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ESRB describes Crystal Bearers pool minigame

by JC Fletcher on Oct 9th 2009 5:45PM

You may have spotted the particularly surreal moment in the latest Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers trailer: suddenly, we're not seeing a psychic teen telekinetically lifting stones and monsters; rather, we're seeing two girls in swimsuits engaging in a Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball-style competition, trying to knock each other off of a pool float.

Good news (or not): it's playable! The ESRB revealed it as a minigame in its content description: "In one mini-game, two women in bikinis try to knock each other off a floating platform using only their hips." The ratings organization also warns buyers that "If players wish to, they may pick up steaming manure and toss it at enemies or the bucolic surroundings." But you knew that!

[Via Siliconera]

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Tags: ffcc-crystal-bearers, final-fantasy, final-fantasy-crystal-chronicles-the-crystal-bearers, rpg, square-enix

Reader Comments (30)

AWESOME! They included everyone's favorite past-time, Ass-Sumo!

You know what pisses me off about anime/manga/any fictional character out of Japan? The hair colours (Proper way to spell colour silly Americans). I don't know why but it annoys me.

Who downvoted this guy? Anime fans or americans?

Both and their mothers.

People with brains downvoted him.

YES! having a brain is a legitimate reason to down vote a comment on personal taste.

Personal taste is one thing, being a douche ("proper way" and "silly Americans") is another.

It's a cultural thing. If you think the hair color is only an anime/manga thing, you should check out the hair of some of the people living in Shibuya and Harajuku.

Also, BPMOmega is right. The comment could have been done without the douchery.

i suppose you guys are right, I just find downvoting kinda hurtful.

"I just find downvoting kinda hurtful."

Seriously?

I mean... SERIOUSLY?!

I'm not going to go have a cry but yeah, seriously.

Anti-villain is right.
Sometimes douches are downvoted, but much more often I see people being downvoted BY douches. Often humour, sarcasm and wit don't come across well on the internets.

I wonder if this supports the Balance Board?

You know what annoys me about British people? I used to write it colour myself, but now this douchebag convinced me I should revert back to color.

America whooped their asses so they didn't have to spell it as "colour."

oh no "u" how outrageous, you're so edgy and hectic.

also

"whooped their asses"

how?

American Revolution.

"America whooped their asses"

Classic neo-revisionism.

The Revolution went very badly for the States until we managed to put together a decent, European-style army--militiamen weren't cutting it. After that, it was a matter of geography; Britain simply couldn't win a war on that scale that was on the other side of the Atlantice.

The War of 1812 didn't go so well for us either and is regarded as a stalemate only because our leaders FINALLY figured out that only a professional army could stand up to a professional army.

But the Battle of New Orleans? Oh yeah, major ass-kicking there.

To sum up any war as "whooping asses" shows a gross and soulless mentality. I am truly disgusted.

Just wanted to say that there's something funny about an American and a British guy taking pride/shame/offense due to events that happened 200 years ago.

I mean if American society, circa 2009, looked and thought anything like America circa 1812... then I could see some reasonable connection here.

America removes all the "eh" parts in its history and highlights the "hell yeah" parts.

I remember learning about the time George Washington fought a giant Ent that shot out nuclear cherrybombs, with nothing but a chainsaw arm - a replacement for the arm he lost during his years as a pirate in the Delaware River.