We can look back and laugh at the funny dialogue and guys-in-underpants of previous Grand Theft Auto IV:The Ballad of Gay Tony trailers, but in the latest one, things get real. It's titled "There's Always a Girl" (after a featured line of dialogue) but could more accurately be dubbed, "There's Always Jumping from Motorcycles onto Moving Jets and Tearing Through Liberty City in an Armored Personnel Carrier."
Oh, it has more of Luis parachuting into Liberty City and even confronting (then riding with) members of The Lost motorcycle club -- you know, from the previous DLC, The Lost and Damned. All of this paired with Roxette's "She's Got the Look." You've got to look!
Of course I knew that, I'm not an idiot lol. I bought lost and damned when it came out and traded in gta 4 not long after beating it. I'm not gonna buy the episodes when I already have half of it.
I finally got around to finishing Lost and the Damned and it was quality! I'm looking forward to this. Taking out a car full of people with a machine gun or rocket launcher never really gets old. Hurray for video games!
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Tom Kalinske, CEO. (tomkalinske.blogspot.com) @ Oct 7th 2009 4:01PM
This is Gay. Literally.
Bunny Xbox @ Oct 7th 2009 4:17PM
Is your first real name is Thomas?
Chas Winterbottom @ Oct 7th 2009 4:18PM
Oop! Looks like somebody farted and tried to blame it on the blog!
xtremeholymuffin @ Oct 7th 2009 4:32PM
Er...but it IS gay.
It's in the title.
Tom Kalinske, CEO. (tomkalinske.blogspot.com) @ Oct 7th 2009 4:33PM
Exactly. I'm glad someone had the brains to get the joke.
Jason Statham (Has a ps3 now) @ Oct 7th 2009 5:36PM
It's still a pretty bad one, so perhaps you do deserve the downvotes.
Uncontrol @ Oct 7th 2009 4:03PM
That's all well and good, but they should be making Bully 2 instead. :(
Warlord @ Oct 9th 2009 5:01AM
YOU BASTARD !!!! now i wanna play Bully
thnx =p
HighFiveJesus @ Oct 7th 2009 4:07PM
ah man make it for my computer! it would look so good
RKN @ Oct 7th 2009 4:25PM
I know, Microsoft please bring the DLC to the PC version, PLEASE!!!
Chris D.(PSN: Aggie_CEO | XBL:The Aggie CEO | Steam: Aggie_CEO @ Oct 7th 2009 4:08PM
When does Liberty City Stories come out? I want to make sure I have an open slot in my GameFly Q to have it sent right out...
Jason Statham (Has a ps3 now) @ Oct 7th 2009 4:09PM
Pretty sure October 29th.
SPAMGOD!! @ Oct 7th 2009 4:11PM
only on Xbox
HighFiveJesus @ Oct 7th 2009 4:17PM
liar
Chris D.(PSN: Aggie_CEO | XBL:The Aggie CEO | Steam: Aggie_CEO @ Oct 7th 2009 4:19PM
yea I just noticed that as a link up under the post....
and Spam I KNOW its on 360....whats your point?
Jinsenken @ Oct 7th 2009 10:19PM
Why was he downvoted? He asked a GTA related question.
Julian @ Oct 8th 2009 11:01AM
I'm pretty sure it came out about three years ago for PSP. Then about a year later for the PS2.
Chris D.(PSN: Aggie_CEO | XBL:The Aggie CEO | Steam: Aggie_CEO @ Oct 8th 2009 11:55AM
dude....thats what the Bundle of DLC on the Disc is called as well.....sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
Chris D.(PSN: Aggie_CEO | XBL:The Aggie CEO | Steam: Aggie_CEO @ Oct 8th 2009 11:56AM
Well EPISODES from Liberty City...
but most people knew what I meant
Jason Statham (Has a ps3 now) @ Oct 7th 2009 4:09PM
Goddamn with each trailer they manage to make this game even more badass than before.
tmacairjordan87 @ Oct 7th 2009 4:17PM
This looks like it will finally make GTA 4 fun so I went out and got another used copy, can't wait to play this
Kleptomaniac @ Oct 7th 2009 4:22PM
You know this is also a stand alone release you could of just rented it instead of having to buy GTA 4 used.
Chris D.(PSN: Aggie_CEO | XBL:The Aggie CEO | Steam: Aggie_CEO @ Oct 7th 2009 4:22PM
you know you could have just bought Liberty City Stories instead of having to buy the game and THEN the DLC right?
tmacairjordan87 @ Oct 7th 2009 4:23PM
Of course I knew that, I'm not an idiot lol. I bought lost and damned when it came out and traded in gta 4 not long after beating it. I'm not gonna buy the episodes when I already have half of it.
Chris D.(PSN: Aggie_CEO | XBL:The Aggie CEO | Steam: Aggie_CEO @ Oct 7th 2009 4:39PM
why would you trade a game you bought DLC for?? no way in hell I'd ever do that
PregnantOrc @ Oct 7th 2009 4:22PM
They couldn't have gotten someone to make a cover with "Hes got the looks" for Gay Tony?
Sean @ Oct 7th 2009 7:13PM
Was that the voice actor for the Heavy from TF2?
butaneko @ Oct 7th 2009 4:33PM
I finally got around to finishing Lost and the Damned and it was quality! I'm looking forward to this. Taking out a car full of people with a machine gun or rocket launcher never really gets old. Hurray for video games!
PR0F3TA (PSN - PROPHETA) @ Oct 7th 2009 4:34PM
TANKS!... but wait what? we have to pay for it. WTF? its like Rockstar took all the best cheats and made us pay for them.
dark_inchworm (stronger than never, ever before) @ Oct 7th 2009 4:39PM
Yep, that's ALL this content pack is about. Paying for cheats.
:P
Jason Statham (Has a ps3 now) @ Oct 7th 2009 5:37PM
exactly. I mean new plot, and characters? Fuck all that noise. All I'm paying $20 for is a tank.
Danny @ Oct 7th 2009 4:57PM
watch at 0:30, worst animation ever lol
Militant07 @ Oct 7th 2009 5:09PM
Is the jet playable?
jayeffaar @ Oct 7th 2009 5:42PM
They must get an awful lot of people born on December 1st watching these videos...
I'm not giving out actual personal info just to watch a 30 sec game promo. Why don't they just ask "are you an adult?"
swimtedswim @ Oct 7th 2009 6:16PM
Take a seat right there, Mr Jayeffaar
Jason @ Oct 7th 2009 8:15PM
They certainly know how to sell their game. That trailer was pure awesome, gonna have get this one methinks.
intheknow @ Oct 8th 2009 3:11AM
Why is it Rockstar seems to be the only publisher/developer that actually does good voice direction? Jesus that was a fantastic trailer.