Dragon Age: Origins' Brood Mother looks like she's from House Harkonnen

by David Hinkle { Oct 8th 2009 at 6:40PM }

Two things came to mind when we first laid eyes on Dragon Age: Origins' gelatinous boss, the Brood Mother:

Wow, it's been a long time since we've seen Blade
Man, she really looks like Sting's uncle

But, we digress. The new villain is gigantic in size, has a mouth full of razor-sharp teeth, and has more teets than the most horribly mutated cow. It's, uh, pretty much a really disgusting thing.

Gallery: Dragon Age: Origins - Brood Mother

Tags: bioware, dragon-age-origins, ea, rpg

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)

Artemis Gone @ Oct 8th 2009 6:45PM

I'm not sure what's more disgusting; The Brood Mother or the use of a Marilyn Manson song for a fantasy RPG game promo...

BlaqueBeird @ Oct 8th 2009 9:00PM

I, for one, was in fact not motherfucking ready.

HitNRun @ Oct 8th 2009 9:58PM

I'm never ready for that sudden burst of shit rock at the end of these trailers.

SpaceFox @ Oct 8th 2009 6:45PM

That is one disturbing screen cap....

Yet I can't stop looking at it. God help me...

devilsei @ Oct 8th 2009 7:45PM

Eh, look up the third sister of fate from God of War 2, she's much worse, this broodmother is a blond bombshell compared to her. =P

The Artist formerly known as Jesus @ Oct 8th 2009 6:45PM

Quite possibly the most disgusting thing I've seen in all my years of gaming

ToadStoolPorridge (PSN: tennispro_99) @ Oct 8th 2009 6:48PM

Let's just say I've seen worse tags in TF2 online...*shivers* Why is the world so cruel?

Einhanderkiller @ Oct 8th 2009 6:59PM

I think the Spitter is more disgusting.
http://www.wegame.com/view/Left_4_Dead_2_Spitter_2/

Lord Il Palazzo (Previously : Rave Master 2.0) @ Oct 8th 2009 7:08PM

@ Einhanderkiller

Thanks for making my eyes bleed.

Does anyone know how to cure eyebleeds? ... Seriously?

abelpc @ Oct 8th 2009 9:18PM

I love how they round the corner and jump back in horror at first site.... Can't wait to play this one.

Special Agent Steve @ Oct 8th 2009 9:41PM

Lol @ first comment from that site:
"That's messed up, looks like the chick from Wendys". LMAO

Marco le Polo @ Oct 8th 2009 6:47PM

Hot.

Lord Il Palazzo (Previously : Rave Master 2.0) @ Oct 8th 2009 6:54PM

O.O HOT??!!!

You know what's hot? People who deserves the adjective, not whatever the f*ck that was!!!

I don't understand YOUR definition of the word "hot". Perhaps you mean ugly as f*ck?!

Anemos @ Oct 8th 2009 7:19PM

Are you guys seeing what I am seeing?

Man is she voluptuous.

Bill$ @ Oct 8th 2009 7:36PM

im with Marco.. keep up the softcore porn Joystiq.. you made my day with 8 tits in one post.

Bill$ @ Oct 8th 2009 7:40PM

oh i miscounted.. how could i miss the huge pair on the bottom?

Marco le Polo @ Oct 8th 2009 8:25PM

Okay yea I was just kidding, thought I'd try to weed other the weirdos...

Bill$ @ Oct 8th 2009 8:39PM

yea.. weirdos.. vs every immature kid acting like this is the worst thing theyve ever seen.. its actually laughable.

Lord Il Palazzo (Previously : Rave Master 2.0) @ Oct 8th 2009 6:48PM

HOLY **** ON A **** SANDWICH!!! O.O

Sly @ Oct 8th 2009 6:51PM

eww. i think my dick just inverted. oh god.

Spaceman Spiff @ Oct 12th 2009 4:45PM

Snap!

Dr. Bradwart @ Oct 8th 2009 6:53PM

Wow...are you sure this isn't a Dante's Inferno screenshot?

Gibbeynator @ Oct 8th 2009 6:54PM

*ulp* ugh, I think I thew up in my mouth a little. I think she's slightly uglier here than she was in God of War 2...

The Artist formerly known as Jesus @ Oct 8th 2009 6:55PM

now I have the urge to motorboat that thing

Avatar @ Oct 8th 2009 9:05PM

Wow. When you said everyone is beautiful in your eyes, you meant EVERYONE.

Captain Planet [Planeteer | Power of Captain Planet] @ Oct 8th 2009 6:59PM

I wish I had more hands...

...so I could give those titties four thumbs down.

Succulent @ Oct 8th 2009 8:21PM

Try motor boating that shit.

Jesus.

Lunastra78 (PSN: lunastra78) @ Oct 8th 2009 7:01PM

This must be a clip from Brood Mothers Gone Wild 5. Great stuff.

xxhonkeyxx @ Oct 8th 2009 7:46PM

you forgot about the second included disc
Brood Mother's Daughters Barely Legal 3

...on Blu-Ray and DVD for only $9.99!

Dr. Bradwart @ Oct 8th 2009 7:02PM

Someone pull out the Picard facepalm ASAP!

BlaqueBeird @ Oct 8th 2009 9:07PM

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Dr. Bradwart @ Oct 8th 2009 9:08PM

A bit late, but a +1 for effort, I suppose.

Marco le Polo @ Oct 8th 2009 7:02PM

Oops! Forgot about regional differences for Opposite Day.

kentuckyfried @ Oct 8th 2009 7:10PM

it looks like a boss from that upcoming Dante's Inferno game...

ZayCube @ Oct 8th 2009 7:12PM

Sexy

kentuckyfried @ Oct 8th 2009 7:14PM

awwww yeah....nipples!

DKiller79 @ Oct 8th 2009 7:14PM

That looks like a women aditudes are from desperate housewives lol

Cheesus Crust @ Oct 8th 2009 7:35PM

Oh NO!!!! NOT "like a women aditudes"!!!

The Dark Wayne [Planeteer: Power of the Batusi] @ Oct 8th 2009 7:23PM

THE SPICE MUST FLOW

Josh @ Oct 8th 2009 7:42PM

Dune references FTW!!!

Shadow Hog @ Oct 8th 2009 7:50PM

Strangely, the first thing to come to MY mind was "...Boomer?"

Anyway, I'd be careful if you attack that thing. It may vomit on you and attract a horde of zombies, and we don't want that.

Obie @ Oct 8th 2009 8:02PM

Boomer!

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