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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 9:35PM (Unverified) said

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I didn't know there was a future for Microsoft handheld gaming....
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:03PM Rick James said

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Well I didn't know that there was a future for MS handheld gaming either. Although, based on what I've read it sounds like whatever MS has up their sleeves involves flying skateboards...

That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:34PM (Unverified) said

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Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here!
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 11:09AM Rick James said

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Its leave you moron. Its make like a tree and leave. --Ah, good times
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 7:36PM Biohazard said

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i hope you werent honestly correcting him on this... its a line from back to the future
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 9:40PM ArchiGamer said

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Which brings me to this:


WHERE'S MY PSPHONE OR EVEN A DSPHONE WOULD BE NICE!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 9:43PM (Unverified) said

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Personally, I would rather have a toasterphone.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 9:46PM Assmar said

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I would rather have a rock lobster.

Rock Lobster!
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 9:51PM ArchiGamer said

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We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 9:53PM (Unverified) said

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Archi...I think I'm 100% confused by that comment.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 9:55PM (Unverified) said

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It's a B-52s song.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 9:56PM Assmar said

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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 9:56PM ArchiGamer said

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Its been done on Family Guy as well, so not getting it makes me a sad panda...
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 9:58PM Assmar said

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Ugh, Family Guy! That's my queue to get the F out of this lame thread. Lame show for lamers.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 9:58PM (Unverified) said

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Family Guy makes me a sad panda.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 9:59PM (Unverified) said

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It has it's moments, but overall, it's tepid.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:01PM Assmar said

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It only has "moments" because it's geared for the ADHD generation. Either that or it holds a joke that wasn't funny, way too long until you're forced to pretend its funny.

Family guy gets hit in the shin.

Five minutes of him hissing and rolling on the floor.

Cut to commercial.


Eff Family Guy!
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:02PM ArchiGamer said

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It makes a sad panda as well, but Rock Lobster was done in of there shows and if no one gets seeing as the show is popular(why I don't know) that's a bit upsetting.


Anyway, I'm going to see the premiere of the new season of South Park!!! Suck it!!
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:03PM ArchiGamer said

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It used to be funny, and not just random ass moments that make no sense and add nothing to the show.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:04PM (Unverified) said

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Brock Samson could kick his ass.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:05PM (Unverified) said

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Galactus could, too.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:06PM ArchiGamer said

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Brock Samson is one of the best character out of Venture Bros.


Well, other than The Monarch.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:08PM (Unverified) said

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Pssh. Everyone knows it goes Monarch, then Dr. Orpheus, then Brock.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:09PM ArchiGamer said

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True.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:10PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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Get a chat room already.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:11PM (Unverified) said

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Would you like to join us, Johnny?
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:13PM (Unverified) said

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In all seriousness, we need a forum here.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:13PM ArchiGamer said

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I think he does, cause why post that anyway.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:16PM PR0F3TA said

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a forum would be a great idea. we should email someone about that... anyways, Family Guy went down the shit drain a LOOOOONG time ago. Its become this show that kills 10 minutes of its 23 minutes showing you peter rub his shin. why?
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:16PM ArchiGamer said

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Hmm, that would be nice.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:16PM (Unverified) said

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Is South Park good so far?
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:21PM ArchiGamer said

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So far, Ike is possessed by Micheal Jackson.


So, yes?
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:22PM (Unverified) said

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Oh, absolutely.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 11:13PM Assmar said

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Dr. Girlfriend is foxy.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 11:19PM mynk said

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i think the most attractive thing about family guy is it looks at society as a whole and what we have become, and reflects that back, situations that could be, situations that are, and situations that are obvious sarcastic reflections of what happens, depicted in different manners.

if you're a socially involved person, because family guy really hasn't picked up on chatroom and comment society yet, you'll really find not only humor, but meaning rather meaning in their jokes, which really let you reflect and have a little laugh out of life.

because in all seriousness, if you're still busy being on chatrooms hating on shows that really make some people laugh, then its you that i feel sorry for, not the generation that watches the show.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 12:27AM Assmar said

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@mynk

Who's sad? You're the one who wrote a fucking essay about finding Family Guy attractive. At least I picked a cartoon woman (kinda) for whom to carry around a secret boner.


And "F-" for bad capitalization, BTW.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 9:49PM (Unverified) said

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Wouldn't it have to have a 'present' to have a 'future'?

I'm confused 8(
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 9:53PM Assmar said

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You seem easily confused. Sony wasn't always in the handheld market, neither was Nintendo. Everyone has to start somewhere.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 9:55PM (Unverified) said

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Really, Sega made the best handhelds.

After all, who else but Sega could make the Nomad! It was so cool, it drained SIX AA batteries in THREE HOURS!
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 9:57PM Assmar said

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The Nomad WAS the badassness. You know your toy is badass when it uses up batteries faster than your mom's "toys".
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 11:50PM R Planteer said

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I have a working Sega Game Gear with about 20 games, the magnifer, AC adapter, power block (batter pack), and a Game Gear carrying case.

Booyah?
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 11:51PM (Unverified) said

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I've got a working Sega Nomad with the battery pack, the rechargeable battery pack, eight games, a Nomad case, and an AC adaptor.

Game Gear rocks, though.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 1:16AM Assmar said

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I wish I had a Nomad, or a Genesis for that matter. It was rare when I got to play Sega games as a child, as I was too poor to afford anything other than a used NES with a power cable which had been chewed through by the seller's ferret (holy shit I can't believe my stoner ass remembered all this). All my friends had Supers, but non of them has Segas.

Then my brother and I saved up all kinds of money and bought ourselves a Playstation, but forgot that we needed games and another controller as well. I got Blasto from a friend for Christmas one year, which was the only game I owned back then. I think my brother got an old MLB game offa a cousin. I rented Chrono Cross like 5 times though.

I suppose all that is why I'm now addicted to games as a fully employed adult. Speaking of employment, I've got to get to bed: work tomorrow!
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 9:54PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said

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It would be best for ms to focus on the console gaming market. It has taken them some time now to get some credibility as being a strong force in the home gaming market. They would most likely get decimated if they decided to enter in the hand held market.

Not saying they couldn't make a good hand held system just as a Xbox fan I'd rather see their attention put on that console.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:14PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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They should certainly ease into things and I think adding XBLA type gaming functionality a Zune would be a good start. I have an iPhone, PSP & DS and in my opinion the PSP & DS are way better for gaming even though the iPhone has it's few shining moments. If they could put some of their better bite sized offering on a PMP it would probably be pretty successful.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:28PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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No shit? God, eh? Hmm....
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:35PM (Unverified) said

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Sorry, Kotick, but it's that time again. *punches Bobby in the face for MASSIVE DAMAGE*
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:40PM Hoffer said

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The thing that stinks about a phone being a gaming machine is you can really only have one. If MS, Sony, Nintendo, etc... all coming out with gaming phones, you can really only buy one. Most people don't have 4 phones, but they might have 4 portable gaming consoles.

I have an iPhone, but don't think it is the greatest portable game machine. It has some fun games, but I need real controls for real games. None of this tilting the screen to turn.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 10:54PM Peter Moore said

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Why are you trying to be me, Tom?
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Posted: Oct 7th 2009 11:24PM (Unverified) said

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I promised to punch Kotick everytime that spammer commented on here.

And I'm not trying to be like you. If I was like you, the Genesis would have been an utter failure.
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