers and mouse/keyboard on the console. It was amazing because of how ahead of its time it was. It's also impressive that even though it eventually got crushed by the PS2, it still managed to pump out some really fantastic games in it's short time. No, they might not be as memorable as some of those SNES classics, but the Dreamcast was still one of the most impressive consoles launched.
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 2:21AM Tre said

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Yeah...

I'll stick to my normal iPod dock, thanks. Our Dreamcast controllers are pristine and we do not plan to put that in jeopardy anytime soon.

Besides, that looks a bit... odd.
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 2:24AM Tre said

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Besides, this one is a bit more appealing to me because it doesn't waste a poor controller.

http://www.iphonesavior.com/2009/09/this-ipod-bread-dock-takes-little-dough-to-make.html
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 2:58AM MystileArmor said

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I challenge anyone to make the turd-dock. A piece of shit that'll hold your iPhone.
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 3:02AM ArchiGamer said

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Shit holding shit? I....that's a paradox where dealing with here...
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 4:35AM (Unverified) said

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If your Dreamcast controllers are pristine, you aren't using them enough. New ones are a dime a dozen, go nuts!
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 9:01AM darkinchworm said

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Mystile, would you hold my iPhone for a sec?

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EPIC BURN KEKE +9001 POINTS
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 2:21AM DeepFriedSushi said

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JC, i'm sorry but that is dumb as hell, not funny, not cleaver, ugly, effortless(both the modder and you for posting this waste of time).
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 2:24AM ClarkyAC said

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I think you'll find you waste your own time. Considering you don't have to read the damn thing. Prehaps posting will get your time wasted back.. oh...
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 2:31AM (Unverified) said

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Such a waste of a good controller...
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 2:35AM Tre said

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May that Dreamcast controller live a happy life in the next world.
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 2:36AM ch3burashka said

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The VMU comes home from a long, hard exhaustive day's work. The boss was being an asshole, but he made it through the day. He calls out to his wife, the Dreamcast controller, "Honey, I'm home!". He hears muffled sounds, and he knows something is wrong. He runs up the stairs, turns the corner and busts through the door, ready to apprehend her attackers. Instead, he sees another man, the iPhone in bed with his wife.

Silence.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!" VMU says in a loud, steady tone. The Dreamcast controller is trembling, "Honey, I'm sorry, I didn't think you'd come home so soon!". "I said," the VMU is trembling in anger, "what the fuck is he doing here." The iPhone stutters out, "Come on now, VMU, let's calm down. Let's not do anything we would regret later." The VMU looks up at the iPhone, briskly pulls the police-certified pistol and takes a single shot. iPhone, taken by surprise, clenches at his broken screen, looks deep into the Dreamcast controller's eyes and utters his last words, "I love you...".

That's what I imagine when I see that picture. What about you?
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 2:40AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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I'll tell you what I didn't think: That.
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 2:46AM MystileArmor said

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I want some of whatever you're snorting/smoking/inhaling, Ch3burashka
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 2:48AM waynski1457 said

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Reading this made me think that it would be cool if he wrote a VMU app and found a way to hook it up to the controller in place of one.
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 2:48AM ArchiGamer said

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Can I buy pot from you?
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 2:55AM MystileArmor said

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I will give head for crac.. I mean drugs are naughty!
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 3:01AM ArchiGamer said

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You take credit cards?
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 3:03AM MystileArmor said

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I'll take foodstamps
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 3:05AM ArchiGamer said

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FYI that's a Robot Chicken reference, before any one thinks other wise....
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 3:05AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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God, I love the internet.
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 3:08AM MystileArmor said

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I love you too Blank-Mage.
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 3:10AM ch3burashka said

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@ArchiGamer: I don't watch Robot Chicken, that picture just invokes that kind of scenario.
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 3:10AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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Hugs?
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 3:12AM ArchiGamer said

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*hugs*
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 3:13AM MystileArmor said

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I'm a little teapot?
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 3:14AM MystileArmor said

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*kisses*
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 3:15AM ArchiGamer said

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Here's is my spout......???
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 3:18AM MystileArmor said

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Here's my handle, and juice comes out?

Where am I?
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Posted: Oct 6th 2009 3:19AM ArchiGamer said

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Why do I feel like this is will go on forever?


And, why am I hungry?
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