Secret Dark Void event going down this Monday, Oct. 12
by David Hinkle 
{ Oct 8th 2009 at 9:40PM } 
- Make sure you can clear your schedule from 2pm - 7:30pmish on Monday, October 12 and you can get yourself to the downtown San Francisco area
- Be at least 21 years old and have a valid I.D.
- Hit up this link and drop a note stating why you should be chosen
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Marco le Polo @ Oct 8th 2009 9:48PM
Damn if only it was November 14 and if only I lived remotely near San Fran.
D dogg @ Oct 9th 2009 12:31AM
I love these "if-only" responses...
If only I had a lot of money and the girl of my dreams... if only.
"Special Today Only - 50% off entire stock, 2pm - 4pm"
If only it were yesterday and I had the extra money... if only.
Just for the record, I really could go on and on but I won't, I've wasted enough time mocking you... if only I could, if only!
Marco le Polo @ Oct 9th 2009 4:36PM
You're like a coach who yells at his team every time they do something wrong, but offers no advice on how to fix it.
You could call it the blind leading the blind.
KingOfHearts @ Oct 8th 2009 9:51PM
Now that all of us Joystiqers know, Is it still a secret?
Special Agent Steve @ Oct 8th 2009 10:03PM
There's a dark void in my schedule where I should be playing this game. Too bad I won't be because I live too. far. away.
DBuck_Eye @ Oct 8th 2009 10:03PM
I imagine it'll go down something like this:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/1155/the-simpsons-secret-status#x-4,vclip,25
DBuck_Eye @ Oct 8th 2009 10:05PM
Alternate Joke: Shhh, It's a secret to everybody!
S. Tiger @ Oct 8th 2009 10:35PM
21? Last I checked, the ESRB rating of AO applied to those 18 and older...
No Kill Tayler @ Oct 8th 2009 11:29PM
Alcohol Consumption.
S. Tiger @ Oct 9th 2009 12:14AM
They could mark people's hands if they're underage...I've been to events that do that all the time.
BigD145 @ Oct 8th 2009 10:59PM
"That's what she said."
kentuckyfried @ Oct 8th 2009 11:39PM
I don't mind the event being held in SF and all, it being a major city of the US and all...
...what I do mind is that they have these things at fricken 5 p.m. in the evening. Short of skipping off work at around 330 p.m. and using comp time (and even if I did, it would look really bad) to make my way out there, it's a nuisance. Clearly, they place these things for SF residents mostly as opposed to much-maligned residents in the adjoining suburbia.
8 p.m.? 9 p.m.? Is that asking too much?
End User @ Oct 9th 2009 2:11AM
Seriously. If you are "21 years old and have a valid I.D" and "can clear your schedule from 2pm - 7:30pmish on Monday," GET A F**KING JOB.
Ben @ Oct 9th 2009 3:05AM
Aww. Come on! Why aren't these events ever held in Greenleaf Idaho?
JNub @ Oct 9th 2009 6:25AM
so secret its posted on ta tweeb