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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 9:16AM CaptainProtonX said

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A!

Crap...no B, B!

*cancel*
*cancel*
*cancel*
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 9:37AM darkinchworm said

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What are you trying to cancel, your sexuality?
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 9:38AM darkinchworm said

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...what was a potentially offensive joke was edited into something that I now realize does not even appear to be a joke at all

I am a fuckwit
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:13AM Joeybeast said

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is that a Freudian slip?
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:30AM CaptainProtonX said

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Maaaaaybe??
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 9:17AM PedoJokerBear said

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yall didnt have to use my answer as an example. bastids.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:25AM Assmar said

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Doesn't your name imply that you only got the hots for baby bears? You' make me sick, I hope one of their moms mauls you, and eats your berries (and steals your pickanic basket).
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:57AM PedoJokerBear said

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oh yeah well you procreate by being thrown in water thats friggin sick man. not only that but you make some ugly ass kids mogwai
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 11:00AM Assmar said

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Hey, you sound like you're racist against Mogwai, you bigot. Do you know how long we've been locked up in cages like animals? I can't change the fact that I'm a Mogwai *sob* okay? But you can stop fondling little underage bears, there's help out there for your kind, not mine :(
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 9:35AM (Unverified) said

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I'd like to see a survey of how much gender-bending goes on in games.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:14AM Joeybeast said

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You meant all Japanese games.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:27AM Assmar said

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Commander Shephard will always be a foxy lady. No way I'm staring at that skin tight armor on dude ass for 100+ hours!

My evil lady was named German.

And my good lady was named Gene.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:30AM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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"Commander Shephard will always be a foxy lady. No way I'm staring at that skin tight armor on dude ass for 100+ hours!"

Well, I'm about as straight as they come but all I have to say to that is you missed out, my friend.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:51AM Assmar said

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Does dude Shephard have a really nice tush?
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 11:19AM Nier said

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It's divine.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 9:40AM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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I really really really want a game with a badass gay protagonist. Sorta like Willem Defoe in the Boondock Saints, but even more badass.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 11:03AM Assmar said

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You didn't play Army of Two?
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 11:39AM Arsenic13 said

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Yes, YES!!!!
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 1:37PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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ROFL!
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 9:45AM (Unverified) said

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"Games can be so much more than just the past-time of sexually-frustrated, geeky teenage boys"

Yeah, nice stereotype there Paul Nowak, but you forgot to add "overweight' to "sexually-frustrated, geeky teenage boys"
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 9:52AM darkinchworm said

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Don't forget acne-ridden, and if it isn't already included in your personal idea of geekiness, social ineptitude.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:58AM PedoJokerBear said

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hey what the fuck man, that some dumb ass bullshit right there.


im no goddamn teenager.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 11:01AM Assmar said

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If you were a teenager, you could hump all the underage bears you like. But since you're over 18 you're just a dirty pedobear.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 1:16PM quiggy said

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I know, right? I'm a geeky, sexually frustrated, acne-ridden guy, but I'm also underweight and twenty! The stereotype is so wrong!
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 9:48AM howmuchIcarrot said

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I can't help but think publicizing the survey on places like Joystiq will attract tons of trolls and bogus replies. We're talking about a community where "Is he a tranny?" is a common response when seeing a well groomed Japanese male (Check the front page of Kotaku).
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 9:53AM MasterGouken said

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"Ideally, I want to learn what exactly it is that gaymers want from their games and how that differs from their heterosexual counterparts"

Pink controllers
Confetti explosion instead of Achievements
Wii Fit Pilates Edition
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:04AM eat it said

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haha, confetti explosion
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 5:36PM Crsh said

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So the game industry's clueless version of what female gamers supposedly want also works for gaymers? Nice! No extra investment needed!

/sarcasm
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:29AM Assmar said

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So the same things that tweens want? I think beefy dudes like Gears characters are right up their alley (yeah, that was supposed to sound a little dirty).
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:09AM (Unverified) said

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I'm sure it's an honest omission, but where are the Sega consoles in this survey?
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:20AM Uncle Jesse said

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Segay
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:14AM (Unverified) said

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Bombs are flying, People are dying, Children are crying, Politicians are lying too
Cancer is killing, Texaco is spilling, The whole world has gone to hell!

But how are you?



I'm super, thanks for asking!
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:48AM Skruff said

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All things considered, I couldn't be better, I must say....
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 11:41AM biglozbowski said

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Skittles??
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:15AM samfish said

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Where is the option for omni-sexual people, such as myself?

I feel discriminated against :(
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:22AM John Z said

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Should we just call you Captain Samfish Harkness now?

On a more serious note, though, this is an interesting survey. I'm looking forward to the results, though I expect they'll be along the lines of "gay, straight, we'll play anything that moves".
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:32AM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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Fight the power, Samfish!
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 3:04PM Brodo said

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you mean hermaphrodite?
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:16AM HighFiveJesus said

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Gaymer. :[
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:34AM (Unverified) said

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This survey is a real pain in the ass to fill out. I want to help the guy, but damn.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:39AM Uncle Jesse said

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Your ass is sore after the 'gaymer' survey?
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:44AM (Unverified) said

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zing!
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 10:46AM (Unverified) said

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Should have seen that one coming... =0
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 11:00AM PedoJokerBear said

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well he WAS behind you...
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 11:04AM Assmar said

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It was just too long for my taste...
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 11:06AM (Unverified) said

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Yeah the length was a little hard to swallow.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 11:09AM adamhalliwell said

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"Yeah the length was a little hard to swallow."

This is becoming the best thread ever!
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 11:11AM Assmar said

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Okay, as long as we're not offending anyone.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 11:16AM Uncle Jesse said

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Not that there's anything wrong with it.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2009 1:53PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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What's everybody staring at?!
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