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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 6:07AM Slaziman said

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So Joystiq can objectify women, but when we do it we book a one-way ticket to ban land?

I see...
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 7:28AM (Unverified) said

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Check and mate!
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 7:41AM a dark day said

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do as i say not as i do...
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 9:11AM eat it said

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damn, quick and precise!
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 9:28AM The1 said

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Please, Beyonce can dance her buttttt off, especially in her Christian Louboutin stilettos. She is one a few women that can actually dance in heels. Plus he is hot, Jay-Z, you are the man!!! Nevertheless, she has to pay homage to Tina Turner because that is where she got her moves.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 9:29AM The1 said

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She is hot, not he is hot. I know how you fans boys get! :)
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 9:37AM eat it said

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no no no, you said you thought Jay-z was hot. There's no taking it back now. it's been immortalized
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 10:25AM Rick James said

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@Slaziman- No, I don't think its that they have double standards--its just that the Joystiq writers all have a shrine to Jade Raymond and making lewd comments about her is like us making lewd comments about their girlfriends or wives...hypothetically speaking, of course.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:32PM Special Agent Steve said

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I just banned Richard Mitchell, so no worries.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 6:24AM (Unverified) said

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Not that i particularly want to, but if i wanted to watch beyonce dance i could do it for free on youtube... can't say id pay for a game to do it.

However, I gotta say that Dancemania (?) was probably the best workout i ever found... that game made me sweat like mad, even on easy setting.

Of course, if you live in an apartment it's totally impossible, so i had to stop using it when i moved. shame. But i totally believe they should put those mats in every school... it'd soon get rid of the obesity problem.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 6:36AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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I love watching her dance, it's mesmerising, one of the few performers I can watch for ages without getting bored, whether I would like to actually do her dance is definatly a no no, people might get the wrong idea, lol
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 6:40AM sonicspike41 said

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Even if I did find her attractive, I can't say I'd want to see a computer model of her dancing around.

Now, make it an interactive FMV game and you might have something...
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 6:40AM mahouneko said

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Should we interrupt her and let her know that Wii Fit is the best selling fitness game of all time?
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 6:51AM Level 5 said

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Beyonce's Fap Fap Fitness.

Let's go.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:33PM Special Agent Steve said

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Your picture says it all.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 7:13AM mrmobius said

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*awaits the appearance of 'Beyonce makes the best' statements*
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 7:28AM Obienator said

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YO BEYONCE, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT WII FIT WAS THE BEST FITNESS VIDEOGAME OF ALL TIME!
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 7:33AM Slaziman said

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I'll forgive the outdated meme because Beyoncé was somewhat involved in it's creation, and was therefore appropriate.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 7:47AM phobic99 said

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I'm surprised it took that long for someone to do it.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 7:57AM Level 5 said

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Ehhh.. old meme is old.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 9:28AM Snow Leopard said

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I'm upvoting it simply based on the fact that obie's avatar at least looks somewhat like Kanye lol.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 11:01AM ChomskyKnows said

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a week ago is old?
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 11:14AM Nytemare said

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@ChomskyKnows

Internet time.

There should be a clock for that.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 12:07PM Assmar said

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Who asked you, Slazball.
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Posted: Oct 12th 2009 4:12AM (Unverified) said

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Finally! Geez, I was getting worried about my fellow netizens.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 7:42AM (Unverified) said

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hey bitch, i'm fell really sorry for you, i'm going to let you finish but your game will be the worst game of all time!
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 8:12AM cjshrader said

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If you want it then you better put a pre-order on it
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 8:17AM Giggman said

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Very creative.

+1
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 9:16AM Uncle Jesse said

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BOOM! Haha! Not bad, cjshrader. Not bad at all.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 9:43AM eat it said

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This is a quality comment folks. This is what we should all be striving for.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 8:25AM PedoJokerBear said

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fuck that, shakira should have a belly dancing game.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 9:10AM eat it said

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or one where she turns in to a half naked werewolf.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 9:43AM (Unverified) said

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Altered Beast?
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 10:28AM iHavePants said

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Altered Breasts?
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 9:16AM CaptainProtonX said

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9 out of 10 chances her fitness avatar won't be as hot. Even more odds are her Mii will do the workout.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 9:23AM profeteer said

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I hate Beyonce. It wouldn't look like her anyway, look at Daisy Fuentes on the Wii.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 9:51AM shimrra74 said

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I never found her attractive but then again I prefer asian chics with small hands ;)
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 11:06AM Troy Powers said

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Men with small penises tend to prefer women with small hands.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 11:54AM s ls said

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lmfao pwnd
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 12:12PM Assmar said

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Wow Shimrra. That post made me think of the Monarch/Dr. Girlfriend wedding scene in Venture Bros, and you're Sergeant Hatred drooling over Princess Tinyfeet. I am thoroughly disturbed.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 4:06PM shimrra74 said

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@ Troy - I have low self esteem man. Any help i can get is alright with me so bring on them little fingers ;)
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 9:57AM Nguyen said

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beyonce is the embodiment of everything wrong with the current generation of pop music and tastes in women. the only thing she has is an ass. she's not that attractive in the face, she can't sing that well, and the only reason she got famous is because her mommy made her the center of destiny's child. Kelly Rowland should've been the one to shine.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 10:09AM Dale P said

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Her back catalogue is suspiciously game focused...

'Single Ladies (Put A RROD On It)'
'Halo: Combat Evolved'
'Jumpin' Jumpin' Flash'
'If I Were A Boy And His Blob'
'No, No, No-One Lives Forever'
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 10:11AM shimrra74 said

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boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 10:14AM Dale P said

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I'm sorry, hell has very strict quotas for me to meet if I'm going to get in. :D
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 11:09AM Troy Powers said

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"she can't sing that well"
What the hell? Have you every actually heard this woman sing? Given, most pop tunes don't require a whole lot of vocal ability, but have you ever heard her REALLY SING? That woman has a GREAT voice!
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 11:09AM Troy Powers said

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I'm waiting for the Jay-Z game that let's you pretend you're selling crack on the corner.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 11:35AM mietha said

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Bitch is ugly and annoying, and I didn't know puking in the bathroom was a workout, but whatever...
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 12:14PM Assmar said

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Meth Cack

Just STFU you blind mother fucker. "but whatever..." TO YOU!
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