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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:13PM HeavyToka said

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That's a lot just to rate a game
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Posted: Oct 10th 2009 12:32AM wewtaco said

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I would do it for half that.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:14PM Assmar said

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Great story guys, sincerely. There's one thing I didn't understand. Did Lardass have to pay to get in the contest?
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:19PM Special Agent Steve said

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Wtf?
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:44PM jhowlett said

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vern?
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:48PM Deadpool said

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I WAS FROZEN TODAY! o_o
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:53PM Kilau said

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IT'S AFTERBURNER!!
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:57PM Assmar said

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At least J howlet got it.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 8:57PM (Unverified) said

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you kids wanna see a dead body?
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:18PM patboy2008 said

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That explains a lot.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 6:04PM Dummy00001 said

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It doesn't explain a dick.

Why they disallow sales of unrated-games? e.g. limiting them to only adults?
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 6:08PM Sly C said

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explain a dick? i don't wanna know.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:19PM Special Agent Steve said

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Eh, that's harsh. At least it will prevent "fart apps" on the PSP.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:37PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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I think the cost of the PSP devkit prevents that...I mean any dick with access to a Mac can make iPhone games....this guy in one of my classes use to do it every time we had class
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:38PM copa said

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It also prevents a bunch of incredibly useful free Apps with a low development cost, like I can get on my iPod Touch.

Let's see, I have a free Pandora client, a free Twitter client, a free app for buying movie tickets off Fandango, a free application for each of the three banks I use that lets me check my accounts and credit cards.

Oh, and a free app for checking up on my Goozex queues, and a free app that locates nearby Wi-Fi hotspots. A free app that streams programming off of NPR, a free Pokedex for my son. A free app that lets me browse and purchase off Amazon, a free Facebook client.

And yes, a bunch of silly little free games. Not full game experiences like I might expect on my console. More like "snackables", if you will.

Fuck off, ESRB.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:57PM Kodros said

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"A free app that lets me browse and purchase off Amazon"

Wouldn't that just be www.amazon.com?
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 6:11PM MrCassian said

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Copa, you're missing the point. This is the ESRB. They couldn't care less about apps. Games and apps are different.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 6:12PM AOClaus said

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@ copa

Since when does the ESRB govern general software? The ESRB isn't going to have anything to do with your "bunch of incredibly useful free Apps with a low development cost, like [you] can get on [your] iPod Touch" because they're not games. The ESRB isn't going to rate those any more than it's going to rate MS Word, WinZip, or TeamSpeak.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 6:14PM PlatinumSkeet said

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@Copa

We're talking about gaming apps I think general apps can be made on PSP without even hitting the ESRB at all because they're not games. Those could be made on the discretion of Sony but, if they haven't been made by now in one of the largest Homebrew communities. Sony not requiring a ESRB rating won't change a thing.

Honestly the iPhone and PSP are in 2 different media devices made with 2 different primary objectives. Remember the iPhone is primarily a "phone/data" device with media capabilities. The PSP is a "gaming" platform with media capabilities. Highly likely if a Zune or a Blackberry (closest competition to iPhone different fields) then the PSP wouldn't have it.

Seriously guys what you're doing here is comparing Apples to Oranges...
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:21PM (Unverified) said

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Twenty-five hundred dollars? Jeez! You could buy every console on the market and games for less!
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 6:09PM waynski1457 said

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Well it's not about playing the games, it's about making them.

And you gotta spend money to make money.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 6:10PM (Unverified) said

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Yes, but for these small guys that might be more than their potential profit, meaning the game never gets released.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:25PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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That sounds like solid reasoning as to why they are so much.

At the very least, you know you're getting a quality game with solid controls when you buy a mini, unlike 99.9% of iPhone games.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:49PM GreenElf said

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The ESRB rating won't mean that it is a quality game just that the developer is serious about getting it out there.

Sure that hurdle will cut back on SOME of the crapware but remember games like 'Ninjabread Man' carried an ESRB rating too.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 6:18PM Martin C said

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Yeah, I've run across many shitty games with an ESRB rating. It has nothing to do with quality control. It's content control.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:27PM pax copia said

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I am willing to rate games for a lot less than the Entertainment Software Rating Board, just saying.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:27PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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I wonder how long it's goin to take for Apple to start requiring "games" to have ESRB ratings. I mean the touch/iPhone IS a gaming platform, right?

-Sent from my iPhone-
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:47PM sonicspike41 said

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I don't know how well that would work since they already started without it.

If they require it for all future games that's great! I just don't know how many people are going to go back and submit their game for approval after it's already in the store. Not to mention anyone who might have made a game then stopped developing for the iPhone.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:48PM Brendan H said

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Yes, they could be hoist by their own petard. They're touting the ipod touch as a gaming platform.
However, the ESRB is technically "voluntary."
From the ESRB's website:
"The rating system is voluntary, although virtually all games that are sold at retail in the U.S. and Canada are rated by the ESRB. Many retailers, including most major chains, have policies to only stock or sell games that carry an ESRB rating, and most console manufacturers will only permit games that have been rated by ESRB to be published for their platforms."
Perhaps the fact that this refers to "retail" games, not games that are exclusively downloaded, allows Apple not to have to have games get ESRB ratings (also, the games are only distributed by Apple).
If that's the case, why should Sony require their download-only games get rated by the ESRB? They shouldn't have to worry about retailers either!
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:53PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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Sony requires the ratings because a parent won't buy a game without knowing the rating...and it helps people figure out what is appropriate for an age group...I'm shocked the government hasn't made it a requirement yet...other countries do
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:59PM sonicspike41 said

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Sony doesn't have to worry about retailers, and they don't technically have to have ratings. It's something they choose to do. It's probably to keep in line with the rest of their gaming strategies, which includes parental controls and enforcing ratings for safety and security.

Apple probably just doesn't care about family safety and all that.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 6:21PM Martin C said

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There is zero reason for Apple to jump in and have the ESRB start rating games.

And if they did, would the ESRB feel that whatever purchasing safeguards Apple has put in place are acceptable? I can't imagine kids today have much trouble figuring out how to alter parental controls. Not that they have any trouble walking into a retailer and purchasing and M rated title either, but it's something to consider.

Same thing for Minis ... they have ratings, but how are they enforced from a purchasing standpoint?
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 7:07PM sonicspike41 said

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@Martin

Easy, don't give your kids your credit card and billing information.

Also, since they could easily use points bought at a store, set a password to lock out certain ratings.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:28PM RabidOne said

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I believe ESRB charges $800 to rate games having a development budget under $250,000. It's still a hefty chunk of change for the average indie dev, though.
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Posted: Oct 10th 2009 1:05AM (Unverified) said

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Actually, $2500 is the discount price for budgets under $250,000. $4000 is the typical price. $800 is the resubmission price, or something like that.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:29PM (Unverified) said

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Fuck you ERSB, you will never be good for anything but a pain in the ass.

You are whats keeping me from paying $2.49 for what the minis are SUPPOSED to be priced.

Piece of crap system..
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 6:07PM Kodros said

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ESRB not good for anything? Would you rather have the government step in and tell us what video games we can and can't buy? Sorry, but I'll be glad to pay a little bit extra then turn into a gaming clusterfuck like Australia.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:36PM Scuffles said

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So do what Hollywood has been doing for a small eternity...... release things as "Unrated" and save yourselves the rating fees ....seriously why do you think you see so many unrated versions of movies coming out .... its not because whatever they changed is so earth shattering that they wouldn't be able to get rated or that their rating would be so harsh that they couldn't distribute the movie ..... its because they didn't feel like shelling out the cash to have their movie re rated, or in the case of say scoobydoo movies ..... not shelling out the cash to ever bother having them officially rated in the first place.

as I understand it the ESRB is pretty much the same as the MPAA, voluntary industry self regulation.

tho I reserve the right to be wrong
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:39PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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Sony requires all games released in the states to be rated by the ESRB tho
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:59PM eat it said

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does tetris really need to be rated every time it comes out though? can't they just be like, "Dude, Sony, it's fuckin' tetris. Do we really need to get the ESRB involved?"
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:59PM eat it said

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and then bam they slip in some titties at the last minute!
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 6:07PM Dummy00001 said

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> release things as "Unrated" and save yourselves the rating fees

When was last time you have seen an unrated movie???
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 6:18PM Scuffles said

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have you not been to a video store in the last like five years ?

or any place that sells DVD/Blueray ?

heck half of them that don't bother geting something re rated blatantly advertise the UNRATED edition !!!!!! all over their packages even tho little if anything has noticeably changed =P

Also realizing that to circumvent the ESRB sony would need to internally regulate.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 6:30PM (Unverified) said

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I think the "unrated" thing with the movies is a sales strategy. When most consumers see the UNRATED label they think "Hey! Since this is the unrated version of Jennifer's Body it must show a deleted sex scene with Megan Fox and you get to see EVERYTHING!!!"
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 9:51PM CaramelZappa said

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Nude megan fox in blu-ray of Jennifer's Body confirmed.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:49PM Courtney said

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From what I've read, the ESRB doesn't even play games. Devs send in a video representative of the range of content that will be present in a game, and the ESRB assigns the rating from that. I'm guessing that size and scope of game affect the length of the video (I gotta think that something like GTA4 has like an hour video while the latest Tetris re-mix is like 30 seconds).

So it's more like $2500 for watching a really long trailer for a game.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:51PM sonicspike41 said

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Last I read the ESRB shows a 3-4 hour or so video of the game. It might be shorter or longer, I don't remember exactly. Anyways, they have people watch the videos and look for certain things that might be noteworthy, like language or excessive blood.

The person who was complaining about the ESRB in this article said most of his decisions for games were overturned or that often times his "notes" on what was in the game (cartoon violence, language, sex, etc.) were changed without any warning or reasoning.

The ESRB sent the magazine a letter saying he was only there for 3-4 months and wasn't a very valued employee anyways.

It was either EGM or Game Informer I saw it in.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:55PM NathanDTS said

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So it costs $2500 to pay some guys to play a game and then give it an age rating? I'm all for game ratings, but it shouldn't cost this much.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 5:55PM GreenElf said

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I really don't see why Sony wouldnt drop the requirement for ESRB ratings on the Minis in favor of an internal rating or even an honor system.

Not that I even looked to find out what rating Thexder or Tetris got before I ordered them.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2009 6:03PM Scuffles said

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Here is a happy disturbing thought for you, you go buy the dev kit, code a decent game. go through the trouble of getting it ESRB rated ...... and sony turns it down.

that would loom in my mind as a major detractor to ever being bothered even thinking about making a mini game for them.

I certainly hope they have something setup in their mini negotiations to prevent such an issue from ever becoming an issue.
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