Beyonce expresses interest in fitness game, men everywhere pre-order
by Richard Mitchell 
{ Oct 9th 2009 at 6:00AM }
In a rather lengthy interview with Billboard, music megastar Beyoncé intimated that she'd like to create her own fitness game. She told the magazine that she "really" loves Wii Fit -- and her DS, of course -- but added that she'd like to see the game include dancing. Her own workouts are apparently much more enjoyable when they include dancing, rather than simply "running on a boring treadmill." Noting that "a lot of women would enjoy" a fitness game bearing her likeness, she didn't mention how much men would also enjoy a game in which Beyoncé dances. Is there a better motivation for us to get rid of these beer guts?
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Slaziman @ Oct 9th 2009 6:07AM
So Joystiq can objectify women, but when we do it we book a one-way ticket to ban land?
I see...
tmacairjordan87 @ Oct 9th 2009 7:28AM
Check and mate!
nintendo fanboy hater @ Oct 9th 2009 7:41AM
do as i say not as i do...
Space @ Oct 9th 2009 9:11AM
damn, quick and precise!
The1 @ Oct 9th 2009 9:28AM
Please, Beyonce can dance her buttttt off, especially in her Christian Louboutin stilettos. She is one a few women that can actually dance in heels. Plus he is hot, Jay-Z, you are the man!!! Nevertheless, she has to pay homage to Tina Turner because that is where she got her moves.
The1 @ Oct 9th 2009 9:29AM
She is hot, not he is hot. I know how you fans boys get! :)
Space @ Oct 9th 2009 9:37AM
no no no, you said you thought Jay-z was hot. There's no taking it back now. it's been immortalized
rickjamess04 @ Oct 9th 2009 10:25AM
@Slaziman- No, I don't think its that they have double standards--its just that the Joystiq writers all have a shrine to Jade Raymond and making lewd comments about her is like us making lewd comments about their girlfriends or wives...hypothetically speaking, of course.
Special Agent Steve @ Oct 9th 2009 5:32PM
I just banned Richard Mitchell, so no worries.
t_m @ Oct 9th 2009 6:24AM
Not that i particularly want to, but if i wanted to watch beyonce dance i could do it for free on youtube... can't say id pay for a game to do it.
However, I gotta say that Dancemania (?) was probably the best workout i ever found... that game made me sweat like mad, even on easy setting.
Of course, if you live in an apartment it's totally impossible, so i had to stop using it when i moved. shame. But i totally believe they should put those mats in every school... it'd soon get rid of the obesity problem.
Maverick Saturn (Igor) @ Oct 9th 2009 6:36AM
I love watching her dance, it's mesmerising, one of the few performers I can watch for ages without getting bored, whether I would like to actually do her dance is definatly a no no, people might get the wrong idea, lol
sonicspike41 @ Oct 9th 2009 6:40AM
Even if I did find her attractive, I can't say I'd want to see a computer model of her dancing around.
Now, make it an interactive FMV game and you might have something...
mahouneko @ Oct 9th 2009 6:40AM
Should we interrupt her and let her know that Wii Fit is the best selling fitness game of all time?
Level 5 @ Oct 9th 2009 6:51AM
Beyonce's Fap Fap Fitness.
Let's go.
Special Agent Steve @ Oct 9th 2009 5:33PM
Your picture says it all.
Mr Mobius - the wandering artist @ Oct 9th 2009 7:13AM
*awaits the appearance of 'Beyonce makes the best' statements*
Obie @ Oct 9th 2009 7:28AM
YO BEYONCE, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT WII FIT WAS THE BEST FITNESS VIDEOGAME OF ALL TIME!
Slaziman @ Oct 9th 2009 7:33AM
I'll forgive the outdated meme because Beyoncé was somewhat involved in it's creation, and was therefore appropriate.
phobic99 @ Oct 9th 2009 7:47AM
I'm surprised it took that long for someone to do it.
Level 5 @ Oct 9th 2009 7:57AM
Ehhh.. old meme is old.
snowleopard233 @ Oct 9th 2009 9:28AM
I'm upvoting it simply based on the fact that obie's avatar at least looks somewhat like Kanye lol.
ChomskyKnows @ Oct 9th 2009 11:01AM
a week ago is old?
Nytemare @ Oct 9th 2009 11:14AM
@ChomskyKnows
Internet time.
There should be a clock for that.
Jose [Steam & PSN: Assmar] @ Oct 9th 2009 12:07PM
Who asked you, Slazball.
Plastic Rat @ Oct 12th 2009 4:12AM
Finally! Geez, I was getting worried about my fellow netizens.
hung vo @ Oct 9th 2009 7:42AM
hey bitch, i'm fell really sorry for you, i'm going to let you finish but your game will be the worst game of all time!
cjshrader @ Oct 9th 2009 8:12AM
If you want it then you better put a pre-order on it
GiggMan @ Oct 9th 2009 8:17AM
Very creative.
+1
uncle jesse @ Oct 9th 2009 9:16AM
BOOM! Haha! Not bad, cjshrader. Not bad at all.
Space @ Oct 9th 2009 9:43AM
This is a quality comment folks. This is what we should all be striving for.
PedoJokerBear [Planeteer | Power of Gall Bladder] @ Oct 9th 2009 8:25AM
fuck that, shakira should have a belly dancing game.
Space @ Oct 9th 2009 9:10AM
or one where she turns in to a half naked werewolf.
Fanboy @ Oct 9th 2009 9:43AM
Altered Beast?
iHavepants {SteamPSN: Arkanti} @ Oct 9th 2009 10:28AM
Altered Breasts?
captainprotonx @ Oct 9th 2009 9:16AM
9 out of 10 chances her fitness avatar won't be as hot. Even more odds are her Mii will do the workout.
profeteer @ Oct 9th 2009 9:23AM
I hate Beyonce. It wouldn't look like her anyway, look at Daisy Fuentes on the Wii.
Shimrra @ Oct 9th 2009 9:51AM
I never found her attractive but then again I prefer asian chics with small hands ;)
Troy Powers (PSN: TroyPowers) @ Oct 9th 2009 11:06AM
Men with small penises tend to prefer women with small hands.
Solace @ Oct 9th 2009 11:54AM
lmfao pwnd
Jose [Steam & PSN: Assmar] @ Oct 9th 2009 12:12PM
Wow Shimrra. That post made me think of the Monarch/Dr. Girlfriend wedding scene in Venture Bros, and you're Sergeant Hatred drooling over Princess Tinyfeet. I am thoroughly disturbed.
Shimrra @ Oct 9th 2009 4:06PM
@ Troy - I have low self esteem man. Any help i can get is alright with me so bring on them little fingers ;)
Nguyen @ Oct 9th 2009 9:57AM
beyonce is the embodiment of everything wrong with the current generation of pop music and tastes in women. the only thing she has is an ass. she's not that attractive in the face, she can't sing that well, and the only reason she got famous is because her mommy made her the center of destiny's child. Kelly Rowland should've been the one to shine.
Dale @ Oct 9th 2009 10:09AM
Her back catalogue is suspiciously game focused...
'Single Ladies (Put A RROD On It)'
'Halo: Combat Evolved'
'Jumpin' Jumpin' Flash'
'If I Were A Boy And His Blob'
'No, No, No-One Lives Forever'
Shimrra @ Oct 9th 2009 10:11AM
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Dale @ Oct 9th 2009 10:14AM
I'm sorry, hell has very strict quotas for me to meet if I'm going to get in. :D
Troy Powers (PSN: TroyPowers) @ Oct 9th 2009 11:09AM
"she can't sing that well"
What the hell? Have you every actually heard this woman sing? Given, most pop tunes don't require a whole lot of vocal ability, but have you ever heard her REALLY SING? That woman has a GREAT voice!
Troy Powers (PSN: TroyPowers) @ Oct 9th 2009 11:09AM
I'm waiting for the Jay-Z game that let's you pretend you're selling crack on the corner.
mietha CAG @ Oct 9th 2009 11:35AM
Bitch is ugly and annoying, and I didn't know puking in the bathroom was a workout, but whatever...
Jose [Steam & PSN: Assmar] @ Oct 9th 2009 12:14PM
Meth Cack
Just STFU you blind mother fucker. "but whatever..." TO YOU!