Hands-on: New Super Mario Bros Wii

New Super Mario Bros. Wii makes the arbitrary distinction of offering a "cooperative" Story mode, and a competitive multiplayer mode, but after a level or two, it's clear that there really is no such thing as cooperation in the Mushroom Kingdom. There's no real reason to switch between either mode, as both feature the same levels and a finite number of lives for the players. The only real addition to the competitive mode is the scoreboard at the end of a level, which ranks players based on their score, coins collected and the number of enemies defeated.
Why do we say there's no real cooperation in the Mushroom Kingdom? Simple: there are so many ways of being murdered in NSMBW. You can grab a fellow player and throw him down a cliff, into an enemy or into some molten lava. Grab a Yoshi and eat your friend ... and then spit him into a Piranha Plant. They won't be your friend anymore! You can even kill someone before they get to live a full life, by finding their spawn bubble and destroying it in an -- ahem -- inconvenient place (over a pit, perhaps?).
Gallery: New Super Mario Bros. Wii

Even if you try and play like friendly, civilized folk, you'll find it difficult to not inadvertently murder your friends. Each of the four playable characters (Mario, Luigi, and both a blue and yellow colored Toad) can bump into each other. You might accidentally jump on a friend mid-jump and have him plummet to his doom. A small moving platform may only have enough room for one or two players, let alone four. The game encourages conflict, both intentional and accidental, and that's what makes it such a joy to play.
There is some cooperation necessary, because if all four players expire before a new player can respawn, it's Game Over for everybody. We saw this dreaded screen three times during our private preview session. (It was all Dan's fault!) There's no real penalty for dying, though. Yes, the game does keep track of the number of lives you have, but a Game Over doesn't make you lose any progress. You'll know how many Game Overs you've earned over the course of the game, but without any achievements or leaderboards, you can keep this information all to yourself.
New Super Mario Bros. Wii is not a graphical tour de force, nor does it need to be. While some will complain that it looks nearly identical to the DS game, we have to commend Nintendo on creating a dynamic camera that zooms in and out, depending on how far apart the players are. Even with all the chaos on screen, it's easy to keep track of your character. Should you lag behind so much that the camera no longer shows you on screen, your character will be KO'd -- so make sure you don't take too leisurely of a pace.

Even without multiplayer, NSMBW looks to have all the trimmings that a hardcore Mario fan needs from a game. Each level is filled with secrets, and players are encouraged to search every pipe and block to find alternate routes. Like in the DS predecessor, there are three special gold coins in each level that players can seek out. The SMB3-inspired world map is bound to hide a few secrets (and levels) as well.
No Mario game is complete without zany power-ups, and NSMBW brings a few new ones to the table: in addition to the requisite mushroom, fire flower and star, there's a new ice flower that allows Mario (and his cohorts) to freeze enemies. This is helpful in underwater levels, as frozen enemies will float to the surface, creating new platforms for Mario to jump on. Then there's the propeller suit, which thrusts Mario to the sky by shaking the Wii Remote. There's also the penguin suit, which allows Mario to navigate through the icy worlds a bit better and gives him a devastating slide attack (initiated with the down button).
The Mario franchise is so reliably excellent, that it's unsurprising how polished -- and more importantly, how fun -- the latest iteration of the game is. While we're thoroughly excited for NSMBW, the game does highlight how flawed Nintendo's online connectivity has been this generation. No, we're not complaining about the lack of online multiplayer (a valid complaint, by the way). It just pains us to think we'll have to wait years for another proper sequel, when we know we'll be begging for DLC immediately after the game releases.













Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
SpaceFox @ Oct 8th 2009 8:12PM
"You can grab a fellow player and throw him down a cliff, into an enemy or into some molten lava. Grab a Yoshi and eat your friend ... and then spit him into a Piranha Plant."
I love it! Sounds like Sackboy slapping taken to a whole new level of asshole-ness(if that's even a word).
Obie @ Oct 8th 2009 8:41PM
With the friends I have, this would be more of a griefing engine than L4D Vs mode! :O
XBL: cliftonJONES @ Oct 8th 2009 9:04PM
"...Sackboy slapping taken to a whole new level..."
hahaha, i'm so sorry...but, u left the window of oppurtunity WIDE open...
Matt @ Oct 8th 2009 9:21PM
I would buy a Wii just for this game.
And then discover all the other cool games the WIi has on it! :D
samfish [is sad there is no Gene in Tats v Cap =( ] @ Oct 8th 2009 11:30PM
I believe the word you're searching for is "douchbaggery".
However, "assholeocity" would have also been acceptable!
SEVENim @ Oct 9th 2009 12:33AM
@ samfish: I thought it was douchebaggotry?
but im a simple man, so ill just go with trolling
Bagels: Almost certainly not as stupid as you think. Also, Memes. @ Oct 10th 2009 11:02PM
Sackotry.
muddyhelmit @ Oct 8th 2009 8:14PM
finally a reason to dust off my Wii....no pun intended
xtremeholymuffin @ Oct 8th 2009 8:16PM
I sure hope not
poop @ Oct 8th 2009 8:19PM
like you were trying to be funny and stuff and i get it - right on
but are you saying you want to fingerbang mario? wtf?
bemaggg @ Oct 9th 2009 12:23AM
That's not a pun...
Josh @ Oct 8th 2009 8:20PM
Do I get it?
PersonOfSorts @ Oct 8th 2009 8:22PM
The pun-intended version is both baffling and horrific.
vidGuy @ Oct 8th 2009 8:30PM
He must have spent the night with Mrs. Bates.
Markez @ Oct 8th 2009 9:02PM
How long ago were 'dust on the Wii' comments actually remotely amusing or comical? I imagine the same people still making these asinine comments are likely the same crowd who think the lmgtfy idiocy is still clever.
Mr.ESC @ Oct 8th 2009 9:25PM
With the pun intended I say you should consider taking a bath every now and then.
Mr Mobius - the wandering artist @ Oct 8th 2009 11:07PM
Depends where your Wii is situated. Also unless you are constantly moving it from place to place, it will naturally get dusty, even more so if you play a lot as it probably creates some static that'll attract dust,
johnnynumber5 @ Oct 9th 2009 12:25AM
:ahem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLKDpjpULis
MWoody @ Oct 8th 2009 8:19PM
Wow, abortion as a gameplay mechanic. I approve.
Dr. Bradwart @ Oct 8th 2009 8:21PM
This makes me want to buy a Wii.
Of course, a second GameCube would be cheaper...and I have plenty of duct-tape.
Lukeyo @ Oct 8th 2009 8:26PM
Yours aren't funny enough.
vidGuy @ Oct 8th 2009 8:26PM
It's a good thing you already have a supply - duct-tape prices skyrocketed after Nintendo bought up half the world's stock.
TwEE @ Oct 8th 2009 8:24PM
Im so pumped for this. Its been way way too long sinse I've played a real console Mario game.
den-69 @ Oct 8th 2009 8:24PM
This instantly reminded me of the Super Mario levels on Super Smash Bros Brawl.
ballistic3188 @ Oct 8th 2009 8:26PM
reminds me of back in the NES day playing chip and dale rescue rangers. we made a game of who could kill who first. either by throwing stuff to daze a person and have an enemy kill him or just toss him into a pit. this will be tons of fun.
soups @ Oct 8th 2009 8:32PM
any chip and dale NES reference gets a +1
Wiizer ($299) Having BC On Your Launch Console? (Priceless) @ Oct 8th 2009 8:57PM
OMG, how did you see into my childhood??? O__o
Markez @ Oct 8th 2009 9:04PM
Chip n' Dale & Duck Tales were both outstanding games back in the day.
EUREKA
WiNG [XBL&Steam: WiNGSPANTT] from lifeinagame.com @ Oct 9th 2009 12:49AM
Did you guys hear about Chip n Dale's MMORPG?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrqPhYJBoGs
It's an oldie, but a goodie.
Bones3D @ Oct 9th 2009 11:03AM
Wow... that takes me back! Rescue Rangers was probably the best NES title I ever owned next to Super Mario Brothers 3. I really hope it makes it onto the virtual console someday...
Alex @ Oct 10th 2009 9:48AM
When it comes to NES co-op murder, nothing can beat Battletoads, a.k.a. the game where you can blatantly attack your parther and straight up beat them to death.
HighFiveJesus @ Oct 8th 2009 8:27PM
wrong
Dr. Bradwart @ Oct 8th 2009 8:29PM
Really? The DS has controller ports? Awesome!
And a MySpace page? Dude, I wish I was as great as you are. You are plainly the best person ever.
PersonOfSorts @ Oct 8th 2009 8:29PM
Unfortunately, I don't have many friends who will want to co-op through a Mario game with me. Hopefully reviews will indicate if this is fun to play by one's self. Otherwise, there's a copy of Super Mario World sitting in my closet somewhere. That's a replay that never fails to disappoint.
Ziggy @ Oct 8th 2009 8:35PM
No not controller ports, a game port from another system, meaning another game that is exactly the same game, onto another system that is the exact same game.
But with multiplayer. And a 50 dollar price charge.
And that myspace is so if someone wants to talk more personally about my posts that i create, because it is boring to be anonymous all the time.
Dr. Bradwart @ Oct 8th 2009 8:36PM
Wow. A lame excuse AND a reply fail!
You continue to amaze!
Ordeith @ Oct 8th 2009 8:45PM
All the cool kids have left MySpace.
Ziggy is still there.
I never was.
Fernando Rocker @ Oct 8th 2009 8:48PM
This is not a port, newbie...
Please, leave Joystiq and don't comeback... be sure that no one, absolutely no one, will miss you.
Markez @ Oct 8th 2009 9:05PM
Ziggy is probably just trolling for nerd meat.
Seriously, who else beckons others to come message them on MySpace, on a videogame blog!?
Markez @ Oct 8th 2009 9:06PM
That's right, you guessed it. Frank Stallone.
http://kore.mitene.or.jp/~jamboree/frank%20stallone.jpg
DBuck_Eye @ Oct 8th 2009 10:11PM
Fifty dollar price change? So NSMBDS is selling for $100? Or is the original selling for free? Please clarify, because since they are apparently the same game, I need to know which one will be cheaper.
Dr. Bradwart @ Oct 8th 2009 8:38PM
Why do I see kids beating each other with their Wiimotes over this?
Special Agent Steve @ Oct 8th 2009 8:41PM
Pun intended.
Ziggy @ Oct 8th 2009 8:43PM
That is coming from someone that is anonmyous, who has a private profile, i mean say i wanted to get into a conversation more with you, how could one do that. Oh thats right no myspace. Well alright guy i guess thats cool.
Dr. Bradwart @ Oct 8th 2009 8:47PM
Dude, two reply fails?! Even Bobby Kotick couldn't match that!
And my profile is private for a reason. My history is bloody.
Privacy is the key to the interwebs, my friend.
Mr Khan @ Oct 8th 2009 8:47PM
In all fairness, this seems much more complex than the original in terms of added items and basic abilities.
Ziggy @ Oct 8th 2009 8:49PM
I do not think you understand Ordeith. at all what that means. Not at all.
Dr. Bradwart @ Oct 8th 2009 8:51PM
I'm going to have to say that you're doing this on purpose...
Ordeith @ Oct 8th 2009 8:52PM
Dr. Bradwart:
Make that 4 reply fails 2 comprehension fails, and counting.
tmacairjordan87 @ Oct 8th 2009 8:54PM
Just give up and go back to lurking on myspace, where no one who matters is