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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:12PM SpaceFox said

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"You can grab a fellow player and throw him down a cliff, into an enemy or into some molten lava. Grab a Yoshi and eat your friend ... and then spit him into a Piranha Plant."

I love it! Sounds like Sackboy slapping taken to a whole new level of asshole-ness(if that's even a word).
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:41PM Obienator said

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With the friends I have, this would be more of a griefing engine than L4D Vs mode! :O
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 9:04PM cliftonJONES said

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"...Sackboy slapping taken to a whole new level..."

hahaha, i'm so sorry...but, u left the window of oppurtunity WIDE open...
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 11:30PM samfish said

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I believe the word you're searching for is "douchbaggery".

However, "assholeocity" would have also been acceptable!
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 12:33AM INNUENDO 64 said

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@ samfish: I thought it was douchebaggotry?

but im a simple man, so ill just go with trolling
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Posted: Oct 10th 2009 11:02PM Bagels said

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Sackotry.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:14PM shakeandb1ake said

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finally a reason to dust off my Wii....no pun intended
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:16PM The Monarch said

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I sure hope not
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:19PM (Unverified) said

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like you were trying to be funny and stuff and i get it - right on

but are you saying you want to fingerbang mario? wtf?
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:20PM JoshMilewski said

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Do I get it?
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:22PM PersonOfSorts said

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The pun-intended version is both baffling and horrific.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:30PM vidguy said

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He must have spent the night with Mrs. Bates.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 9:02PM MarkezJM said

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How long ago were 'dust on the Wii' comments actually remotely amusing or comical? I imagine the same people still making these asinine comments are likely the same crowd who think the lmgtfy idiocy is still clever.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 11:07PM mrmobius said

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Depends where your Wii is situated. Also unless you are constantly moving it from place to place, it will naturally get dusty, even more so if you play a lot as it probably creates some static that'll attract dust,
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:19PM (Unverified) said

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Wow, abortion as a gameplay mechanic. I approve.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:21PM (Unverified) said

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This makes me want to buy a Wii.

Of course, a second GameCube would be cheaper...and I have plenty of duct-tape.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:26PM Lukeyo said

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Yours aren't funny enough.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:26PM vidguy said

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It's a good thing you already have a supply - duct-tape prices skyrocketed after Nintendo bought up half the world's stock.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:24PM TwEE said

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Im so pumped for this. Its been way way too long sinse I've played a real console Mario game.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:24PM den69 said

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This instantly reminded me of the Super Mario levels on Super Smash Bros Brawl.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:26PM Ballistic3188 said

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reminds me of back in the NES day playing chip and dale rescue rangers. we made a game of who could kill who first. either by throwing stuff to daze a person and have an enemy kill him or just toss him into a pit. this will be tons of fun.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:32PM (Unverified) said

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any chip and dale NES reference gets a +1
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:57PM Wiizer said

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OMG, how did you see into my childhood??? O__o
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 9:04PM MarkezJM said

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Chip n' Dale & Duck Tales were both outstanding games back in the day.

EUREKA
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 12:49AM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said

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Did you guys hear about Chip n Dale's MMORPG?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrqPhYJBoGs

It's an oldie, but a goodie.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 11:03AM Bones3D said

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Wow... that takes me back! Rescue Rangers was probably the best NES title I ever owned next to Super Mario Brothers 3. I really hope it makes it onto the virtual console someday...
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Posted: Oct 10th 2009 9:48AM (Unverified) said

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When it comes to NES co-op murder, nothing can beat Battletoads, a.k.a. the game where you can blatantly attack your parther and straight up beat them to death.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:27PM HighFiveJesus said

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wrong
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:29PM (Unverified) said

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Really? The DS has controller ports? Awesome!

And a MySpace page? Dude, I wish I was as great as you are. You are plainly the best person ever.

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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:29PM PersonOfSorts said

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Unfortunately, I don't have many friends who will want to co-op through a Mario game with me. Hopefully reviews will indicate if this is fun to play by one's self. Otherwise, there's a copy of Super Mario World sitting in my closet somewhere. That's a replay that never fails to disappoint.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:35PM illuminatieverywhere said

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No not controller ports, a game port from another system, meaning another game that is exactly the same game, onto another system that is the exact same game.
But with multiplayer. And a 50 dollar price charge.

And that myspace is so if someone wants to talk more personally about my posts that i create, because it is boring to be anonymous all the time.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:36PM (Unverified) said

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Wow. A lame excuse AND a reply fail!

You continue to amaze!
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:45PM Ordeith said

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All the cool kids have left MySpace.

Ziggy is still there.

I never was.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:48PM FernandoRocker said

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This is not a port, newbie...

Please, leave Joystiq and don't comeback... be sure that no one, absolutely no one, will miss you.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 9:05PM MarkezJM said

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Ziggy is probably just trolling for nerd meat.

Seriously, who else beckons others to come message them on MySpace, on a videogame blog!?
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 9:06PM MarkezJM said

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That's right, you guessed it. Frank Stallone.

http://kore.mitene.or.jp/~jamboree/frank%20stallone.jpg
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:11PM DBuckEye said

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Fifty dollar price change? So NSMBDS is selling for $100? Or is the original selling for free? Please clarify, because since they are apparently the same game, I need to know which one will be cheaper.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:38PM (Unverified) said

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Why do I see kids beating each other with their Wiimotes over this?
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:41PM Special Agent Steve said

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Pun intended.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:43PM illuminatieverywhere said

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That is coming from someone that is anonmyous, who has a private profile, i mean say i wanted to get into a conversation more with you, how could one do that. Oh thats right no myspace. Well alright guy i guess thats cool.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:47PM (Unverified) said

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Dude, two reply fails?! Even Bobby Kotick couldn't match that!

And my profile is private for a reason. My history is bloody.

Privacy is the key to the interwebs, my friend.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:47PM Mr Khan said

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In all fairness, this seems much more complex than the original in terms of added items and basic abilities.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:49PM illuminatieverywhere said

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I do not think you understand Ordeith. at all what that means. Not at all.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:51PM (Unverified) said

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I'm going to have to say that you're doing this on purpose...
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:52PM Ordeith said

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Dr. Bradwart:

Make that 4 reply fails 2 comprehension fails, and counting.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:54PM (Unverified) said

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Just give up and go back to lurking on myspace, where no one who matters is
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:48PM ksiddique said

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What are the control options for the game? Can you use a classic controller or Wavebird?
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:57PM Suichimo said

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I think its just the Wii remote on its side, like an NES controller.

P.S. Nice Avatar.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 8:49PM phenylketonurics said

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Quite exciting, I must declare. I'm actually relieved that the coop and competitive modes are pretty much identical. The level designs are brilliant looking so far -- I love the minimalistic take there, ha.

But damn, guys. I am horrifically sore about the non-revival of the feather power-up. These suits are really interesting but that golden cape is classy and handy.
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