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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:03PM CheeziePotato said

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Wii Music 2? Oh please don't, Miyamoto.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 11:30PM Mmmmz said

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Silly. He means that he's doing Mario Paint Wii and that he'll focus his efforts in another cool music program for it.
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Posted: Oct 16th 2009 12:23AM Jordan said

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If Nintendo releases a Wii Music 2 they can be expecting me to chuck my Wii out the window. There's already wayy too many Wii-craptastic games out there, I don't think I can handle many more. I love the Wii when it's used right, but rarely does that happen.
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Posted: Oct 16th 2009 1:22AM (Unverified) said

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I'm with you, Jordan. I love throwing out things I own just because other things that I don't need to buy get released. Just last week, I threw out my CD player because the Backstreet Boys released another album!
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Posted: Oct 16th 2009 3:42AM Fullmetal Salchemist said

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I figured you threw your CD player out the window because, who the hell still owns a CD player?
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:05PM MarkezJM said

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WHERES MAH PIKMIN 3 BRAH!? On topic, it typically gets lost in the details that Miyamato himself essentially said that WIi Music wasn't a game if I may preempt any of those folks.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:07PM MarkezJM said

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Remarkably odd and mostly off-topic, TO trade rumors abound, even potentially to my precious hometown Vikes, I say trade TO to Wii Music 2. He could get like a headshot on the cover, "Wii Music 2; now featuring TO on the Xylophone!"
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Time to pull it out again!

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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:07PM CheeziePotato said

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Where's the Reagan facepalm?
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:07PM (Unverified) said

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Reagan has hair. That adds a layer of difficulty to ASCII pics.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:12PM MarkezJM said

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Can wii (sorry) retire the Picard facepalm please? Hang it in a ring of fame or something, never use it again?
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:13PM CheeziePotato said

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Yeah, the Picard facepalm is so old.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:13PM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:15PM (Unverified) said

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Much.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:16PM Ozzman79 said

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Well, personally, I can never get enough of the good captain showing his disgust. Keep it coming, I say.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:23PM Sly C said

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mushroom face works right?
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:23PM CheeziePotato said

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Where's the facepalm, Sly?
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 10:27PM TheDarkWayne said

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who the fuck is that in the second one? Ed O'neil?
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 10:28PM (Unverified) said

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Allegedly, It's supposed to be Emperor Palpatine.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 11:34PM TheDarkWayne said

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WAT
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Posted: Oct 17th 2009 6:57AM Brook said

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yeah let me pull mine out too.

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Posted: Oct 16th 2009 10:25AM Uncle Jesse said

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Hey, I don't care what you use, I just don't want to see that disturbingly, detailed penis again.....
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:07PM leemahi said

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I think Mr. Miyamoto has been hittin' that crack pipe too much lately.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:11PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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That statement is a little ironic, considering your avatar...
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:12PM (Unverified) said

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I was going to mention that, but I get downvoted so often lately.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:23PM CheeziePotato said

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“Yeah, I was pretty damn stoned.”

~ Shigeru Miyamato on how he thought up Super Mario Brothers.

Got it from here
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mario
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:34PM (Unverified) said

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I love Uncyclopedia.

I recommend the Dmitry Medvedev, Captain Kirk, Captain Picard, and Burger King articles myself.

Along with the Wikipedia one.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:39PM CheeziePotato said

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Yeah that site is so good.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 11:20PM Omega2k3 said

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If you think uncyclopedia is good, then you've never tasted the sweet nectar that is encyclopedia dramatica.
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Posted: Oct 16th 2009 1:28AM mrln said

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Dr. Bradwart made me lol.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:08PM (Unverified) said

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So this is what happens when one of Miyamoto's games isnt recieved well, he just decides to try again and hopefully strike gold. He sure is dedicated.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:10PM Gun Barrier said

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What would have improved the game was a music creation mode, online music video sharing and grading with everyone around the world (not just friends), and more intuitive controls. I own the game and its okay, but it feels too shallow, especially if you play it by yourself.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:40PM Mr Khan said

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Yes. It's not an idea that's inherently bad, it was just that they half-assed the execution, and didn't make the game's "purpose" self-explanatory.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:11PM LiquidSnake said

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Miyamoto.......please use and focus your talents elsewhere like maybe.......I don't know........ Pikmin 3?
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:12PM KungFuChaosNinja said

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I'm a huge fan of Miyamoto and I enjoy anything he's involved with. Well, that was until Wii Music. Honestly, it had no redeeming qualities whatsoever. It was so shallow, the music selection was so limited, and the experience just wasn't satisfying. I can even get into Wii Fit, but not this.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:13PM willooi said

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Wow AWESOME, what every Nintendo fan wanted to hear!!

If at first it flops, then push, push and just keep on pushing it! He's determined I'll give him that

Miyamoto has officially lost the plot.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:38PM Mr Khan said

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Flop is objective. It didn't go on to astronomical sales like most of Nintendo's stuff, but it did sell roughly equal to what LBP sold.

If LBP is a flop, Wii Music is a flop. Can't say one is without the other.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:45PM willooi said

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Why are you defending Wii Music and, even worse, trying to put it on a par with LBP? Wii music was deservedly a flop in terms of sales AND quality.

Shadow of the Colossus, Braid, LBP, Okami, etc etc all poor sellers but infinitely better than however many millions 'successful' shovelware Wii titles sell.

Pardon the chip on my shoulder, it's a rather big one =)
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:46PM comradetrotskii said

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Given that Wii Music looks like it took a work experience kid, two lunchtimes and $4.57 to make I'd say it was a roaring success.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:52PM MarkezJM said

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He's not putting it on par with LBP, he's comparing them in terms of sales. There are people out there that bought and enjoyed Wii Music, who cares.

The 'chip' on your shoulder is just your myopic silliness that whatever you think is good should dictate to sales rankings.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 10:06PM willooi said

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"The 'chip' on your shoulder is just your myopic silliness that whatever you think is good should dictate to sales rankings"

Ooh feedback, fantastic =)

Okay then, so this myopic silliness is, according to your terms, equal to my aversion to universally acclaimed games selling poorly and crap ones selling well. How silly indeed and how DARE I think that way!

Anyway I think it's rather myopic of you to tell me what the chip on my shoulder is. But look at us, arguing over Wii Music?! Honestly.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 10:23PM (Unverified) said

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Oh man, Miyamota is slowing heading the way of Al Davis and The Raiders.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 10:29PM TheDarkWayne said

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jesus christ khan, give it up man. They aren't gonna give you money off for your loyalty. Insane, insane loyalty.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 10:35PM MarkezJM said

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He only owns one of the 3 current consoles for godssakes, give 'em a break.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:15PM Marius said

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Dude needs to retire
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:18PM Ozzman79 said

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Dude needs downvotes
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:19PM (Unverified) said

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He probably should. Before he gets Mad Cow Disease and destroys all his franchises.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:26PM CheeziePotato said

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No, Miyamoto can't retire yet. I need my new Zelda Wii game.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2009 9:50PM KungFuChaosNinja said

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Hell no. With the exception of Wii Music, dude has been on a roll this gen. Miyamoto is a genius.
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